rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2003 This is the silliest thread I've ever read. I was going to go into a list of reasons why, but I think you already know. You RACIST~! Yeah, and the rest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 9, 2003 cynical profit hasn't responded yet- Maybe he's dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2003 cynical profit hasn't responded yet- Maybe he's dead Or his other arm has been shot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Don't worry, then he could type with his nose. This is classic thread material, just because. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Or he went back to try the deal again. "Look, I realize we got off on the wrong foot..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Don't worry, then he could type with his nose. I don't wanna know where it goes after they shoot his nose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Regardless of whether this is real or not, if you go to the hospital with a gunshot wound, the police are called. No exceptions. So if he's actually worried about getting into trouble, maybe he's doing the right thing by asking us for advice... TSM - The Whole Dam HMO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted July 9, 2003 [Typical WWE Folder Idiot] "Heh, maybe HHH was his customer and wouldn't even let him get his money. CP: "Hey man, what are you doing? HHH: "I-uh can't-uh let-uh you-uh steal-uh my-uh heat-uh! I-uh don't-uh show ass-uh!" *Shoots CP* HHH: "I AM THE GAME-UH!" [/Typical WWE Folder Idiot] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 9, 2003 You forgot the part where Jericho comes in and gets buried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 9, 2003 I think it was Maggie Simpson, personally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted July 9, 2003 You forgot the part where Jericho comes in and gets buried Shit! I knew I forgot something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Maybe there should be an area of this site specifically for medical issues and getting advice? "Hey, anyone know why I might have a green, foamy discharge coming from..." Never mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted July 9, 2003 I also forgot to add: *Spits water, Tears Quad* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DarkHollywood Report post Posted July 9, 2003 This is SO funny!!!! "AAAH!!! MY ARM GOT SHOT OFF! I GOTTA TELL ALL THE BOYS AT The smarkmarks.com (cheap plug) and tell them all about it!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 9, 2003 This reminds me of a quote on another site where an individual was cooking and almost blew himself and his kitchen up when he somehow created a giant fireball on the stove. He then immediately went into a chat room to tell everyone about it. IMMEDIATELY. That's how you know you're a junkie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted July 9, 2003 (edited) I (in all seriousness) request that CP get at least a warning and preferably a ban for this stupid trolling. If you guys are willing to ban over "crybaby" in CE (where Marney blatantly breaks the anti-flaming rules) but won't do anything about this blatant trolling then... I don't know what to say. Edited July 9, 2003 by MrZsasz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2003 I (in all serious) request that CP get at least a warning and preferably a ban for this stupid trolling. If you guys are willing to ban over "crybaby" in CE (where Marney blatantly breaks the anti-flaming rules) but won't do anything about thid blatant trolling then... I don't know what to say. You never know, CP might have had his arm shot and his stash stolen in a failed drug deal, made his way home, spent two hours without medical attention, turned his computer on, headed for the forums, took the time out to make a sensible post in the WWE folder, headed to NHB, started this thread then logged off to go and get some chips or something. Vince McMahon is right: you smarks are way to cynical Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 9, 2003 If he were to provide proof of the alleged gunshot wound, would he be spared the warning/ban? Maybe even a doctor's note...oh wait, no hospital, forgot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crucifixio Jones Report post Posted July 9, 2003 This is up there with TheGame2705 coming to an AIM chat to tell everyone he had a "near" heart attack. Classic, I tells ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Too bad it wasn't in the cheek. You could have a dimple in your face, right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Too bad it wasn't in the cheek. You could have a dimple in your face, right now. And then be a rapper just like 50 cent? (Only without the cool Dr. Dre beats and tons of rap sidekicks going "YEAH!" every 3.716 seconds.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted July 9, 2003 I think it was Maggie Simpson, personally. NO IT'S BUTTERS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 9, 2003 NO IT'S BUTTERS! Aww, hamburgers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Professor Chaos you mean. He got a baby to-- SIMPSONS DID IT~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thetrendsetter Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Ban Him... We need a whole board of people like him... This Was By Far... THE FUCKING FUNNIEST POST I'VE EVER SEEN ON THIS BOARD... I'M YELLING IT'S SO FUNNY... (Sorry For Yelling) But in all seriousness... even if it is made up, this story is too funny to be considered trolling... then again, I'm typing with my ear, because both my arms were just chopped off by a samurai... i might stick around to bash the TNA marks before i go to the hospital though... Dramaization: Arms may be still attached... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Someone should really go shoot him in the left arm. And take pictures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 9, 2003 *Waits for someone to use the name Zach Gowen and start a thread like this...* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Double Post, my bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Didn't CRZ have a sub-forum for all the banned posters? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted July 9, 2003 The following isn't for the squeemish... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): This Tuesday (RIGHT NOW LOLZ) ... I'm Doing it with a guy with a bullet hole in his arm...he says he was trying to get some weed and it got busted up... ...but I just think he wants me to do his arm... Armfucking Rulez, yo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
