Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 9, 2003 oh man, I just want to make a joke thread (which hopefully goes classic) and some people take it WAY to serious. cynical- You're way too stupid to start a thread resembling a "classic" thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thetrendsetter Report post Posted July 9, 2003 So... If Cynicalprofit's dead... Can I have his post count? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted July 9, 2003 In honor of Banky and what Marney did I ask for a BAN PLZ. He stated he made a post just to get a rise out of people. Do your work Marn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2003 2 hours ago, a drug deal went bad, now im typing one handed because there is a fucking hole in my left arm, great. I cant go to the hospital and explain, yeah the deal went sour, so he tried to kill me. Any advice? Sincerely the bleeding, CP PS getting shot sucks majorly. And getting jacked for your shit after being shot sucks just as bad. That's not funny. That's just stupid. Why the hell would you think this would be a good idea for a joke thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ripper Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Well, maybe he really did get shot and is trying to look less stupid by saying he was joking. I mean if that first post was real, he is a real fucking idiot. At least if he was joking he just wasn't funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 9, 2003 In honor of Banky and what Marney did I ask for a BAN PLZ. He stated he made a post just to get a rise out of people. Do your work Marn. no Ban!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CP made a bad choice. Warn him and lets forget about it. CP is a good upstanding member of this board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Thanks for the laugh, cocksucker. My brother, who was shot in the arm and lost most of the feeling in it found it equally hilarious. Better luck next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted July 9, 2003 Alright so that was a joke too. But I'm fairly drunk, so I found it funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 9, 2003 CP is a good upstanding member of this board. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. Thanks for the laugh cwm- I needed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 10, 2003 I'm not sure too many people took it seriously, though. I mean, even the ones who thought it might be TRUE were laughing about it. Harsh. Hee hee hee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2003 Oh typical, I got shot in the arm 2 hours ago during a failed drugs deal, and now no-ones gonna believe me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 10, 2003 Its "Boy Who Cried Wolf" syndrome all over again. Someday he'll actually get shot, and be bleeding and spasming while attempting to plead for help from TSM community... "Please...I...I can't feel my spine....." "Take off, hoser!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted July 10, 2003 BAN PLZ~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 10, 2003 So what's the deal? I'm not too familiar with "trolling". I hear it a lot on forums but I've never gotten a good description of what it is. I'd really like to know to ensure that I don't end up doing it someday. Anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted July 10, 2003 THIS JUST IN: Police were dispatched to General Hospital in Anytown USA today, when a man with a bullet wound, some 2-3 hours old, walked in for treatment. Apparently the wounded, Cynical Profit, admitted to a drug deal gone wrong. The perpetrator of the shooting was revealed to be a Mr. Brian Gerwitz, an employee of World Wrestling Entertainment. "Look, the guy wanted a dimebag, some X, a little snort-snort...guess he was going to a party or something, but he told me he needed it for a "writing seminar"." said Mr. Profit. "When I asked him what he wrote, he made mention of the WWE. All I did was make one comment about how they need to get the RAW Title onto someone other than Triple H, and he flipped on me, pulling out the gun and firing. I tried to turn, but the bullet grazed my arm, and here I am. Bastard even took back the mint condition Spider-Man comics he was paying me with!" Police are now on the lookout for Mr. Gerwitz, and have contacted the WWE about any other staff members possibly involved in drug use. Zack, that wasn't as boss as my perfect parody of WWE Folder Idiots on Page 2. Read it... Live it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted July 10, 2003 ok this is NHB right, I started a joke thread based on the idea of the oj hart thread, and you want me banned over this....no wonder hhh hates you, its a fucking joke, and you act like i fucked the pope on live tv. i didnt target anyone, i didnt single out anyone, i didnt make fun of anyone other then myself, it was a total work....man if this is the type of shit to be banned over, maybe it would be best if i left because this is by far the least offensive thing i could have come up with. and yes, i should have let the joke go on longer, but the bitching was getting to inane, i said screw it. and yes i am pretty upstanding, this is the first talk of banning me, and yes i did some shit i should have been banned for, but thankfully was not. You just have beef with me, bb, doesnt mean others dont think im ok and post interesting topics, like this one for example. