Why I wouldn't buy JR's BBQ Sauce

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Jim Ross loves hoss sauce. I think you know what I mean. Gross. He also loves his barbecue sauce. Which upon further examination, is even more gross. It is my belief that while the gasoline did play a pivotal role in lighting JR on fire, some of that inferno can be attributed to copious consumption of his BBQ sauce. Regard this picture.

 

 

Now as you can see, a vast majority of the flames are emanating from the posterior region. Yes sir, Jim Ross has a hot ass. But just like you can light a fart on fire, so they say, it is evident that in addition to the gasoline poured over JR, he must've been unfortunate enough to fart at the wrong time, sending a cloud of methane afire. Or "afahr." While normally this would not happen, one can presume that JR's BUTT generating flames is either a result of increased methane output at the time of combustion, or that it's so hot and spicy it really DOES "light your ass on fire." At any rate, I won't buy the sauce.

 

P.S. I don't know why Bamm-Bamm is roasting a weenie over JR's ass.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

What's a "hoss" ?

[EL DANDY~! 0]

JR'S BBQ SAUCE: JR fire dummy not included...

 

Oh, and Czech...I'm SO feeling the Tony Kornheiser love...

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

pffft......Wilbon ownz all

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Icon...it's on...you and me...PTI...name the time and place...

[Guest AndrewTS]

"BAH GOD MY ASS IS AFAHR!! DAMN ME TO HELL!!"

 

JR getting flamebroiled was seriously the best thing I'd seen on Raw in a long, long time. I honestly wish Vince did more angles like this rather than the boring soap opera crap, and became the Ed Wood of wrestling. Funny crap all the time is better than boring crap all the time.

[Guest Trivia247]

JR's BBQ on Mean Gene's Burgers.... Fatal Combination

[Guest razazteca]

I think La Parka did the voice over of screams of pain.

 

Around the Horn is betta...........both Icon and Dandy are on mute for going off topic~

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

Icon...it's on...you and me...PTI...name the time and place...

u know...there are alot of PTI marks on this board...but i accept your challenge

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I also mark for Around the Horn, especially Paige and Mariotti. They keep that show from sucking.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

"BAH GOD MY ASS IS AFAHR!! DAMN ME TO HELL!!"

 

JR getting flamebroiled was seriously the best thing I'd seen on Raw in a long, long time.

AndrewTS you should change your sig pic to mine in this thread so that Bamm-Bamm is roasting weenies on JR.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Heheh, cool. I shall. Do you mind me using it still on your server? I don't have one of my own.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Heheh, cool. I shall. Do you mind me using it still on your server? I don't have one of my own.

By all means, link to mine.