WWE Needs To Start Tracking Your IP Addresses

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

This whole thing is falling to pieces. *Throws down script* You know, if I wanted horrible organization and directionless plot devices I'd work for the WWE!

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

*RIMSHOT~!*

[Guest Anglesault]

This whole thing is falling to pieces. *Throws down script* You know, if I wanted horrible organization and directionless plot devices I'd work for the WWE!

::gives RRR a Milky Way bar::

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

*fade to black background, get's handed microphone, puts on hat and coat and takes a puff of a cigarette*

 

But seriously folks, *exhales, throws cigarette down* what the problem here is communication, or lack thereof. I know you kids nowadays want action by the second and things blowing up left and right and Xpac being buried in the ground and Steph chasing after people cause they're coated with seasoning... but life just doesn't work like that. *steps on cigarette to put it out*

 

*begins to walk around set*

 

See in my day we had to take things slow, we didn't have fancy pyrotechnics or state-of-the-art editing equipment, hell, we didn't even have individual scripts. But what we had was a sense of purpose, a sense of character, a common bond between us all that transcended trivial things like lapses in logic or plot holes. *walks up to Anglesault, pats head*

 

How you doin there kid?

 

*moves on before AS could answer*

 

Now, I know what you may be thinkin "who is this guy to tell US how to act?" well, who are you to think? Huh? Yeah. Anyways, what we're lacking is heart kids, HEART. I think we lost that along the way, too many of us looking at the bottom line rather than looking out for eachother. *looks down and shakes head*

 

Isn't that right Azzblaster?

 

*looks around*

 

Azz?

 

AZZ???

[Agent_Bond34 0]

My solution is for someone on the WWE.com staff to track down the IP addresses of those of whom who insult their programming, then track down their home addresses and cable/dish provider, and then if there's someway, cut off the feed when WWE shows come on to the person at that particular address. When you try to watch Raw at 9 for example, it'll just have a black screen. That'll show 'em, no WWE for you for 30 days. Perhaps next time you'll think twice before you badmouth WWE, The McMahons, Triple H, Kevin Nash, and their many WWE Superstars.

This does sound a lot like danndogg.

 

But yeah, if you want, you can cut WWE programming from my TV at 6 PM each Monday.

 

Hell, do it during the entire NFL season, and I wouldn't mind at all.

 

Be sure to send this post to WWE.com as well.

[Guest CronoT]

I think the hatred WWE gets here is HIGHLY uncalled for and I feel as though that people that continue to insult their programs and wrestlers shouldn't be allowed to watch their programs in the first place. You people are such ingrates, WWE gives you all you can each and every week, 6 hours of free programming, but yet you people treat WWE like gum at the bottom of your shoe. WWE should be reserved for those of whom who don't complain and bitch at every turn, and just for those of whom who enjoy their quality programming.

 

My solution is for someone on the WWE.com staff to track down the IP addresses of those of whom who insult their programming, then track down their home addresses and cable/dish provider, and then if there's someway, cut off the feed when WWE shows come on to the person at that particular address. When you try to watch Raw at 9 for example, it'll just have a black screen. That'll show 'em, no WWE for you for 30 days. Perhaps next time you'll think twice before you badmouth WWE, The McMahons, Triple H, Kevin Nash, and their many WWE Superstars.

 

Ok, sure they might lose a little business, but you smarks are a very meager percentage of their business. It would be best to take away WWE from the top 1000 or so offenders. I'm gonna e-mail WWE.com about this. In closing.....

 

LIKE IT OR LEAVE IT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT.....A......DUMBASS!

 

[Guest Prototype450]

WAIT, if RRR had a cell phone couldn't he call the police for help?! BTW, to kill X-Pac you scream the word detox backwards and kick him in the nuts while he's doing the crotch chop. It may cause a bright explosion. trust me i've desposed of many a Waltman.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

And as long as people get pissed off because we state our opinions.......it's all worth it.

[Guest Anglesault]

WAIT, if RRR had a cell phone couldn't he call the police for help?!

X-Pac was the only guy on the force that would come near a room with Taker/HHH on.

[Guest Sandman9000]

::To save everyone, tosses in a tape of Abdullah the Butcher's bloodiest matches::

[Adam 0]

*sits down and grabs a beer, not paying anymore attention to azz*