The One And Only WWE RAW 7-14-03 Thread

[Guest Choken One]

AW THEY ARE DOING THE SUSPENSION!

[Guest tpww7]

Not a smart idea there Hartfan.

 

*Remembers he didnt buy one either*

 

Shit, Why was I broke that weekend.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Live from Stamford with JR! That means he's not heere!!! YAYAY!!!!!!!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

So does that mean JR isn't there to do commentary?

[Guest Choken One]

If they can do the Mankind deal with Kane...I'm all for it...

 

Why can't Jericho do the interview damn it?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Kane's also been known to fuck farm animals.

[Guest Nevermortal]

The obscenely expensive Jeritron 5000!

[Guest Choken One]

VERY EXPENSIVE JERITRON 5000!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Roll the tape monkeys! I still mark for the extremely expensive Jeritron 5000.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I knew that fake wall was a bad idea, you stupid architects!

[Guest tpww7]

nice cardboard job, WWE.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

hah, Kane chokeslammed RVD through a Habs photo!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

nonexistent APA door > fake RVD wall

[Guest HartFan86]

I'm guessing The Coach is doing commentary tonight.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Ok, Austin has the best goddamn t-shirt on. EVER.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

So does that mean JR isn't there to do commentary?

Coach...as of the Raw pre-thing in the last commercial of ST: TNG

 

F*CK FEAR shirt!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I wish Austin and Bischoff both had neckbraces, it'd give them a sense of cameraderie.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

FOCK FEAR?

[Guest Choken One]

Ah...FOCK FEAR!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Damn, I was hoping Austin would have a neckbrace too. He'd look like a roll-on deoderant.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Potential Jim Ross Interview:

JR: Bah gawd, Kane you are a stud...

Kane: Don't call me a stud! You're being sarcastic!

JR: No Kane you really are, you're a stud!

Kane: I'M UGLY! I AM NOT A STUD! BAHHH!!

(chokeslams JR)

HHH: Nice one, Kane.

(poses, spits water)

[Guest Choken One]

They are building a match that they can't deliver...figures...

[Guest HartFan86]

WHOOP HIS ASS CHANT!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Damn, I was hoping Austin would have a neckbrace too. He'd look like a roll-on deoderant.

That or a penis. Speaking of which what happened to the Johnson Twins?

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Stunner to Jericho

[Guest The Czech Republic]

"walk out again Austin, you did such a good job the last time"

[Guest HartFan86]

I so want to see Jericho/Austin again.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Woo let's let Austin beat up on Jericho! Jericho needs the rub after all.

 

/HHH thinking off

[Guest Nevermortal]

Ack. Coach!

[ANKLELOCK 0]

COACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!