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more brain busters!

 

How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this

paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that

nothing was wrong with it at all and, in fact, nothing is. But

it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it you may

find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must

do it without coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long, it

will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Par

is about half an hour.

no e?

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more brain busters!

 

How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this

paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that

nothing was wrong with it at all and, in fact, nothing is. But

it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it you may

find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must

do it without coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long, it

will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Par

is about half an hour.

its not indented.

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Estonia is the most accident prone country

Estonia is the greatest country in the world. And, on an unrelated note, they have no ugly women.

 

Yay!

No ugly women? WWE won't be doing a show there then *cough* Terri *cough*

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Guest NoCalMike

Here is the Lyrics to Dying Fetus's "Pissing in the Mainsteam"

 

Pissing in the mainstream

 

...the media is a tool designed to mold us into slaves

drugging us into an empty apathetic daze

the trick is that we think that everything is going fine

but the truth to our reality is buried in the mind

I don’t give a fuck about the Hollywood elite

I don’t really care if models can’t fucking eat

I don’t give a fuck about what movie is on top

But what I really know is that the shit has got to stop

consumer appetities are never satisfied in full

cause the objects that they buy can simply never fill the void

a constant need for meaning and accumulting shit

drives the lust in their obssession just to get another fix

I don’t give a fuck about the TV ratings game

The "Real World’s" not a party, just a place for the insane

If that reflects reality then pass another drink

you try to be a millionare, I’ll vomit in the sink

what the fuck is left to try

on a avaricious nation on an economic high?

If Rome could last 500 years

who then will throw the wrench inside our gears?

the bottom line is money on the Western power scene

where celebrities and porn can let the population dream

their pathetic humans living in an advertising glut

who devour with a passion what the mainstream vomits up

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Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20

::Uses bad line::

 

"Bring it on, BITCH"

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more brain busters!

 

How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this 

paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that 

nothing was wrong with it at all and, in fact, nothing is. But 

it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it you may 

find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must 

do it without coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long, it 

will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Par 

is about half an hour.

no e?

B-I-N-G-O

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Speaking of Goldberg, he has signed on to play a character by the name of “Nappa” in a movie based on the television cartoon series “Dragonball Z”. This character, I am told, is supposed to be one of the most powerful and mean characters in the series.

 

CREDIT:  RajahWWF.com

 

Is that character one of the dudes with the big spiky hair? That would be cool.

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more brain busters!

 

How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this 

paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that 

nothing was wrong with it at all and, in fact, nothing is. But 

it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it you may 

find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must 

do it without coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long, it 

will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Par 

is about half an hour.

no e?

B-I-N-G-O

You made me think you bastard! It's 10 AM, and you made me think! Now I'm tired AND my head hurts! ARRRRGHHH!

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Guest Choken One

If 2 hours ago it was as long after one o'clock in the

afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning. What time

would it be now?

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If 2 hours ago it was as long after one o'clock in the 

afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning. What time 

would it be now?

9 PM?

 

STOP MAKING ME THINK!

DING-DING!

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MAH GAWD HOSS JEZZIBELL GOVERNMENT MULE BRADSHAW AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN *ejaculates*

 

[cheap n00b plug] Join the forums in my sig, they have porn [/cheap n00b plug]

because it's so hard to find porn on the net nowadays...

Isn't it just ;)

 

To be honest I just felt like plugging my forums, mostly people go there to talk and not look at porn.

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A man's body is found 1,000 feet below sea level, yet the cause

of his death is not drowning. How and where did this man die?

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THE GREATEST DUELING PROMO EVER.

 

Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior, at Wrestlemania VI

 

"Mean Gene: Hulk Hogan, the greatest World Wrestling Federation Champion of all time…Here we are at WrestleMania 6, the waiting is over, here comes the Ultimate Challenge.

 

Hogan: You know something, Mean Gene…you don't have to remind me and my Hulkamaniacs that at Skydome, we're gonna face the Ultimate Challenge brother. When we crossed the border from the United States of America to Canada, I was hovering over Sky Dome, brother. I saw what was beneath me, man. I saw the greatest arena of all time, where the Ultimate Challenge will take place. And as we landed, brother, nothing but stark-raving Hulkamaniacs were there to great me at the airport. Nothing but positive vibes, man! Hulkamania is running wild like it never ran before! But The Ultimate Warrior, you must realize that when you step into Skydome, when you feel the energy that's gonna run wild throughout the arena, those are my people, that's my energy, brother! And Ultimate Warrior, THIS is where the power lies man, in the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world! And once I get you down on your knees Ultimate Warrior, I'm gonna ask you one question, brother. I'm gonna ask you "Do you want to live forever?" And if your answer is yes, Ultimate Warrior, then breathe your last breath into my body. I can save you! My Hulkamaniacs can save you! We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light! We can save all your little Warriors with the training, the prayers, and the vitamins! But I've got to prove one thing to all my Hulkamaniacs out there: It's not whether you win or whether you lose…the only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are, or what kind of loser you are. And Ultimate Warrior, I sure hope you're a good loser, brother. Whatchu gonna do, in Skydome, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania destroys you!

