The Worst Show You Have Ever Seen

[Guest Zack Malibu]

And *slaps forehead*...Jay Hernandez is an Engel alumni, having been on Hang Time!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Repressed nothing...shit, now I wanna track down Undressed tapes or something. Seriously, now I'm starting to MISS the show.

 

I also remember around the same time the kid at college, who used a wheelchair to get "sympathy play". I think one of his friends (might have even been the roommate) was a gay character involved in another storyline.

[Guest godthedog]

okay, this is really scary.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

There were 2 hot-ass brunette twins on Undressed. I think 1 played a lesbian, and the other was all uptight about sex. I think they switched up on their boyfriend/girlfriend. Good times, good times...

[Guest Zack Malibu]

okay, this is really scary.

The fact that people are actually reminiscing about Undressed?

 

Seriously though, is it ever rerun at all these days?

[Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa]

I would like to nominate Tough Crowd w/Colin Quinn.

What? That show r0xx0rs.

 

Yes, I have had the misfortune of seeing an episode of That's So Raven, and it is absolutely HORRID. Although afterwards, there was a cartoon about a little girl who engaged in a hopscotch competition with Al Roker and his two miniture clones to win back the souls of her parents. And really, you can't go wrong with that.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

is Undressed rerun?

 

 

Check at about 4 am or something...i'm sure its around...

[The Dames 0]

There were 2 hot-ass brunette twins on Undressed. I think 1 played a lesbian, and the other was all uptight about sex. I think they switched up on their boyfriend/girlfriend. Good times, good times...

Oh GOD yes!!!!

 

Alissa and Heidi Kramer. *drools*

 

They haven't done much else..Pluto Nash, but DAMN, they are hot.

 

That was the one where they switched roles and the lesbian slept with her sisters boyfriend before she even got to...right?

 

I'm sad, I know this. Move on and deal with it.

 

Dames

[Guest Zack Malibu]

In checking up on things, I found out that many Engel alumni were on this show.

 

Lackey Bevis and Trevor Lissauer from the short-lived "Running The Halls" (1993 TNBC season).

 

Amber Barretto (redhead from Hang Time) was on here. So was Christian Oliver, who played Brian Keller (the Swedish kid) in season 2 of The New Class.

 

And Dante Basco, brother of City Guys' Dion Basco was on here as well. It's like Engel alumni heaven!

 

*wants to track down Undressed eps*

 

Also, I'm remember the kid with the done up van, and he wound up sleeping with his g/f's sister or something similar to that. Any of the other recently outed fans (Dames, I'm lookin' at YOU) remember that one?

[The Dames 0]

Yeah, he ended up with herpes then ended up sleeping with the lead singer of some band...

 

Marc Blucas aka Riley aka Buffy's downfall was also on for a couple of eps.

 

Dames

[Guest Zack Malibu]

This shit better be on Kazaa. My memories of watching this stuff are all starting to come back.

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

What about the plot were step brother and step sister were banging and they had to sneak around the house???

 

OH, and Kiki the slzzzzzzzzzut and her roommate who would jam a vibrator into her as Kiki was getting ripped up? Undressed rules, people...

[The Dames 0]

Jango...that stepsister was SO BANGIN!

 

"Oh no I've said too much....I haven't said enough..."

 

Dames

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Jango...that stepsister was SO BANGIN!

 

"Oh no I've said too much....I haven't said enough..."

 

Dames

I remember that! If she was my stepsister, I would have. Weren't they also trying to hide it from the people they were actually dating?

 

I also remember when the older brother was coming to visit and didn't know the younger one was gay. Turns out the older one (who was in the military) was gay too.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

There were 2 hot-ass brunette twins on Undressed.  I think 1 played a lesbian, and the other was all uptight about sex.  I think they switched up on their boyfriend/girlfriend.  Good times, good times...

Oh GOD yes!!!!

 

Alissa and Heidi Kramer. *drools*

 

They haven't done much else..Pluto Nash, but DAMN, they are hot.

 

That was the one where they switched roles and the lesbian slept with her sisters boyfriend before she even got to...right?

 

I'm sad, I know this. Move on and deal with it.

 

Dames

Bingo!

