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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

This Sunday night MTV will do their idea of a Roast. On the hot seat is none other than the biggest tool Carson Daly. From an article I read today in People most of his former girlfriends come to take shots at him, with Jennifer Love Hewitt asking if he remembers her, she was girlfriend 140 something. And Madonna saying Carson was too old for Demi.

 

What are your thoughts on this show? Think it might be worth a watch just to see him get made fun of?

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Guest Nevermortal

I personally can't wait. I love celebrities taking potshots at one another.

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Guest MaxPower27

Maybe. Carson Daly is a massive tool, but I don't even like looking at him, even if he's getting made fun of.

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Guest Vern Gagne

If Don Rickles, and Dean Martin aren't in attendance I aint watching.

 

Seriously. The problem I have with roasts are the people don't really hate the roastee. What's the fun in watching that. Unless it's old drunk celebrities.

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Guest Deebo

From what I've heard Nelly, Kid Rock, Britney Spears and umm.. well some other celebrities that I forgot, are gonna be roasting him. I dunno if anyone knows Jeffery Ross, but he's a funny comedian and he's gonna be there too. He was on Jimmy Kimmel the other night and they showed a clip of him there, they had the Hilton Sisters sitting in the front row and right when he got to the podium he was like.."I'm glad to see the Hilton Sisters here. Isn't it ironic how the two biggest sluts in the world are named after a cheap hotel?". Great stuff.

 

I'll tune in, but I dunno if I'll watch the whole thing. Depends on how funny the celebs can be.

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Guest Choken One

I can't see Brit roasting anyone...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Waits for Virgin no more joke...

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Guest kkktookmybabyaway

Was this already taped? Because if it is I heard that some of the clebs apologize to Carson after the cameras were rolling.

 

Lame...

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Guest starvenger
Was this already taped? Because if it is I heard that some of the clebs apologize to Carson after the cameras were rolling.

 

Lame...

Yeah, that it kinda lame - I mean, if you're getting roasted you kind of KNOW what you're in for, right.

 

It's worth a look see, I suppose. I've heard about those Shaq Celebrity roasts though, so I'll have to look into that as well...

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Guest MaxPower27

Now that I think about it, it might be better than the Chevy Chase roast.

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Guest TonyJaymzV1

What exactly is Carson Daky's job at MTV? He doesn't have a show, since TRL is hosted by those three people now, he doesn't have any shows except the late late night show on NBC. I swear Daly is the celeb version of Bischoff

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Guest JHawk

As already said, this could be fun if the roasters are actually funny.

 

But if the roasters aren't comedians, they usually aren't.

 

This is going to be saved by Jeffrey Ross or it's gonna suck hard.

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Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20

It would be nice to see a Cat Fight between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Tara Reid.

 

 

Oops. Was I thinking out loud ?

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Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
It would be nice to see a Cat Fight between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Tara Reid.

 

 

Oops. Was I thinking out loud ?

We are ALL thinking about it.

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Guest Shanghai Kid

The commericial showed Carson getting a lapdance from Mya...i'll be watching.

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Guest Kingpk

The Denis Leary Roast will > this one, I'll bet.

 

Oh, that "celibacy is not a vegetable" joke just turned me off of the whole thing. If Jeffery Ross has bad material, then I don't want to know what the others have.

 

Besides, MTV will repeat this about 40 million times in the next two weeks.

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Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins

What a piece of shit. They didn't even insult him.

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Guest Kingpk

Let me guess JLH's routine:

 

Jokes about the fact that he had her and Tara Reid and both dumped him along with a few "sucks in bed" and "has a small penis" jokes.

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Guest JHawk

I only saw about 5 minutes of it. I saw Adam Corolla dressed as a priest insult everybody but Daly, I saw Jon Stewart count down Daly's best moments ("Number 10...9...the number 8 video..."), and Daly get his cracks in. Daly actually got a shot in on JLH that'll piss off half of our male posters if/when they see it...

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

"I think about all the good times we had together...back when you were famous."

 

What I saw was pretty lame.

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Guest Sturgis

It was lame, but it had it's moments. Jessica Simpson was looking HOT and JLH was looking slutty, but not in the good kinda way, and I'll give Carson credit at his shot at her, it was funny because it's true.

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Guest cpac

Was this even a roast?????? Hardly anybody made fun of the guy. Most of them either credited Carson or added nothing to the show. The worst part of the show were the comics. They spent 75 percent of their routine making fun of other people. I thought this was a roast for Carson Daly not Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel got made fun of far more than Carson. Lame Lame Lame Show!!!!!!!!!

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Guest Kingpk
and Daly get his cracks in. Daly actually got a shot in on JLH that'll piss off half of our male posters if/when they see it...

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

"I think about all the good times we had together...back when you were famous."

 

What I saw was pretty lame.

Now see, THAT'S the kind of shots that make a roast good.

 

Carson can burn in hell for it, but it at least sounded mean spirited.

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Guest Lethargic

I thought the show was hilarious. The people that weren't funny were REALLY not funny but the ones that were funny were REALLY funny. It was worth watching for the drunk Tara Reid skit alone. Hell, Tara Reid got ass raped on that show the whole night so I found it hysterical. There wasn't enough Carson bashing but it was still funny. Carolla, Ross, Silverman, Kimmel, Nelly were all funny. Nearly everybody else kinda just said "hey, you got a big head but I love ya" and then left.

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