Guest Dmann2000 Posted July 19, 2003 Report Posted July 19, 2003 is he half-black? Doesn't matter or anything, just wondering.
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted July 19, 2003 Report Posted July 19, 2003 I would say he's something closer to half hispanic. But I don't know for sure.
Guest Dmann2000 Posted July 20, 2003 Report Posted July 20, 2003 I've always thought so too, or middle eastern. Who cares he still plays a mean guitar (that is, when he's ALLOWED to do a solo)
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted July 20, 2003 Report Posted July 20, 2003 His solo's get a little "meh" after a few, though.
Guest Sturgis Posted July 20, 2003 Report Posted July 20, 2003 I belive he's Phillipeno I know it's not spelled right but it 3 a.m. and I don't feel like looking it up.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 20, 2003 Report Posted July 20, 2003 Kirk Hammet was born to a three legged bitch of a mother, and he was always ashamed of this. Soon after, he was adopted by this man: Tito Lebowitz, a small time gunrunner, and rottweiler dog fight promoter. So he puts Kirk into training, and Kirk was good, damn good, but then they put him in the fight of his life, against his brother Nibbles. And Kirk said "Nah man, I can't fight Nibbles," but they made them fight anyway, and Kirk killed Nibbles. Then he called off all his fights, started doing crack, and in a rage, he collapsed, because his heart could no longer beat.
Guest BAR Posted July 20, 2003 Report Posted July 20, 2003 ..and he's Philipino, or however the fuck you spell it.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 22, 2003 Report Posted July 22, 2003 ..and he's Philipino, or however the fuck you spell it. Yes, that's how it's spelled. All that matters is that Kirk is human, but what the fuck is Lars, is he an elf, a troll, or a gnome?
Guest notJames Posted July 22, 2003 Report Posted July 22, 2003 Actually, it's "Filipino". And I had no idea that Kirk Hammett was a fellow Pinoy (that's Filipino for, well, "Filipino"), or at least, half-Pinoy. Other famous/semi-famous Pinoys: Phoebe Cates (half) Rufio from Hook Ernie Reyes Jr. from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies Me Um, I think that's it. Sigh. I guess we're not the most marketable bunch of island monkeys.
Guest Dmann2000 Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 ..and he's Philipino, or however the fuck you spell it. Yes, that's how it's spelled. All that matters is that Kirk is human, but what the fuck is Lars, is he an elf, a troll, or a gnome? He's Dutch, a mixture of all three
Guest redbaron51 Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 ..and he's Philipino, or however the fuck you spell it. Yes, that's how it's spelled. All that matters is that Kirk is human, but what the fuck is Lars, is he an elf, a troll, or a gnome? He's Dutch, a mixture of all three close... Lars is Danish.
Guest Dmann2000 Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 ..and he's Philipino, or however the fuck you spell it. Yes, that's how it's spelled. All that matters is that Kirk is human, but what the fuck is Lars, is he an elf, a troll, or a gnome? He's Dutch, a mixture of all three close... Lars is Danish. He's a pastry? Eh, I prefer croisants
Guest NoCalMike Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 Rufio from Hook.....haha Lookie Lookie I got Hookie.....errr blown spot.....DEAD.
Guest Lethargic Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 ..and he's Philipino, or however the fuck you spell it. Yes, that's how it's spelled. All that matters is that Kirk is human, but what the fuck is Lars, is he an elf, a troll, or a gnome? He's an asshole.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 Lars is really the elf that nearly ruined Christmas by asking Santa for more money than he's worth. Now, if you really want a musician that is something else...Ronnie James Dio. That man is a TROLL. He waits underneath bridges, eats billy goats, and then plays Dungeons & Dragons.
B. Brian Brunzell Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 Nah, Dio's an elf. He may seem a bit trollish, but he's total elf. Lars, on the otherhand, is 100% TROLL.
Guest caboose Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 Rufio from Hook.....haha Lookie Lookie I got Hookie.....errr blown spot.....DEAD. For whatever reason that is the funniest thing I've read on this board for ages...
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Nah, Dio is DEFINITELY a troll. Only a troll would record "Killing The Dragon."
B. Brian Brunzell Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Hmmm...good point. After all, Dio does carry a FUCKING SWORD.
Guest redbaron51 Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Lars, on the otherhand, is 100% TOOL. I agree
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 I suppose if Dio were a creature of fantasy lore, he'd be troll..ugly, unappealing, and constantly regenerating, releasing lots of material. Lemmy is an ogre, and Rob Halford is a fairy.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 Lemmy is an ogre, and Rob Halford is a fairy. I thought James Hetfield was either an ogre, or the town moron.
Guest redbaron51 Posted July 28, 2003 Report Posted July 28, 2003 I don't know Steve Harris can be a troll too. Bruce would be a knight. Dave Mustaine would be some sort of evil bad dude. and Rob Trujillo is bumbling idiot, or an ape.
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