New pics of Scott Keith have surfaced...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Seen 'em. I just didn't know what such an enigmatic term as "tubgirl" entailed.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Actually, wouldn't Skeith be an authority on fatness given his personal experience with it??

[Guest TheGame2705]

Well I finally saw the damn pics and to be honest he wouldn't be that bad looking I think if he just got rid of the damn hair. THE HAIR IS MURDEROUS. Even if he's balding, take off the wig.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Can I ask why people still give a shit about what Keith looks like?

 

I mean, damn, this shit is so 2 years ago.

 

"WOW!!!! SK iz a fat basterd!!!! LOLZ!!!!" I don't even give  adamn about the guy, geez, talk about obsessive...

we care what keith looks like because you haven't posted a picture of yourself yet. once the apo image becomes public domain, sk obsession will become a thing of the past. it's all about the apo!

Bah, you're just saying that because I wrote an article for the first time in months...

[Guest Retro Rob]

The first few times I accidentally clicked on it when someone used it as a practical joke I felt rather violated, but the scary thing is that after seeing it enough times you become rather immune.

Eh, that goes for everything in life.

[Guest TDinDC1112]

Why can't I see the pictures? There is an X over them on my screen that says something like User pictures.

[Guest Retro Rob]

Go to Scotsman's site and look for them there.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Honestly this is the first time I've seen pics of him. By the way you were describing him before I used to believe that he lived on an island where genetically engineered his own servants to carry his fat ass around.

[Guest mach7]

Well I finally saw the damn pics and to be honest he wouldn't be that bad looking I think if he just got rid of the damn hair. THE HAIR IS MURDEROUS. Even if he's balding, take off the wig.

Wouldn't be that bad looking by what standards?

 

Dude, he tucks his 5XL shirt into his pants... check out that gut! I think this rivals Tank Abbott's beer muscle for sure.

 

The only thing that is going to help this guy are two people by the name of Mr. Liposuction and Mrs. Plastic Surgery.

[The Dames 0]

Didn't he get all pissy about his picture being shown on the board when it was his?

 

I wonder how he must feel now.

 

Dames

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Well, boss, the reason he got mad is because someone put his head on Hitler's(?) body using Photoshop or something back when that whole shitstorm that created WDI began.

[The Dames 0]

Please don't call me boss. It makes me feel weird.

 

I knew about the Hitler thing, but didn't he once express regret about putting his pic up?

 

Dames

[Guest Retro Rob]

Didn't he get all pissy about his picture being shown on the board when it was his?

 

I wonder how he must feel now.

 

Dames

All he said about the original pic was he wished he never took it.

 

He seems to not really care about how he looks. I mean he did plug THIS set of pictures in one of his latest rants.

[Guest Bosstones Fan]

Please don't call me boss. It makes me feel weird.

 

I knew about the Hitler thing, but didn't he once express regret about putting his pic up?

 

Dames

I believe he said something along the lines of having regretted taking the picture because it "destroyed some of the awesome mystique" he "had built up around himself."

 

I can't quite remember the exact quote; I just remember laughing about why we would care what he looks like.

[The Dames 0]

Jesus....why on earth does that man have an ego of any sort?

 

Dames

[Guest Retro Rob]

Jesus....why on earth does that man have an ego of any sort?

 

Dames

One Word:

 

 

Judas

[The Dames 0]

....What does that mean exactly?

 

I know there was a guy named Judas, but that's about it.

 

Isn't it funny how the guy in charge now and is being compared to Keith doesn't know shit about what happened back then?

 

Dames

[Guest Retro Rob]

Judas- The original SK stalker/fan since 1999.

[The Dames 0]

But what does that have to do with anything?

 

Dames

[Guest Retro Rob]

Judas is the first obessive lunatic that actually gvae a damn about SK in more than just saying "Good rant". Therefore, Judas was probably the first of many fanboys that led to SK being so into himself.

 

 

Maybe you "had to be there" at the time to see how pathetic the guy was.

[The Dames 0]

Do I have a Judas?

 

Do I desever a Judas?

 

Lightning Flik is my Judas.

 

Dames

[Guest Choken One]

I wanna be your JUDAS!

[The Dames 0]

Fine. Go Judas away or whatever it was that you're supposed to do now.

 

Dames

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Do I have a Judas?

 

Do I desever a Judas?

 

Lightning Flik is my Judas.

 

Dames

What am I to you?

[The Dames 0]

You're the evil that was created in this reality to balance the fact that I'm in it.

 

Dames

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

You're the evil that was created in this reality to balance the fact that I'm in it.

 

Dames

[Guest Choken One]

You're the evil that was created in this reality to balance the fact that I'm in it.

 

Dames

That was a wonderful Post Boss...

 

I mean the way you used the word "Reality" was fucking amazing.

 

 

You're a God amongst kids.

[Guest Nevermortal]

And I'm the guy who'd take The Dames out to dinner.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

 

I represent ignorance, greed, and hatred.

 

 

You represent wisdom, knowledge, and discipline.

[Guest Choken One]

I'd take Dames out to Waffle House and he can eat my Waffle.