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FUCK! I just got shot

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Guest cynicalprofit

2 hours ago, a drug deal went bad, now im typing one handed because there is a fucking hole in my left arm, great. I cant go to the hospital and explain, yeah the deal went sour, so he tried to kill me. Any advice?

 

Sincerely the bleeding,

CP

 

PS getting shot sucks majorly.

And getting jacked for your shit after being shot sucks just as bad.

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Guest Zack Malibu

You got shot in a drug deal turned sour, and found the time to post the details here as you drip blood on the keyboard!?

 

This like the OJ Hart simulcast, only instead of a porno, it's an action flick.

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Guest Kingpk

See kids, THIS is why drugs are bad. It leads to shootings and stupid behavior like POSTING ON A MESSAGEBOARD RIGHT AFTERWARDS instead of, you know, GETTING HELP.

 

Geez, just go to the hospital and say there was an arguement.

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Guest Retro Rob

CP, go to a hospital. They can't force you to talk if you don't want to. As long as you are insured they will treat you. Whether or not you say what happened is up to you.

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Guest Kingpk

This thing deserves a spot in Classic Threads for the absurdity alone.

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Guest Ace309

Say you, uh, fell on the bullet.

 

Yes, this is a Simpsons reference. No, I don't take you seriously.

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Guest Dangerous A

Um, you'd better check yourself into a hospital to get your wound looked at before infection sets in. That's serious. If the slug is still in your arm, you need to have it removed. Serious infection can set in and you will end up getting gangrene or something. I haven't been shot, but know several people who have and you need to check yourself into a hospital asap. Fuck it if you get in trouble, your health is on the line.

 

That is if this is even a legit claim.

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Guest redbaron51

do you live in Canada by any chance?

 

or does America give you discounts for bullet wounds?

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Guest bob_barron
getting shot sucks majorly.

 

Really? I always thought it was a really great experience

 

Any advice?

 

Next time he whips out the gun- run!

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Guest Anglesault
2 hours ago, a drug deal went bad, now im typing one handed because there is a fucking hole in my left arm, great. I cant go to the hospital and explain, yeah the deal went sour, so he tried to kill me. Any advice?

 

Sincerely the bleeding,

CP

 

PS getting shot sucks majorly.

And getting jacked for your shit after being shot sucks just as bad.

Idiot.

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Guest Kingpk

Actually I gotta commend you. You managed, one handed and bleeding to death, to post a picture in a puro thread 10 minutes before you announced that this tragedy has taken place.

 

Now THAT'S dedication. When you die, I'm going to erect a monument in your honor. Any contributions?

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Guest caboose
2 hours ago, a drug deal went bad

You organised a drug deal for the late afternoon? Dude you should have done it like the movies, at night.

 

now im typing one handed because there is a fucking hole in my left arm

Feeling heroic are we?

 

great

Considering you *just got shot*, things aren't that great for you right now.

 

I cant go to the hospital and explain

YTour not exactly the Fugitive are you?

 

yeah the deal went sour, so he tried to kill me.

A bit slow on the draw were you?

 

Any advice?

How about don't deal drugs or don't get shot for starters.

 

Sincerely the bleeding,

CP

You've been shot, and you still had time to thank us sincerely, I feel touched.

 

PS getting shot sucks majorly.

Really? I heard all good.

 

And getting jacked for your shit after being shot sucks just as bad.

Then don't get 'jacked'.

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Guest CED Ordonez

You got shot hours ago and here you are giving the bloody details to random people on an Internet board...

 

Are you fucking stupid or something?

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Guest El Satanico

You are infected! Get away from here before you infect us!

 

I'd suggest killing yourself on your own terms. You don't want them catching you, they show no mercy to the infected!

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

This isn't funny at all CP.

 

These threads are the reason people leave the board for two weeks and then just post in "Wrestling Lists and Polls" till the whole thing blows over.

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Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Actually I gotta commend you. You managed, one handed and bleeding to death, to post a picture in a puro thread 10 minutes before you announced that this tragedy has taken place.

 

Now THAT'S dedication. When you die, I'm going to erect a monument in your honor. Any contributions?

That's funny.

 

Maybe he really likes Puro...

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Guest Kingpk

Another thing....it's your left arm. You most likely type, wave, punch and jerk off with your right, so fuck it, amputate the bastard. The story will impress the chicks I'll bet.

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Guest The Superstar
This is the silliest thread I've ever read. I was going to go into a list of reasons why, but I think you already know.

You RACIST~!

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