Guest thetrendsetter Posted July 12, 2003 Report Posted July 12, 2003 Was Anyone At the WXW Show In Allentown Last night? any show report/results from the show?
Guest The Upright Man Posted July 13, 2003 Report Posted July 13, 2003 Afa Jr. killed Sugaa when he body slammed him into the Earth’s molten core. He then cut a ninety-minute promo about how he killed Sugaa for the fans. Next, Afa challenges everyone in the crowd all the boys in the back to four hundred fifty three on one handicap match for the WORLD TITLE! Afa Jr. wins when he frog slashes everybody at once. All the idiots that challenged him are dead now. As for me, I never stepped into the ring, because I’m too smart to fuck with “The Samoan Storm.”
Guest thetrendsetter Posted July 13, 2003 Report Posted July 13, 2003 Okay, outside of the fucktard, is there anyone who has actual results from the show?
Guest subliminal_animal Posted July 13, 2003 Report Posted July 13, 2003 Afa Jr. killed Sugaa when he body slammed him into the Earth’s molten core. He then cut a ninety-minute promo about how he killed Sugaa for the fans. Next, Afa challenges everyone in the crowd all the boys in the back to four hundred fifty three on one handicap match for the WORLD TITLE! Afa Jr. wins when he frog slashes everybody at once. All the idiots that challenged him are dead now. As for me, I never stepped into the ring, because I’m too smart to fuck with “The Samoan Storm.” God to fuck, that was funny. I've only seen WXW from their short-lived TV show on WGTW in Philly. Maybe it was just me, but I thought they sucked. I'll get you the results in a little bit, though.
Chunk Posted July 13, 2003 Report Posted July 13, 2003 Afa Jr. killed Sugaa when he body slammed him into the Earth’s molten core. He then cut a ninety-minute promo about how he killed Sugaa for the fans. Next, Afa challenges everyone in the crowd all the boys in the back to four hundred fifty three on one handicap match for the WORLD TITLE! Afa Jr. wins when he frog slashes everybody at once. All the idiots that challenged him are dead now. As for me, I never stepped into the ring, because I’m too smart to fuck with “The Samoan Storm.” Okay, outside of the fucktard, is there anyone who has actual results from the show? Thats some funny shit!
Guest The Upright Man Posted July 13, 2003 Report Posted July 13, 2003 Hey man, I’m so fucking sorry. I mean…what the heck was I thinking? Here you are, trying to bring some respectability back to this cooked cranberry of a message board by starting a BRILLIANT thread on quite possibly the single greatest wrestling federation the world has ever…nay, WILL EVER know. And here I am giving you the Chinese squeeze. At first, I just thought that I was making a joke. Everyone laughs, fun for all. But did I ever stop and think about the consequences? About how my actions would make you feel? No, I didn’t. Instead, I simply assumed. Assumed that since your user ID was the Trendsetter, you’d be cool with it. I never looked past the facade of the “too cool for school badass that everyone fears.” I never…never saw the real you. I realize now what I have done. I realize now how badly I hurt you. I have sullied the once good names of Afa Jr., the WXW, ChUnk, subliminal animal, anyone else who found my act of cruelty and assholery to be in any way comical, your thread, and most of all you. I just hope that one day, perhaps, you could find it in your broken heart to forgive me… Love, The Upright Man P.S. Afa Jr. defeated Slyk Wagner Brown to retain his WXW World Title. Then, he vacated the title so he could to college. WOTTA CHAMP!
Placebo Effect Posted July 13, 2003 Report Posted July 13, 2003 ^ If that tidbit about Afa Jr. defeated Brown, then just vacating the title is true, then that's fucking ridiculous. Afa Jr. is the worst case of nepotism that I've ever witnessed. I mean, Watts, Flair, etc. never got as many wins handed to them in such a ridiculous fashion when they're so young, green, ugly, etc. as Afa Jr. was and still is. I absolutely loved when Afa got Afa Jr. a spot on the IWS show in Atlantic City (full of washed up hasbeens). Well, Afa Jr. got the shit beat out of him by Steve Williams. Damn, damn, that was great. And very, very funny (and ture, if Afa could make it happen) story in the second post.
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