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 10, 2003 So what's the deal? I'm not too familiar with "trolling". I hear it a lot on forums but I've never gotten a good description of what it is. I'd really like to know to ensure that I don't end up doing it someday. Anyone? Trolls will be automatically banned. Trolling is defined as the consistent posting of useless material with the intention of getting off-topic and specifically eliciting and inciting undesirable responses from users reading the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 10, 2003 So what's the deal? I'm not too familiar with "trolling". I hear it a lot on forums but I've never gotten a good description of what it is. I'd really like to know to ensure that I don't end up doing it someday. Anyone? Trolls will be automatically banned. Trolling is defined as the consistent posting of useless material with the intention of getting off-topic and specifically eliciting and inciting undesirable responses from users reading the thread. Much obliged, Double B. But wouldn't "specifically eliciting and inciting undesirable responses from users" be "flame baiting"? And you said trolling has to be consistant, does that mean he's done this before? Because if it was his first time, would it still be trolling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 10, 2003 I started a joke thread based on the idea of the oj hart thread Live in the now man- The OJ Hart stuff is almost a YEAR old. and you want me banned over this For what it's worth- I wouldn't ban you over this. no wonder hhh hates you What does Triple H have to do with this? its a fucking joke That wasn't very funny and you act like i fucked the pope on live tv. What you do in private is private- I don't need to hear about it. man if this is the type of shit to be banned over, maybe it would be best if i left because this is by far the least offensive thing i could have come up with. Didn't you already leave the board before? and yes i am pretty upstanding I think anyone who read your posts in current events and in other folders would politely disagree. You just have beef with me, bb Nope- I just find you to be stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 10, 2003 So what's the deal? I'm not too familiar with "trolling". I hear it a lot on forums but I've never gotten a good description of what it is. I'd really like to know to ensure that I don't end up doing it someday. Anyone? Trolls will be automatically banned. Trolling is defined as the consistent posting of useless material with the intention of getting off-topic and specifically eliciting and inciting undesirable responses from users reading the thread. Much obliged, Double B. But wouldn't "specifically eliciting and inciting undesirable responses from users" be "flame baiting"? And you said trolling has to be consistant, does that mean he's done this before? Because if it was his first time, would it still be trolling? I don't think cynical should be banned for trolling- I was just copying and pasting what was written in the Rules and Regulations that is posted in Site Feedback Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B-X Report post Posted July 10, 2003 Would have been better if you played it out man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 10, 2003 For those of you who were asking for a banning: This is in the NHB folder, which is supposed to be anything goes the last I checked. This was tasteless and unfunny in my opinion, but nothing worth banning over since it's in NHB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted July 10, 2003 wow..a comical thread about getting shot in the arm. Man..he should have at least posted a "I TOLD U I WUZ HARDKORE!" for maximum hillarity.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 10, 2003 Oh shut the fuck up, Bob, you're calling for the guy's head for not being funny. Read, don't laugh, move on. At least this isn't as bad as the Dog Eatin' Chinaman thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mach7 Report post Posted July 10, 2003 EDIT: Just read it was a joke thread... blah... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 10, 2003 Oh shut the fuck up, Bob, you're calling for the guy's head for not being funny. Read, don't laugh, move on. At least this isn't as bad as the Dog Eatin' Chinaman thread. I laughed at the Dog Eating Chinaman one. Racial humour is funnier then getting shot humour in my book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted July 10, 2003 Wasn't Banky banned for doing the same thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted July 10, 2003 So what's the deal? I'm not too familiar with "trolling". I hear it a lot on forums but I've never gotten a good description of what it is. I'd really like to know to ensure that I don't end up doing it someday. Anyone? Trolls will be automatically banned. Trolling is defined as the consistent posting of useless material with the intention of getting off-topic and specifically eliciting and inciting undesirable responses from users reading the thread. key word being "Consistent" and when I said he was a member in good standing earlier I was half serious. I personaly have never had a problem with anything CP has posted (until now) and I don't think this is worthy of a ban and if it comes down to it even though we aren't friends i'd go to bat for him and try to convince the mods not to ban him for one tasteless joke. Give him a warning at most. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted July 10, 2003 From Family Guy: Guy#1: How immoral and outragous! I should do something about that! Guy#2: There's nothing you can do. Guy#1: Oh... Well, I guess I'll have to develop a sense of humor then. Guys, it was just a joke. A bad one at that. Chill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted July 11, 2003 Is it possible to access the smarkboard from beyond the grave, like thru a ouiji board? Hmm, good question? Any volunteers willing to be killed via a mob of smarks in order to find this out? I dunno Zack, but The Franchise sure has been sucking lately. Even moreso than usual. ...hey, I didn't know they made "California Dreams" neon switchblades! Ummm...Zack? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
