T minus 3 minutes,

[Guest The Czech Republic]

So here it is, awating 9, maybe 10, replies.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Uh...do we have a card for this show?

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

Rico (with Jackie Gayda) vs Val Venis

 

Non-Title: La Resistance vs Garrison Cade and Mark Jindrak

 

The Hurricane vs Rob Conway

 

Nick Dinsmore vs Tommy Dreamer

[Guest AndrewTS]

Froggies vs. Jindrak/Cade.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Rico (with Jackie Gayda) vs Val Venis

 

Non-Title: La Resistance vs Garrison Cade and Mark Jindrak

 

The Hurricane vs Rob Conway

 

Nick Dinsmore vs Tommy Dreamer

Jaysus, it's Superstars all over again.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Yeeesh. La Resistance vs. Team White Meat Babyface? Count me out. *Turns the TV off*

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Mark Jindrak, this hot young rookie (who debuted in early 99) is on a ROLL! Too bad he's a VIOLENT COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Rico/Venis should be good

[Guest AndrewTS]

Hm--weren't La Res undefeated until now (on TV)?

[Guest Prototype450]

Uh Garrison cade and Mark Jindrak beat La Resistance.

 

And we get Rico and Val Venis.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Rico/Venis should be good

I wouldn't go that far. I'll say it won't suck.

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

Jaysus, it's Superstars all over again.

Superstars was cool because it got the wrestler's movesets and finisher over. When I was a kid/mark and watched Razor Ramon dismantle jobber after jobber I believed that the Razor's Edge is the most devastating move in the history of mankind.

 

 

It's still a great move, somebody should use it as his finisher again.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Jaysus, it's Superstars all over again.

Superstars was cool because it got the wrestler's movesets and finisher over. When I was a kid/mark and watched Razor Ramon dismantle jobber after jobber I believed that the Razor's Edge is the most devastating move in the history of mankind.

 

 

It's still a great move, somebody should use it as his finisher again.

Yeah, but it's not the mid-90's any more and jobber matches aren't very interesting to marks. Sure, we might catch something like AmDrag or an indy/ROH guy doing it, but I don't understand why they do it anymore.

 

And O'Haire did it on house shows before changing to his crappy new finish.

 

"Just lost?"

 

Will they make up their minds on whether Heat is "live" or not? And wouldn't that Raw match take place after this?

 

???

[Guest Prototype450]

Yay! Stevie's got the Stevies on Stevie Night Heat. I'm a happy camper.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Will they make up their minds on whether Heat is "live" or not? And wouldn't that Raw match take place after this?

Just don't bother thinking about these sorts of things. God knows I gave it up...

[Guest AndrewTS]

Will they make up their minds on whether Heat is "live" or not?  And wouldn't that Raw match take place after this?

Just don't bother thinking about these sorts of things. God knows I gave it up...

I know...WWE...Logic...

 

But can't they be somewhat consistent even for the marks?

 

I hear "boring."

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Rico (with Jackie Gayda) vs. Val Venis

 

Oh yeah.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Rico (with Jackie Gayda) vs. Val Venis

 

Oh yeah.

Brace yourselves for the "boring" chants.

[Guest AndrewTS]

*yawn*

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

Jaysus, it's Superstars all over again.

Superstars was cool because it got the wrestler's movesets and finisher over. When I was a kid/mark and watched Razor Ramon dismantle jobber after jobber I believed that the Razor's Edge is the most devastating move in the history of mankind.

 

 

It's still a great move, somebody should use it as his finisher again.

Yeah, but it's not the mid-90's any more and jobber matches aren't very interesting to marks. Sure, we might catch something like AmDrag or an indy/ROH guy doing it, but I don't understand why they do it anymore.

I didn't say it would still work today, I just said it was great back then. And I still think that it could be interesting if the commentators would introduce the rookies to the audience. They should tell us where they worked before, what their big moves are and how they caught the eye of the WWE. The commentators should also talk about their characters a bit, so that they aren't just some boring nobodies who get thrown around a bit. This way they could maybe create some interest in them, even in the mark's eyes. They should also hype the 2nd teir shows more by mentioning that guys like Shelton Benjamin took their first WWE steps on these shows (show highlights), so that the fans would maybe want to watch future stars in their beginning.

 

Yes, WWE will never do that. Sigh...

[Guest AndrewTS]

Nope. They treat them as boring nobodies, unless they've signed them, in which case they'll repackage them and pretend they're brand new.

 

Benjamin and Red Dog/Mack for instance.

 

"The Big Valbowski goes head to head with Rico.."

 

EEEEEEEEWWW!

[Guest AndrewTS]

"BORING! BORING! BORING!"

 

Damn, match just started.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I don't even know why Hurricane got traded to RAW, except for winning gold with Kane, he hasn't accomplished shit.

 

Rob Conway = Steven Richards II

[Guest AndrewTS]

"Rosie seems to be in limbo."

 

Crap, Coach breaks kayfabe.

[Guest Coffey]

Rob Conway has a great look. He's from OVW, right?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Billy Gunn + Salvatore Sincere = Rob Conway

[Guest AndrewTS]

I don't even know why Hurricane got traded to RAW, except for winning gold with Kane, he hasn't accomplished shit.

 

Rob Conway = Steven Richards II

Why, having that great angle with Kane that ended up with Kane retaining the titles by himself then--you know what happened afterward--that's why.

 

Isn't that much better than having good matches teaming with Shannon Moore?

 

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

Rob Conway has a great look. He's from OVW, right?

Yep.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

When did they start segments on Heat / Velocity?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Rico: ...and not moi?!