 

Gene: All right, the time is now. Hulkster, thank you. Standing by, Sean Mooney.

 

(cuts to Sean Mooney and the Warrior)

 

Mooney: Thank you Mean Gene, I'm with the reigning Intercontinental Champion Ultimate…

 

Warrior: SILENCE! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NORMAL! You don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do! Hulk Hogan, I must ask you now, as you asked me: Do YOU, Hulk Hogan, want your ideas, your beliefs, to live forever? For Hulk Hogan, in this normal world, physically, none of us can live forever. But the place you have taken the Hulkamaniacs, the ideas and the beliefs that you have given them, can live through me, Hulk Hogan. That is why I breathe, that is why the Warriors have come! Hulk Hogan, there are ones that question where you are taking them. Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Hulk Hogan, the darkness I speak of is nothing to fear. It is about the beliefs of accepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything, Hulk Hogan. You have lived, Hulk Hogan, for the last 5 WrestleMania's for this one belief. Now, Hulk Hogan, I come to take what you believe in further than you ever could! I come, Hulk Hogan, NOT to destroy the Hulkamaniacs and Hulkamania. I come, Hulk Hogan, to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one. As we, Hulk Hogan, accept all of the challenges with all the strengths of the Warriors and the Hulkamaniacs together. Hulk Hogan, the colors of the Hulkamaniacs are coming through the pores of my skin. And Hulk Hogan, when we meet Hulk Hogan, I will look at you, and you will realize then, that I have come to do NO ONE no harm! But only Hulk Hogan, to take what we believe in, to places it never has beeeeeeeeen!"

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If 2 hours ago it was as long after one o'clock in the 

afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning. What time 

would it be now?

9 PM?

 

STOP MAKING ME THINK!

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!

 

*Chokeslams Linda*

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Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20

I've never waited for Spoilers this long before.

 

I think I'm having fun.

 

Thank you. Except for Choken, I still want to fight...

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iS IT just me or was Warrior more of an HEEL then a Face with Hogan?

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Guest Hogan Made Wrestling
THE GREATEST DUELING PROMO EVER.

 

Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior, at Wrestlemania VI

 

"Mean Gene: Hulk Hogan, the greatest World Wrestling Federation Champion of all time…Here we are at WrestleMania 6, the waiting is over, here comes the Ultimate Challenge.

 

Hogan: You know something, Mean Gene…you don't have to remind me and my Hulkamaniacs that at Skydome, we're gonna face the Ultimate Challenge brother. When we crossed the border from the United States of America to Canada, I was hovering over Sky Dome, brother. I saw what was beneath me, man. I saw the greatest arena of all time, where the Ultimate Challenge will take place. And as we landed, brother, nothing but stark-raving Hulkamaniacs were there to great me at the airport. Nothing but positive vibes, man! Hulkamania is running wild like it never ran before! But The Ultimate Warrior, you must realize that when you step into Skydome, when you feel the energy that's gonna run wild throughout the arena, those are my people, that's my energy, brother! And Ultimate Warrior, THIS is where the power lies man, in the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world! And once I get you down on your knees Ultimate Warrior, I'm gonna ask you one question, brother. I'm gonna ask you "Do you want to live forever?" And if your answer is yes, Ultimate Warrior, then breathe your last breath into my body. I can save you! My Hulkamaniacs can save you! We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light! We can save all your little Warriors with the training, the prayers, and the vitamins! But I've got to prove one thing to all my Hulkamaniacs out there: It's not whether you win or whether you lose…the only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are, or what kind of loser you are. And Ultimate Warrior, I sure hope you're a good loser, brother. Whatchu gonna do, in Skydome, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania destroys you!

 

Gene: All right, the time is now. Hulkster, thank you. Standing by, Sean Mooney.

