Angle and Lesnar=Billy and Chuck 2K3?

[Guest Goodear]

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

And they should. I know it's just a house show, but WTF? These are supposed to be your top in ring babyfaces and they are putting on a slap and tickle display. Is WWE trying to kill territories?

I could rant and rave about Donkey Kong being dropped further and further downhill, but I think the concussion at WM just scrambled his brain here.

 

 

Regardless, I wouldn't pay too much attention to a house show thing like that. I remember Mick Foley's second book he rambles on about how funny it was at a house show where he did a promo with Rock that ended up with Rock on his knees, pretending to fellate a massive imaginary penis.

[Guest Anglesault]

And they should. I know it's just a house show, but WTF? These are supposed to be your top in ring babyfaces and they are putting on a slap and tickle display. Is WWE trying to kill territories?

I could rant and rave about Donkey Kong being dropped further and further downhill, but I think the concussion at WM just scrambled his brain here.

 

 

Regardless, I wouldn't pay too much attention to a house show thing like that. I remember Mick Foley's second book he rambles on about how funny it was at a house show where he did a promo with Rock that ended up with Rock on his knees, pretending to fellate a massive imaginary penis.

Was the Rock aleady running something that could be perceived as a gay storyline on TV?

[Guest Goodear]

With the amount of stuff he was jamming up people's asses... yes.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Was the Rock aleady running something that could be perceived as a gay storyline on TV?

Well, Mick was giving Rock all those gifts in the This Is Your Life segment...

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

They should rip off the "Men On..." skit from "In Living Color" on the next SD.

 

Brock: "Kurt, we watched an advance copy of Trish Stratus's upcoming DVD. What did you think?"

 

Kurt: "Hated it."

 

Brock: "How about that 'Queer as Folk' show on Showtime?"

 

Kurt: "Two snaps up!"

[Guest Anglesault]

With the amount of stuff he was jamming up people's asses... yes.

Did Rock ever have a steady boyfriend though?

[Guest Goodear]

He was abusing Mick if I remember correctly. Sad really... Foley tried SO HARD.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

"Last week, you brought the Rock out, you brought out his coach, you brought out his teacher, and you brought out a girl who cut the Rock off at second base, and now you lost Rocko and you even lost the Rock's jacket? And now you wanna break up the Rock & Sock Connection? Well let the Rock make one thing perfectly clear - he never WANTED the Rock--" "Hold on, wait a minute - I know you never wanted the Rock & Sock Connection to breakup - which is why I'm here. You see after we spoke I had a little heart-to-heart with myself, I did some deep thinking, I did some serious soul searching, and I looked at the Man in the Mirror, and do you know what I saw?" Rock says 280 pounds of monkey crap. Mankind says he's made a decision - to rededicate his life and career to their tag team. "You see Rock, after fifteen years in this glorious business, I have decided that I do not want to go down in history as a three-time WWF Champion, I don't want to go down in history as a hardcore legend, I don't wanna be known as the guy who flew off the top of the Hell in the Cell. I don't even want to be known as a guy that used to wrestle in barbed wire, 'cause I did that type of thing. I want to be known from here on in as one half of the greatest tag team in WWF history - the Rock & Sock Connection!" Mankind leads a "Rock and Sock" chant. "I'll tell you what - it's a great day because even though we saw the postponement of Test and Stephanie's wedding, in some ways I feel like we just had a marriage take place right in here." Rock puts up his hand for Mankind to talk to. "Are you implying to the Rock that you are asking for his hand in marriage?" Figure of speech, says Mick. Rock says he's not...well I don't know how to spell it. "poontang pie" is just missed by the USA censor. "Well, Rock, I'm not a biology major, but I don't think I have any poontang (mute missed again) to offer you." "If you'd shut your mouth and listen, they are chanting the Rock's name." Cue the Pavlovian dogs! Mankind says he doesn't want them to end up like the Funks, Briscos (cue car repair shop plug), "I don't wanna end up like...like Skip & Zip - I know you don't wanna end up like Zip, and I sure as hell don't wanna end up like Skip! All I'm saying is I want us to be kinda like - the three Musketeers! All for one, and, by golly, one for all!" "The three Musketeers." Yeah, you know, the guys with the swords - I love American history!" "You like swords, huh?" This leads into a familiar speil about what Rock might do with a sword

 

http://slashwrestling.com/raw/991004.html

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

Next week on Smackdown: Angle:"Hey Brock, let's do some 'mat-wrestling' on the bed tonight!"

 

Lesnar:"You got it, Kurt! Me and you, one-on-one, no holds barred!"

 

WWE is so damn stupid.

[Guest Goodear]

I'm banking on them doing squats and thrusts

 

 

 

... at the same time.

[Guest Anglesault]

Didn't Billy and Chuck have push up contest where one stared at the other's ass? And like Jazz walked in on them?

[Guest SeanO'HaireMark]

You know i wonder if that was really milk that they were drinking on thursday. And maybe brock, kurt and bill gunn will start a stable that will try to take over smackdown. While rico, goldust and garrison cade will try to take over raw. They can say that the dawn of the real man has reached it's peak and will rule the WWE forever.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Didn't Billy and Chuck have push up contest where one stared at the other's ass? And like Jazz walked in on them?

