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Guest Choken One

We've had West Coast before...

 

The problem is...no one is sending in anything...which can't be good.

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Guest LatinoHeat

If steph hund around with Zach Gowen any longer, he'd be called Rack Gowen.

 

ok so I got that out of the wrestlecap mailbag.

 

Lets all tell lame jokes.

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Guest Coffey

Are we sure that Smackdown took place? 100% positive that it's not live on Thursday? They would've been posted by now...

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Guest Sakura

Let's just start complaining...

 

 

God, I can't believe they had Big Show pin Angle leading up to the PPV.

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Guest bravesfan

From the night after Wrestlemania XIV, a promo between Vince McMahon and Steve Austin -

 

Vince McMahon: "Ladies and gentlemen...ladies and gentlemen, if you can hear me...ladies and gentlemen, is this mic working? Is this mic working? I can't hear myself." I am pleased to present to you - you're so loud - I am pleased to present to you  the NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!" "All right! First thing I'd like to, uh, first think I'd like to say...other than congratulations - first thing I'd like to say, that I'd like to clear up any misunderstanding about what I may have said and what...(boos)...I'd like to clear up any misinterpretation of what I had to say several weeks ago as to you winning the World Wrestling Federation championship - um - the truth is...the truth is, I am proud of you becoming the World Wrestling Federation champion. I'm - I am proud of you to represent this company - my company - and Mr. Austin...together, and that's a key word, and I want you to listen...together. Together, Mr. Austin, with my vision and your charisma; together with my mental prowess and your physical prowess; together, Mr. Austin, one day you might become the greatest WWF Champion of all time."

 

Austin: "Vince, let's cut through all the BS. I know for a fact that you hate me. But that's okay - that's okay because I hate ya right back. What you've gotta understand is there ain't gonna be no you or me - there ain't no we - you ain't gonna mold me, you ain't gonna break me - what you see, Vince, is what you get, and if you don't like that...tough luck."

 

McMahon: "Well, just for the record, I do not hate you - I am incapable of hate - it's not a word, really, that's in my vocabulary, Mr. Austin. Matter of fact, not only do I not hate you, I find you to be a...a genuine human being, I find you to be....a swell guy. Um, all right, I mean, you know, I find you...I love you I think you're a - you're a hell of a guy, I--"

 

Austin: "You what? You what? You, you said somethin', what did you what did you say?"

 

McMahon:"I I, said I think you're a hell of a guy."

 

Austin:"Well I know you said I was a hell of a guy but you said something else, what else did you say?"

 

McMahon:"I, well, I, I didn't mean that I love ya, I just meant....I just meant...it's a figure of speech - let's just--"

 

Austin:"Well now, what did you say? Figure of speech or not, what did you say?"

 

McMahon:"No, I just...let's not get confrontational and spoil this moment, okay? I mean...you're a hell of a guy, I just wanted to clear that up. I'm very proud of you."

 

Austin: "But you said what?"

 

McMahon:""I said - I said I love you, okay?"

 

Austin:"Put the microphone up to your little mouth before I bash it in - what did you tell me?"

 

McMahon: "I said I loved ya, but I - you, I , you know, I mean it's just a figure of speech, that's all I'm saying."

 

Austin: (chuckles)"Okay, hot shot - I love you, too. Now that we got all the gratuitous BS outta the way - all the sentimenal crap, what I'm telling you and you can look right in my bloodshot eyes - I ain't gonna do things your way. I will continue to raise as much hell and do things and create as much chaos and give you more grey hairs every single day of your life! Nobody - nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line."

 

McMahon:"Well, we can either do this the easy way...or we can do this the hard way, Mr. Austin, and that's gonna be your decision."

 

Austin: "Well, that - that sounds like an important decision - the easy way...or the hard way - if I'm gonna be able to, be forced to make a decision here tonight, I'd like your definition of what the easy way and what the hard way is. What is your definition of that?"

 

McMahon:"It's real simple - the easy way is to learn to be flexible - to learn to adapt, Mr. Austin, and...if you'd bear with me for just a moment, please...Mr. Austin, adaptation is a key of life as well as in business. That's the easy way, and quite frankly the hard way...you're gonna wind up doing it my way anyhow, you'd be forced into doing it my way, so that's the hard way and we don't even need to discuss that."

 

Austin:"Like I said...that's an extremely important decision in my book - for yours and my relationship, can I have maybe ten seconds to think about this decision?"

 

McMahon: "By all means."

 

(Austin ponders...then looks up...to the crowd...furrows his brow...then turns to Vince, who offers the microphone - but Austin kicks McMahon, and gives him the Stone Cold Stunner once again!)

 

Austin: "What you've just seen - what you've seen is how to do things the hard way. If you want Stone Cold to continue doin' things the hard way, gimme a hell yeah! Oh hell yeah."

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Guest Fook_Hing_Ho
Never will I shave my head like an Indian and paint myself black! Too-hoo!"

This was the best part of the interview for me.

 

Don't know why that could be though...

 

*cough*WM7*cough*

*COUGHWM6COUGH*

Really?