[The Dames 0]

We've completely hijacked this thread.

 

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!

 

Zack, the stepbrother/stepsister thing also had the funny dice...remember that?

 

Dames

[Guest Zack Malibu]

We've completely hijacked this thread.

 

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!

 

Zack, the stepbrother/stepsister thing also had the funny dice...remember that?

 

Dames

YES~! Dirty Dice~!

 

I cannot believe that I'm marking out over UNDRESSED.

 

The one with Rachel from the New Class had her being like an ubersnob to (I think) her younger sister's friend, but then she realized she was falling for the kid and changed her attitude.

[Guest nl5xsk1]

Not to go back to the original thread or anything, but what about Small Wonder? The father creates a robot to live as the daughter in the family. With elementary school level acting and plots, and a painfully annoying theme song ("she's fantastic, made of plastic" ... ugh!)

 

Undressed wasn't annoying, but the only reason was to watch was for hot girls. And there's always the internet for them, so why bother watching? You'd never see more than them in their underwear, anyways.

 

And someone said the Lyricist Lounge show ... yes, a horrible show but had one of the funniest skits EVER. Guy goes to a dominatrix, but she's deaf so she can't hear him say the "safe word". Something so wrong about an actress saying 'you've been a very very bad boy, bark like a dog' in the stereotypical deaf voice. I nearly wet myself from laughing.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Hey you, out of here. This is the Undressed Appreciation Thread from this point on.

 

*I liked Small Wonder, though.*

[The Dames 0]

I LOVED Small Wonder! I don't remember anything about it though.

 

The Lyricist Lounge show wasn't bad to me...then again, I like rap.

 

Dames

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Small Wonder was a great campy 80's show. The annoying neighbor girl, the cheesy effects of Vicky picking up the couch to vacuum...hysterical.

 

Now, back to Undressed...where were we...

[Guest BorneAgain]

Did you guys notice that the most recent season of Undressed seemed different in terms of style? It looked brighter with less emphasis on darker colors. The locations seemed, I don't know, more upbeat I guess. Eh, then again maybe its just me.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

I remember watching Small Wonder in syndication on WSBK when our cable still had WSBK (a Boston station in the NY area? tsktsktsk)

[Guest starvenger]

Jay Hernandez, of Crazy/Beautiful, was also on Undressed as a rebel type who ended up stealing someones girl.

Wasn't he another 'Engel grad' from Hang Time?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Jay Hernandez, of Crazy/Beautiful, was also on Undressed as a rebel type who ended up stealing someones girl.

Wasn't he another 'Engel grad' from Hang Time?

I mentioned that one. Quite a few Engel alumni made it to Undressed.

[Guest ant_7000]

How about Swan's Crossing, and dude keeps saying "ooh I just love myself" or Dangerous Women the show about female ex convicts.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I liked Small Wonder, but one episode pissed me off big time.

 

The girl (Edie?) was on a gameshow for kids, and another kid was matching her answer for answer. Turns out the other kid was a robot. So the dad of the show takes it upon himself to rig the other robot's parts and whatnot so he doesn't win.

 

Even as a little guy I knew he had no right to do that. If you can't win by cheating you cheat some more? Goddamn hypocrate.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

How about Swan's Crossing, and dude keeps saying "ooh I just love myself" or Dangerous Women the show about female ex convicts.

Swan's Crossing OWNS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

 

I lifted that catchphrase from that show too. Garrett Booth was just as cool as Zack Morris.

 

Anyhow, Sweet and Sexy Diva mentioned it, and as I said, any show with Sarah Michelle Geller, Brittany Daniel, Mira Sorvino (forget her in my first post) and an ubercool antihero like Garrett Booth (Shane McDermott of AIRBORNE~!'s character) is not the worst show ever. A pox on you for mentioning it.

 

And it was "Oooh, I love myself!"

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I don't know why someone said This Hour Has 22 Minutes is one of the worst shows on TV. It's hilarious (or was, when Rick Mercer was on the show).

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Hey you, out of here. This is the Undressed Appreciation Thread from this point on.

 

*I liked Small Wonder, though.*

Note to self: If Zack Malibu liked a show, it probobly sucked ass.