Guest cynicalprofit Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 2 hours ago, a drug deal went bad, now im typing one handed because there is a fucking hole in my left arm, great. I cant go to the hospital and explain, yeah the deal went sour, so he tried to kill me. Any advice? Sincerely the bleeding, CP PS getting shot sucks majorly. And getting jacked for your shit after being shot sucks just as bad.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 You got shot in a drug deal turned sour, and found the time to post the details here as you drip blood on the keyboard!? This like the OJ Hart simulcast, only instead of a porno, it's an action flick.
Guest Kingpk Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 See kids, THIS is why drugs are bad. It leads to shootings and stupid behavior like POSTING ON A MESSAGEBOARD RIGHT AFTERWARDS instead of, you know, GETTING HELP. Geez, just go to the hospital and say there was an arguement.
Guest MrRant Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 TSM.com - Even if you get shot... you always come back.
Guest Incandenza Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 This guy's as retarded as I remember.
Guest Retro Rob Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 CP, go to a hospital. They can't force you to talk if you don't want to. As long as you are insured they will treat you. Whether or not you say what happened is up to you.
Guest Kingpk Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 This thing deserves a spot in Classic Threads for the absurdity alone.
Guest Ace309 Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 Say you, uh, fell on the bullet. Yes, this is a Simpsons reference. No, I don't take you seriously.
Guest Dangerous A Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 Um, you'd better check yourself into a hospital to get your wound looked at before infection sets in. That's serious. If the slug is still in your arm, you need to have it removed. Serious infection can set in and you will end up getting gangrene or something. I haven't been shot, but know several people who have and you need to check yourself into a hospital asap. Fuck it if you get in trouble, your health is on the line. That is if this is even a legit claim.
Guest redbaron51 Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 do you live in Canada by any chance? or does America give you discounts for bullet wounds?
Guest bob_barron Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 getting shot sucks majorly. Really? I always thought it was a really great experience Any advice? Next time he whips out the gun- run!
Guest Incandenza Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 Dude, just throw some salt in it. Blood is like a slug.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 Say a squirrel shot you.
Guest Anglesault Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 2 hours ago, a drug deal went bad, now im typing one handed because there is a fucking hole in my left arm, great. I cant go to the hospital and explain, yeah the deal went sour, so he tried to kill me. Any advice? Sincerely the bleeding, CP PS getting shot sucks majorly. And getting jacked for your shit after being shot sucks just as bad. Idiot.
Guest Kingpk Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 Actually I gotta commend you. You managed, one handed and bleeding to death, to post a picture in a puro thread 10 minutes before you announced that this tragedy has taken place. Now THAT'S dedication. When you die, I'm going to erect a monument in your honor. Any contributions?
Guest caboose Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 2 hours ago, a drug deal went bad You organised a drug deal for the late afternoon? Dude you should have done it like the movies, at night. now im typing one handed because there is a fucking hole in my left arm Feeling heroic are we? great Considering you *just got shot*, things aren't that great for you right now. I cant go to the hospital and explain YTour not exactly the Fugitive are you? yeah the deal went sour, so he tried to kill me. A bit slow on the draw were you? Any advice? How about don't deal drugs or don't get shot for starters. Sincerely the bleeding, CP You've been shot, and you still had time to thank us sincerely, I feel touched. PS getting shot sucks majorly. Really? I heard all good. And getting jacked for your shit after being shot sucks just as bad. Then don't get 'jacked'.
Guest CED Ordonez Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 You got shot hours ago and here you are giving the bloody details to random people on an Internet board... Are you fucking stupid or something?
Guest El Satanico Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 You are infected! Get away from here before you infect us! I'd suggest killing yourself on your own terms. You don't want them catching you, they show no mercy to the infected!
Guest Kingpk Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 I think that opinion is shared by most of us.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 This isn't funny at all CP. These threads are the reason people leave the board for two weeks and then just post in "Wrestling Lists and Polls" till the whole thing blows over.
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 Actually I gotta commend you. You managed, one handed and bleeding to death, to post a picture in a puro thread 10 minutes before you announced that this tragedy has taken place. Now THAT'S dedication. When you die, I'm going to erect a monument in your honor. Any contributions? That's funny. Maybe he really likes Puro...
Guest Kingpk Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 Another thing....it's your left arm. You most likely type, wave, punch and jerk off with your right, so fuck it, amputate the bastard. The story will impress the chicks I'll bet.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 This is the silliest thread I've ever read. I was going to go into a list of reasons why, but I think you already know.
Guest The Superstar Posted July 9, 2003 Report Posted July 9, 2003 This is the silliest thread I've ever read. I was going to go into a list of reasons why, but I think you already know. You RACIST~!
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