NYU Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 You're walking along a street. You see a magic lamp, give it a few rubs, and out pops a genie. In order to thank you for releasing him, he will give you one wish. You can transform your physical looks to look like anybody else. Whether it be an actor, singer, athlete...anything. The question is: If you could get the looks of anybody else, who would it be ? Seems simple enough, but whenever I ask people that question, I always get creative answers.
Guest Retro Rob Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 In my mind, the best looking people generally aren't actors, singers, athletes, etc., but people you just run into every now and then. That being said, my answer would probably be something like "That guy across the street. No not the hobo, the guy next to him on his cell phone."
Guest spiny norman Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 I'd ask to remain looking like myself. I'm hot.
Guest Choken One Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 I'm tired of looking good... I wish I could look like Scott Keith and know what's like to be so BUTT fucking ugly that the mere sight of me shatters the mental stability of your life.
Guest JaKyL25 Posted July 16, 2003 Report Posted July 16, 2003 Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. Anyone who would pick a big-name celeb would undoubtedly live to regret it, as you would get all the hassle of looking exactly like a famous person (People hounding you for autographs and pictures, etc.) while not enjoying any of the big money benefits.
NYU Posted July 17, 2003 Author Report Posted July 17, 2003 I think you're overthinking the concept. You won't really have to deal with all that hassle or anything. Just, if you could look like anybody else, who would it be? Whether it's to get girls (or guys, whatever the preference may be) or to fulfill your own shallow, narcissistic thoughts, who it would be? Personally.... I would probably want to look like Colin Farrell. The guy gets laid so much, he has to be doing something right. ....... .......not that I don't get laid a lot. *flexes and leaves*
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 I'd look like Kylie. I'd be a great lesbian...
Guest TheGame2705 Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 I'd wanna look like OVW Mark Jindrak. Huge muscles and short hair. I could get ANYONE I wanted and I could wack off looking at myself in the mirror.
Guest nl5xsk1 Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 I'd look like Brad Pitt - like 90%of the female population gets moist at his mere image. I could learn to live with that pressure.
Guest Choken One Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 (edited) Keith Caputo. Seriously... Short Scrawny Deep Set Eyes and Beautiful voice. Edited July 17, 2003 by Choken One
Guest Miss Independant Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 Alicia Keys. She's just one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. That, or Grace Kelly at around 23. No brilliant psychological revelations here, just my choices if I had them.
{''({o..o})''} Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's. You know how easy it would be to get laid then.
Guest bob_barron Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 (edited) Tim- You're an asshole Edited July 17, 2003 by bob_barron
Guest CanadianChick Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 Reese Witherspoon. She's really cute.
Guest JaKyL25 Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 CC, I'd honestly say that would be a downgrade, though that might be just me and my love of dark-haired women. Hmm...I suppose if I wasn't to overthink my answer (Even though there's no such thing as overthinking, dammit! ), I might pick Dave Navarro. All of the girls in my group of friends practically swoon over the guy. I personally don't see it, but hey, whatever. To go for a more typical smark answer, Randy Orton's a pretty hot looking guy. I wouldn't mind looking like him.
Guest Choken One Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 If i were to be a Wrestler...SOH is my guy I would take Kidman's Cock.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 I'd look like Kylie. I'd be a great lesbian... I love you, Chave. I'd just make the full metamorphosis into the lead singer from Weezer. I'd get Emo girls all over me, but those are the breaks.
Guest T®ITEC Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 I would pick Nidia, were it not for that 5 o'clock shadow that seems to show up in so of her many pictures... So I think I'd just go with Shane McMahon, and start sleeping with a lot of hookers.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 one of these three: Christian Bale Kiriyama from Battle Royale Kobé Tai
Guest SweetNSexyDiva Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 Hmm... I am pretty happy with myself... but I would love to have a body like Beyonce!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 I'd look exactly like Jesus. Then I'd truly have a great metal band.
Guest The Flying Dutchman Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 Me, 10 lbs lighter and better toned.
Guest The Flying Dutchman Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 Me, 10 lbs lighter and better toned.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 17, 2003 Report Posted July 17, 2003 I wish I could look like Bret Michales:
Guest Choken One Posted July 18, 2003 Report Posted July 18, 2003 Have you seen Bret lately? Dude weighs like 250 pounds...Or is that Vince Neil? COuld never tell the difference...
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 18, 2003 Report Posted July 18, 2003 I'd look like Kylie. I'd be a great lesbian... I love you, Chave. I'd just make the full metamorphosis into the lead singer from Weezer. I'd get Emo girls all over me, but those are the breaks. Kotz, I like you and all, but that was seriously not what I wanted to hear...
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