Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted July 19, 2003 What are some of your favorite song titles? Also, any good ones that you made up yourself? Favorites - "Godpuppet" - The Haunted - "Christianity Delete" - The Project Hate MCMXCIX - "Speak English or Die" - SOD - "Far Beyond Metal" - Strapping Young Lad - "Death Comes Ripping" - Misfits - "God Called in Sick Today" - AFI Made-up - "Three Lines of Coke, A Box of Power Tools, and Five Unconcious Girls Locked in the Basement" - "Baptized By the Manson Family" - "Destroying Your Senses With a 9mm Automatic" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa Report post Posted July 20, 2003 The Cowboy Junkies - To Love Is To Bury The Ramones - The KKK Took My Baby Away Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex Elvis Costello - How To Be Dumb The Sex Pistols - Friggin' In The Riggin' The Smiths - Shoplifters Of The World Unite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted July 20, 2003 Pretty cool one I just thought of... "Acid Bukkake" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted July 20, 2003 ^ "The Ballad of Toxic Worcestershire Sauce Masturbation" .... or... "The Ballad of TWSM!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted July 20, 2003 I'd prefer "The Ballad Of Twiggz," then I could talk about his TOXIC WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE MASTURBATION ©™®~!, as well as his LUCKY DEAD FETUS KEYCHAINS©™®~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted July 20, 2003 "Inna-Gadda-Da-Vidda" or whateverthehellitis by Iron Butterfly... And then, let's see... "Sir Psycho Sexy" -- Red Hot Chili Peppers "Gouge Away" and "Into the White" -- The Pixies "Sympathy for the Devil" -- The Rolling Stones Pretty much anything by Prince... "When the Levy Breaks" -- Led Zeppelin "Serve the Servants" -- Nirvana ...Eh, some others, but I'm tired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 20, 2003 "Impaling the Soul of Christ upon the Inverted Cross of Death"-Nunslaughter "Larks Tongues in Aspic, Pt. 1"-King Crimson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2003 The Manic Street Preachers: ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforjustonedayit'sworldwouldfallapart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa Report post Posted July 20, 2003 How about album titles, too? Smog - Dongs Of Sevotion (no, that's not a typo) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Report post Posted July 21, 2003 Some selections from my band's library of top 40 hits. Raceday Disaster For The Redneck Mafia I Was Sent To Kill You Because Your God Hates You Drowning In The Septic Sea Conscious While Embalmed Burn You Death At The Dinner Party Dead, Deadly, Death Emphatic Stabbing Fifty Times The Death I Played This Song At Your Funeral Skull Tenderizer Satans Lazer Gun Splattered Hitchiker Swallowed By The Tide Of The Seas Of Death In The Dark Corners Of The Morgue You Are About To Get Killed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 21, 2003 I'm bias torwards "Cum On Everybody" by Eminem, myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa Report post Posted July 21, 2003 Also, basically any song title by Anal Cunt or Wesley Willis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted July 21, 2003 I always though "Up town top ranking" was a pretty cool song name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Addy Report post Posted July 21, 2003 Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Bloodhound Gang - All Your Friends Are Make Believe Bloodhound Gang - Yummy Down On This Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying Bloodhound Gang - That Cough Came With A Prize Bloodhound Gang - Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey (the song is just ten seconds silence) Dave Brockie Experience - Should The Ugly Girl Blow Me? Dave Brockie Experience - Hard For A Tard Dave Brockie Experience - I Wanna Be A Squirrel Dave Brockie Experience - Make Money Off Your Friends Dave Brockie Experience - The Chinese Eat No Cheese Dave Brockie Experience - I Clean Up Real Good Dave Brockie Experience - You Want To Suck My Dick Dave Brockie Experience - Faggot On Fire GWAR - I'm In Love With A Dead Dog GWAR - Fuckin' An Animal GWAR - The Master Has A BUTT Death Piggy - G-O-D Spells GOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 21, 2003 " My Heart will go on" Celine Dion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted July 21, 2003 Residents - 'Tent peg in the temple', 'Perfect Goat', 'Judas Saves', 'Kick a Picnic'.... Butthole Surfers - 'The Shah Sleeps In Lee Harvey's Grave', 'Day of The Dying Alive', Backass', 'The Lord is a Monkey'... Morrissey - 'There's a place in hell for me and my friends', 'The more you ignore me the closer I get', 'We hate it when our friends become successful', 'National Front Disco'.... That's all I can be bothered with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted July 21, 2003 Smiths - "Girlfriend in a Coma" and "William, It Was Really Nothing" Propagandhi - "Homophobes Are Just Pissed Cause They Can't Get Laid" and "Ordinary People Do Fucked-up Things When Fucked-up Things Become Ordinary" NOFX - "Fun Things To F**K (if you're a winner)" and "Please Stop F**King My Mom" Poster Children - "If You See Kay" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted July 21, 2003 Propagandhi - "Homophobes Are Just Pissed Cause They Can't Get Laid" and "Ordinary People Do Fucked-up Things When Fucked-up Things Become Ordinary" My favorite Propaghandi song title was always "Stick The Fucking Flag Up Your Goddamn Ass, You Son of a Bitch". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anorak Report post Posted July 21, 2003 Half Man Half Biscuit - All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit One of the bigger cult-like song titles of our times. What clinches it for me are the brilliant lyrics which more than a match for the title. Great little link to explain more right here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Addy Report post Posted July 21, 2003 Wow, Half Man Half Biscuit are from Birkenhead? I live so very close to there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted July 22, 2003 Everything on the Locust's Plague Soundscapes is a winner: 1. Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form 2. Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy 3. Solar Panel Asses 4. Live From The Russian Compound 5. Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us 6. Wet Dream War Machine 7. Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here 8. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? 9. Teenage Mustache 10. How To Become A Virgin 11. Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better 12. Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet 13. File Under Soft Core Seizures 14. Practiced Hatred 15. Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? 16. Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office, The 17. Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears 18. Can We Please Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft? 19. Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch 20. Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur 21. Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again 22. Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed 23. Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes Current favorite album titles: 1. Spaceman 3--Taking Drugs to Make Music to Take Drugs To 2. Racebannon--Satan's Kickin Yr Dick In And, as always: 3. Big Black--Songs About Fucking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smark-Raving Mad Report post Posted July 22, 2003 Smasher/Devourer by Fear Factory Danzig Needs a Hug by Sugar Ray Blizzards, Buzzards, Bastards by Scissorfight pretty much anything by Kyuss pretty much anything by Dog Fashion Disco, especially Fetus on the Beat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted July 22, 2003 I've heard of The Locust, and seen them, I gather that's a recommendation is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2003 "Surprise! You're Dead!"- Faith No More "Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity"- Type O Negative "Everyone I Love is Dead"- Type O Negative "Kill all the White People"- Type O Negative "Oh My Fucking God"- Strapping Young Lad "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced"- Dropkick Murphys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted July 23, 2003 I've heard of The Locust, and seen them, I gather that's a recommendation is it? I think they're alright, but not something I'd listen to very often. I regret passing up the chance to see them live recently, however. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