 

(cuts to Sean Mooney and the Warrior)

 

Mooney: Thank you Mean Gene, I'm with the reigning Intercontinental Champion Ultimate…

 

Warrior: SILENCE! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NORMAL! You don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do! Hulk Hogan, I must ask you now, as you asked me: Do YOU, Hulk Hogan, want your ideas, your beliefs, to live forever? For Hulk Hogan, in this normal world, physically, none of us can live forever. But the place you have taken the Hulkamaniacs, the ideas and the beliefs that you have given them, can live through me, Hulk Hogan. That is why I breathe, that is why the Warriors have come! Hulk Hogan, there are ones that question where you are taking them. Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Hulk Hogan, the darkness I speak of is nothing to fear. It is about the beliefs of accepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything, Hulk Hogan. You have lived, Hulk Hogan, for the last 5 WrestleMania's for this one belief. Now, Hulk Hogan, I come to take what you believe in further than you ever could! I come, Hulk Hogan, NOT to destroy the Hulkamaniacs and Hulkamania. I come, Hulk Hogan, to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one. As we, Hulk Hogan, accept all of the challenges with all the strengths of the Warriors and the Hulkamaniacs together. Hulk Hogan, the colors of the Hulkamaniacs are coming through the pores of my skin. And Hulk Hogan, when we meet Hulk Hogan, I will look at you, and you will realize then, that I have come to do NO ONE no harm! But only Hulk Hogan, to take what we believe in, to places it never has beeeeeeeeen!"

Wow, just wow.

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A man's body is found 1,000 feet below sea level, yet the cause

of his death is not drowning. How and where did this man die?

he suffocated in a submarine?

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Guest Choken One
I've never waited for Spoilers this long before.

 

I think I'm having fun.

 

Thank you. Except for Choken, I still want to fight...

Little Bitch...I've already Raped your ass...Want more?

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"One month ago, I left WCW. And, quite frankly... I didn't know if I was gonna come back. And the reason I didn't know if I was gonna come back or not, is because from day one, that I've been in WCW, I've done nothing... nothing but deal with the bull shit of the politics behind that curtain! *pause*

The fact of the matter is- I've got a wife, I've got three kids at home and I really don't need this shit. *pause*

 

But let me tell you the reason why I did come back. I came back for every one of the guys in that lockerroom that week in, week out, bust their ass for WCW. I came back for the Booker Ts. I came back for every single guy in MIA. I came back for the Animals, I came back for Jarrett... I came back for the guys behind that curtain that give a shit about this company! *pause*

 

And let me tell you who doesn't give a shit about this company... that goddamn politician Hulk Hogan! *pause*

 

Because- let me tell you people what happened out here in this ring tonight. All day long I'm playing politics with Hulk Hogan, because Hulk Hogan- tonight, wants to play his creative control card. And to Hulk Hogan, that meant, that tonight in the middle of this ring, when he knew it was bull shit, he beats Jeff Jarrett! Well, guess what? Hogan got his wish. Hogan got his belt, and he went the hell home and I promise everybody, or else I'll go in the goddamn grave you will never see that piece of shit again! *pause for big pop. Mark Madden chimes in with "Amen."*

 

But I also- I sat out there in the people just like you. And I know you paid good money to come here tonight and nobody is gonna be ripped off here tonight. *pause*

 

So Hulk Hogan now has the WCW belt, and Hulk, let's refer to that as the Hulk Hogan Memorial Belt, because from now on, that belt don't mean shit! *another big pop & pause*

 

Because... there will be a new WCW, and as far as I'm concerned, that belt still belongs to the one guy that busts his ass week in and week out in the middle of this ring. And you people can love him and hate him, but he doesn't screw anybody back there, and that's Jeff Jarrett. *pause*

 

Now hold on a minute. Jeff Jarrett is still the official WCW champion, BUT he will defend his title in the middle of this ring here tonight. And he will defend that title *pause* against the son of a bitch back there, who for 14 years has been busting his ass in WCW, and can't get a goddamn break because of the Hulk Hogans. *pause*

 

And I'm talking about Booker T. *huge pop & pause*

 

Booker T and Jeff Jarrett are the two reasons why I'm in this damn, stinking business to begin with. So, tonight in this ring for the WCW title, two deserving guys- Jarrett and Booker, will compete for the WCW and they'll tear this goddamn house down! *pop & pause*

 

And Hogan, you big, bald son of a bitch, kiss my ass!" *Russo leaves to big pop from those in the audience who know what just happened*

 

:gas: :ph34r:

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