Man cuts off own penis...cooks it...and eats it

[Guest Youth N Asia]

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/commo...55E1702,00.html

 

Man cuts off penis, eats it

 

July 13, 2003

A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

 

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.

 

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

 

He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

 

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

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I heard this on the radio yesterday and just figured it couldn't be true...but then I heard someone go on about it again today.

 

...I don't even have a clever comment or anything.

[Guest Powerplay]

This is quite easily the weirdest thing I've ever read on the CE Board. That is all.

[Guest Stunt Granny]

Send that artical to every high school age kid in America. That'll do more to stop drug use than any lame ass TV PSA.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

And there goes my dinner

[Guest Youth N Asia]

StuntGranny, love the sig. But shouldn't the Stand Back pic come before the Hurricane pic...since you say "stand back" before "Hurricane"

[Guest Stunt Granny]

I did that so it looked like Vince was pointing to Hurricane. Although your way does make a bit of sense.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

StuntGranny, love the sig. But shouldn't the Stand Back pic come before the Hurricane pic...since you say "stand back" before "Hurricane"

And if you could make the pics smaller that would be nice too.

 

I know this guy was taking hallucinatory pills, but you'd think he'd still feel some pain. I mean damn it's your penis!

[Guest CED Ordonez]

This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

[Swift Terror 0]

Do you think that he paused--while frying his penis--to choose which condiment to use? Perhaps some Grey Poupon, or is he a straight up Ketchup kind of guy?

 

Franks and beans anyone?

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Didn't some guy do this before, but with his toes?

 

 

 

 

And wasn't that posted here in CE?

[Guest BDC]

Oh, Lord...

 

 

I just ate dinner...

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

And there goes my dinner

You were going to eat his penis?

[Guest godthedog]

And there goes my dinner

You were going to eat his penis?

holy shit, that was beautiful. i don't care if it was obvious, i have never laughed so much at anything on this board. you are my new favorite poster.

[Guest Vyce]

Now THOSE are some good drugs.

[Guest Miss Independant]

Oh God... that's... great! AAHHAHAHAHA! Choppy choppy pee pee. But Vyce, dude, if the measure of a good drug is weather or not you cut your own dick off, then god bless sobriety.

[Guest DrTom]

Remember kids: crack kills, and pills... uh... pills get you to chop your dick off and fry it up for dinner.

 

What a cretin.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Now THATS what I call Poppy Cock!

[Guest Choken One]

IDIOT!

 

I mean FRYING? Baked cock owns.

[Agent_Bond34 0]

Oh God... that's... great! AAHHAHAHAHA! Choppy choppy pee pee.

No, no, no...

 

It's "I choppy choppy my pee pee!"

 

Oh and as for this bit of news...

 

HE CUT HIS OWN FUCKING DICK OFF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I bet a leprechaun tells him to burn things.

 

And yes, someone did this with his own toes, but he was sniffing butane gas.

[Guest Choken One]

Notice this shit happens in 3rd world countries...

 

Fuck War...Just send Snoop and RVD down there and we'll waste them sooner or later.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I know this guy was taking hallucinatory pills, but you'd think he'd still feel some pain. I mean damn it's your penis!

Well, not necessarily. From the description of what happened, he was probably on PCP or DXM. With a disassociative like that, he probably didn't feel a damn thing...until it started to wear off.

[Guest Ripper]

It just goes to prove that if you are stupid enough, fate will find a way for you to never reproduce.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

"Where's the cream filling?"

[Guest MentallyNormal]

So the fat kid from Stand By Me actually did it!

 

Vern: Ha! Ha! Very funny, what am I gonna eat?

Teddy: Why don't you eat your dick?

Chris: It'll be a small meal!