They were doing these stretches that produced the obvious grunts when Jazz walked in. Then, they stretched out their groins.

[Guest Retro Rob]

What's the big deal? Practically no one attends house shows anyway. Stuff like this has been going on for a long time at non-televised events. Until they start doing this on TV I wouldn't worry about it.

 

And don't say milk drinking and push ups are the equivalent of spanking.

[Guest Anglesault]

What's the big deal? Practically no one attends house shows anyway. Stuff like this has been going on for a long time at non-televised events. Until they start doing this on TV I wouldn't worry about it.

They're well on that path.

[Guest Retro Rob]

They're well on that path.

Well, why don't we wait and see before we jump to conclusions? You know how this company operates, it looks like they are going in one direction and do a complete 180 for no apparent. On top of that, I highly doubt Brock and Kurt are on the way of doing those same antics on television.

[Guest Anglesault]

They're well on that path.

Well, why don't we wait and see before we jump to conclusions?

Each time someone says that, it gets worse the next week.

[Guest Retro Rob]

Each time someone says that, it gets worse the next week.

Good thing we only have to wait a few hours.

 

I just don't see the point in speculating. Especially over a house show comedy bit like this.

[Guest Anglesault]

I just don't see the point in speculating. Especially over a house show comedy bit like this.

It's too close to what they've been doing on TV to not get worried.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

I cannot tell a lie, this intrigues me. And it shouldn't come as a surprise, seeing as Angle's been obsessed with asses for ever and Brock's entire heel character was developed into that of a lecherously perverse paedophile. Anone remember Brock's buggering of the Rock during the Summerslam match? Yeah right, Brock, you can call it a bearhug if you like. Blatant homoeroticism = hilarity.

[Guest Askewniverse]

I'm actually not surprised by this. I saw a similar thing happen last month at a house show. The only difference was that Benoit was in Lesnar's place, and Big Show was also involved.

 

I wouldn't worry too much about it unless the WWE puts a similar post-match happening on a DVD as an extra.

[Guest Anglesault]

I wouldn't worry too much about it unless the WWE puts a similar post-match happening on a DVD as an extra.

I'm worried about t being the next step in the Lesnar/Angle "friendship"

[Guest MrRant]

It's probably a rib or something. Christ.

[Guest Super Pissed Smark]

Next week on SMACKDOWN

 

INT.- BROCK LESNAR'S LOCKER ROOM

 

KURT and BROCK are inside, KURT's singlet is down and BROCK is applying oil to KURT's chest.

 

KURT: Wow, I can't wait for tonight's posedown, it's going to be great! The two best athletes in the WWE in the middle of the ring, flexing for everyone to see--how keen is that? Some more milk, Brock?

 

KURT quaffs from the milk carton, white fluid spilling from the corners of his mouth.

 

BROCK: No thanks Kurt, I've had enough of your milk, besides I don't want to get all bloated before our posedown. I want to give the fans who have come here to watch us flex their money's worth.

 

KURT: Absolutely, but let's not get carried away out there, this is, after all, a friendly exhibition, not an acutal contest, right?

 

BROCK stops oiling KURT's chest and gently puts his hand on his shoulder, looking him deep in the eyes--

 

BROCK: Kurt, you know I respect you too much to show you up out there, even though my pecs are bigger, my arms are bigger, hell my traps are bigger than your head--

 

KURT shrugs BROCK's hand off his shoulder, BROCK looks emotionally wounded.

 

KURT: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait just a second there, mister. You are talking to an Olympic gold-medalist who's going to go out there and pose your ass down! Look at my pecs (squeezing them together and thrusting his pecs at BROCK), just look at them!

 

BROCK: Your pecs? Hah, my traps are bigger than them too! Look at my calves (BROCK holds up his leg), they're awesome!

 

KURT: Oh yeah, well (KURT spreads his legs wide) look at my thighs! They're freakin' huge--

 

INTO FRAME comes PAT PATTERSON with a huge stack of hot dogs.

 

PAT: Hey guys, nice thighs, Kurt (KURT smirks at BROCK, you see?). Any of you hungry, I've got a huge stack of hot dogs here and I can't eat them all. I don't think anybody could eat all of them.

 

BROCK: I could, I'm a monster!

 

KURT: Could not!

 

BROCK: Could too! I could eat more than you, little man!

 

KURT: Oh, yeah, well I can eat more hot dogs than you!

 

BROCK: No way, not only can I eat more dogs than you, but I bet I can swallow the biggest dog whole!

 

KURT: Uh-uh, not only can I swallow a bigger hot dog than you can, I can do two at once!

 

KURT and BROCK both grab hot dogs, then stare at each other, eyes flashing with petulant rage as PAT and his stack of hot dogs stand between them, eyes wide.

 

BROCK: Well, then, why don't we take it to the ring?

 

KURT: Fine, I'll see you there. Pat, bring the hot dogs!

 

They both put their hot dogs back on PAT's stack and everyone EXITs the room.

 

CUT TO COMMERCIALS.

 

Your main event is NEXT!

 

[Guest Anglesault]

BUT WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE POSEDOWN!?

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

BUT WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE POSEDOWN!?

It'll get dropped like any other WWE angle.........but then again, maybe not in this case unfortunately...ugh...