 

My bad :bonk:

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Guest BrokenWings

...why had Ultimo Dragon had barely over 6 minutes over his last two matches COMBINED, while Billy Gunn gets 8:27 on Smackdown.

 

No justice.

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Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20

Everyone sing with me!

 

You...

 

Put your...

 

Right Foot in...

 

Put your Right Foot out...

 

You put...

 

Your Right Foot in...

 

And...

 

You...

 

Shake it all about!

 

You...

 

Do the Hokey-Pokey...

 

And you turn yourself around...

 

That's what it's all about!

 

 

Note: I'm only trying lighten up the mood. Be happy!

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Guest bravesfan
Are we sure that Smackdown took place? 100% positive that it's not live on Thursday? They would've been posted by now...

Meltzer asked for reports from tonight's Smackdown tapings in his latest update.

 

I believe Velocity will have two versions - the taped one for the international viewers, and the live show for the PPV pregame.

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Guest Choken One

Now was that really neccesary for Vince to attack those Handicaped Kids for laughing at Gowen's joke?

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Guest bravesfan
Awesome.. go find more kickass promos while we wait, please!

I'll try. (looks through archives of old show recaps he's saved).

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Guest BrokenWings
Awesome.. go find more kickass promos while we wait, please!

I'll try. (looks through archives of old show recaps he's saved).

I was just about to ask you where you were pulling them from...

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Guest Choken One

All right...Some one just take the last 4 Smackdowns and slap a bunch of stuff from it and call it TONIGHT'S SPOILERS...so we can go to bed.

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Guest NoCalMike

SPOILERS: McMahons and Lots of 'em..........

 

Goodnight everyone see you at Vengence.

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Guest BrokenWings

That would be appreciated.. especially considering the fact that I said I was leaving a half hour ago.. damn you, WWE. :firing:

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Guest bravesfan

...from the same show (night after Wrestlemania XIV), the infamous HHH interview with a surprise inductee to the "NEW" DX -

 

HHH:"You know, a lot can happen in twenty-four hours...let's start with Mike Tyson. You know, I must have asked a thousand times 'is he locked in? Is he with us? Is he a part of us? Are you SURE? Is it sewn up?' Heh - what I heard was 'don't worry, kid - I got it covered. Don't sweat it. You worry too much - it's sewn up. Let me make the decisions.' Well, you dropped the ball. But don't worry, HBK, 'cause Triple H picked it up, and now the ball is in MY court! I'LL take care of the worries - I'LL take care of the problems - and I'LL make the decisions. This...is the genesis of D-Generation X. Tonight, live in front of the world, I form the DX Army - and army to take care of business that should have been taken care of right from the start. And when you start an army, when you set out to do what no one else can do, the first thing you do is you look to your blood - you look to your buddies - you look to your friends. You look to the Clique."

 

(HHH points to the ramp...IT'S SYXX~! He gives the crowd the crotch chop, then high fives Chyna.)

 

HHH:"You know, when you've been an indentured servant for two years...you run up a lot of feelings - talk to 'em, Kid."

 

Syxx: "ALBANY NEW YORK - RAISE SOME HELL MAKE A LITTLE NOISE! First things first - I gotta a little sumtin' sumtin' I gotta get off my chest right now. I heard Hulk Hogan come out on television sayin' I couldn't cut the mustard - well, Hulk Hogan, you SUCK, pal! So I don't think you have any room to talk about anybody cuttin any kinda muster. And Hulk, I got some - I got some more advice for ya. Ya better not stop short or Eric Bischoff'll go so far up your ass, he'll know what you had for breakfast! (crowd pops) And now on to important matters at hand. I'm sittin' at home with my mind on my money and my money on my mind - and I get a call from one of my best friends o' my entire life, Triple H, and he says 'DX needs your help.' Well dammit, Triple H, any time you ever need anything from me, pal, you got it. And I got something else to say - Kevin Nash and Scott Hall would be standing right here with us....if they weren't bein' held hostage by World Championship Wrestling AND THAT'S A FACT ERIC BISCHOFF so put that in your pipe and smoke it! So the way I see it right now, this is a new beginning for D-Generation X, and we're here to rip ass on the World Wrestling Federation...AND IT STARTS TONIGHT!" "Oh yeah, by the way, I got two words for ya..." "SUCK IT!" "Yeah!"

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Guest Nanks

Maybe it was so good that the crowd is still giving them a standing ovation.....

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Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20

::Look's at Broken Wings Avatar::

 

Wow...

 

Who is that?

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Guest BrokenWings

Yeah.. too bad it started the infamous, long drawn out, tongue wagging and crotch chopping from X-Pac. Sigh.

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Guest BrokenWings
::Look's at Broken Wings Avatar::

 

Wow...

 

Who is that?

Onryo planting CIMA with the Tiger Driver 91. Brutal, ain't it.

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Guest Choken One

I feel sorry for anyone that signs on in the afternoon and has to go through 7 pages before the spoilers even show up..

 

If they are even around by then...

 

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS TAPED? This is just way to fucking long.

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Guest Choken One
wrest1.jpg

 

Pic from Kurt's match tonight....

Look at how skinny he used to be...

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