Jump to content

FUCK! I just got shot


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 119
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Guest bob_barron
Posted

cynical profit hasn't responded yet-

 

Maybe he's dead

Guest Insanityman
Posted

Don't worry, then he could type with his nose. This is classic thread material, just because.

Guest Kingpk
Posted

Or he went back to try the deal again.

 

"Look, I realize we got off on the wrong foot..."

Guest The ChriZa
Posted

Regardless of whether this is real or not, if you go to the hospital with a gunshot wound, the police are called. No exceptions. So if he's actually worried about getting into trouble, maybe he's doing the right thing by asking us for advice...

 

TSM - The Whole Dam HMO

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

[Typical WWE Folder Idiot] "Heh, maybe HHH was his customer and wouldn't even let him get his money.

 

CP: "Hey man, what are you doing?

 

HHH: "I-uh can't-uh let-uh you-uh steal-uh my-uh heat-uh! I-uh don't-uh show ass-uh!"

 

*Shoots CP*

 

HHH: "I AM THE GAME-UH!"

 

[/Typical WWE Folder Idiot]

Guest bob_barron
Posted

You forgot the part where Jericho comes in and gets buried

Guest The ChriZa
Posted

I think it was Maggie Simpson, personally.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
You forgot the part where Jericho comes in and gets buried

Shit! I knew I forgot something.

Guest The ChriZa
Posted

Maybe there should be an area of this site specifically for medical issues and getting advice?

 

"Hey, anyone know why I might have a green, foamy discharge coming from..."

 

Never mind.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

I also forgot to add:

 

*Spits water, Tears Quad*

Guest DarkHollywood
Posted

This is SO funny!!!!

 

"AAAH!!! MY ARM GOT SHOT OFF! I GOTTA TELL ALL THE BOYS AT The smarkmarks.com (cheap plug) and tell them all about it!!!!"

Guest The ChriZa
Posted

This reminds me of a quote on another site where an individual was cooking and almost blew himself and his kitchen up when he somehow created a giant fireball on the stove. He then immediately went into a chat room to tell everyone about it. IMMEDIATELY. That's how you know you're a junkie.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted (edited)

I (in all seriousness) request that CP get at least a warning and preferably a ban for this stupid trolling. If you guys are willing to ban over "crybaby" in CE (where Marney blatantly breaks the anti-flaming rules) but won't do anything about this blatant trolling then... I don't know what to say.

Edited by MrZsasz
Posted
I (in all serious) request that CP get at least a warning and preferably  a ban for this stupid trolling. If you guys are willing to ban over "crybaby" in CE (where Marney blatantly breaks the anti-flaming rules) but won't do anything about thid blatant trolling then... I don't know what to say.

You never know, CP might have had his arm shot and his stash stolen in a failed drug deal, made his way home, spent two hours without medical attention, turned his computer on, headed for the forums, took the time out to make a sensible post in the WWE folder, headed to NHB, started this thread then logged off to go and get some chips or something.

 

Vince McMahon is right: you smarks are way to cynical :angry:

Guest The ChriZa
Posted

If he were to provide proof of the alleged gunshot wound, would he be spared the warning/ban?

 

Maybe even a doctor's note...oh wait, no hospital, forgot.

Guest Crucifixio Jones
Posted

This is up there with TheGame2705 coming to an AIM chat to tell everyone he had a "near" heart attack. Classic, I tells ya.

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Too bad it wasn't in the cheek. You could have a dimple in your face, right now.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
Too bad it wasn't in the cheek. You could have a dimple in your face, right now.

And then be a rapper just like 50 cent? (Only without the cool Dr. Dre beats and tons of rap sidekicks going "YEAH!" every 3.716 seconds.)

Guest razazteca
Posted
I think it was Maggie Simpson, personally.

NO IT'S BUTTERS!

Guest thetrendsetter
Posted

Ban Him... We need a whole board of people like him... This Was By Far... THE FUCKING FUNNIEST POST I'VE EVER SEEN ON THIS BOARD... I'M YELLING IT'S SO FUNNY...

 

(Sorry For Yelling)

 

But in all seriousness... even if it is made up, this story is too funny to be considered trolling...

 

then again, I'm typing with my ear, because both my arms were just chopped off by a samurai...

 

i might stick around to bash the TNA marks before i go to the hospital though... ;)

 

Dramaization: Arms may be still attached...

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

Someone should really go shoot him in the left arm.

 

And take pictures.

Guest The ChriZa
Posted

*Waits for someone to use the name Zach Gowen and start a thread like this...*

Guest Retro Rob
Posted

Didn't CRZ have a sub-forum for all the banned posters?

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

The following isn't for the squeemish...

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

This Tuesday (RIGHT NOW LOLZ) ...

 

 

I'm Doing it with a guy with a bullet hole in his arm...he says he was trying to get some weed and it got busted up...

 

...but I just think he wants me to do his arm...

 

Armfucking Rulez, yo.

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...