IMDB's worst 100 movies

[Guest Memphis]

THEY MADE A FUCKING DOUBLE DRAGON MOVIE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

*runs to video store*

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

[Guest Lightning Flik]

^ that should be on this list.

[Guest welshjerichomark]

I'm glad Crossroads was on there. Damn that film stank.

 

I liked Spice World and the Power Rangers though.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I've seen 60, counting MST3K versions. About the only one I have any true love for is Allan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold. I was hoping someone would show that and King Solomon's Mines what with the character in LXG this summer. Both were favorites of mine when I was a kid.

[Betty Houle 0]

I had to go all the way down to #25 to find a movie that I've seen.

[Guest godthedog]

I think you're all overlooking the important point here.

 

We have a new champion! How long was Manos #1?

manos has been in 2-5 for a while now. various movies ('backyard dogs', and some others that i don't remember) have beaten it in the past.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

3 Troll 2 (1990) 1.7 (1057 votes)

9 Santa with Muscles (1996) 1.9 (1730 votes)

11 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 2.1 (3533 votes)

12 Werewolf (1996) 2.1 (678 votes)

15 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 2.2 (674 votes)

17 Kazaam (1996) 2.3 (1943 votes)

18 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 2.3 (10087 votes)

19 It's Pat (1994) 2.4 (1670 votes)

20 Baby Geniuses (1999) 2.4 (1855 votes)

21 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 2.4 (1635 votes)

25 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 2.6 (3311 votes)

28 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) 2.7 (2867 votes)

29 Smokey and the Bandit III (1983) 2.7 (887 votes)

30 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2.7 (1391 votes)

31 Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994) 2.7 (1414 votes)

33 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) 2.8 (3382 votes)

38 Rollerball (2002) 2.9 (2829 votes)

40 Problem Child 2 (1991) 2.9 (2109 votes)

41 Cop & 1/2 (1993) 3.0 (881 votes)

43 Spice World (1997) 3.0 (4755 votes)

44 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 3.0 (1065 votes)

46 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 3.1 (3361 votes)

47 Mr. Nanny (1993) 3.1 (724 votes)

48 Street Fighter (1994) 3.1 (4004 votes)

50 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) 3.1 (3501 votes)

53 Double Dragon (1994) 3.2 (695 votes)

54 Bats (1999/I) 3.2 (1824 votes)

55 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) 3.3 (2035 votes)

57 RoboCop 3 (1993) 3.3 (2564 votes)

59 Mr. Magoo (1997) 3.3 (1532 votes)

63 FearDotCom (2002) 3.3 (2054 votes)

65 Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) 3.3 (8467 votes)

66 Grease 2 (1982) 3.3 (3529 votes)

67 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) 3.3 (1653 votes)

68 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) 3.3 (3676 votes)

69 Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) 3.3 (6719 votes)

72 Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) 3.4 (1752 votes)

74 Avengers, The (1998) 3.4 (7930 votes)

75 Weekend at Bernie's II (1993) 3.4 (1299 votes)

76 Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999) 3.4 (2220 votes)

77 Jury Duty (1995) 3.4 (1220 votes)

79 Caddyshack II (1988) 3.4 (2703 votes)

81 Super Mario Bros. (1993) 3.5 (2843 votes)

82 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) 3.5 (1803 votes)

83 Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 3.5 (2463 votes)

85 McHale's Navy (1997) 3.5 (1054 votes)

90 Dudley Do-Right (1999) 3.5 (1021 votes)

91 Pet Sematary II (1992) 3.5 (1201 votes)

93 Leprechaun (1993) 3.6 (1339 votes)

94 Stupids, The (1996) 3.6 (932 votes)

95 Batman & Robin (1997) 3.6 (19701 votes)

97 Bio-Dome (1996) 3.6 (2661 votes)

100 Poltergeist III (1988) 3.6 (1410 votes)

 

I've seen those 57 movies and at least 40 of them weren't THAT bad...

[Guest Ripper]

Some of those movies (Troll 2,Future War) are in the "so incredibly bad they're cool in a way" category.Anyone here ever seen Troll 2?Because if you have then you know what I mean.

Is Troll 2 the movie that they were talking about GOBLINS the entire fucking movie and never said troll once. The one when the family went to the town of Nilbog where all the residents were all crazy. The one were this witch suduces this guy with a ear of corn and since she is ~HOT she makes it popcorn which fills the entire trailer. The one were if the people eat the food they turn to apple sauce that the Goblins can eat. The one where NOONE involved could act at all.

 

Oh yeah...its so bad that it comes full circle into being good family fun.

 

BTW...

 

 

MAC AND ME FUCKING RULED!! Aliens that needed Coca-Cola to survive. The ~Whistle OF LOVE!!

 

What about that move DOESN'T fucking rock.

[Guest kane3212321]

I've seen alot worse films then Pokemon and Power Rangers (the 1st movie), they both shouldn't be there.

[Guest Prototype450]

If anyone remebers this thread a few months back, I dissed fakin the funk. I retract all statements about that movie. Although tone loc as a ruthless gangster is quite laughable.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I saw Superman IV in the theater. I loved it when I was a kid

[Guest Ripper]

If anyone remebers this thread a few months back, I dissed fakin the funk. I retract all statements about that movie. Although tone loc as a ruthless gangster is quite laughable.

Are you talking about the movie that Rufio from hook was trying to be black...

 

The movie sucks ass. You were right before.

[Guest Eagan469]

Problem Child 2? I used to watch that all the time as a kid and it's pretty damn good.

[Betty Houle 0]

I've only seen 14 of these (Jaws: The Revenge, Captain America, Jaws 3-D, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, RoboCop 3, Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Weekend at Bernie's II, Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, Halloween III: Season of the Witch, Pet Sematary II, Batman & Robin, Arthur 2: On the Rocks, and Poltergeist III).

 

And of those I've only seen two in the theater (Superman IV and Friday the 13th Part VIII).

[Guest Retro Rob]

Problem Child 2? I used to watch that all the time as a kid and it's pretty damn good.

PC2 holds up as a watchable, decent movie. It's those fucking snobs over at IMDB that mess up the ratings.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

I refuse to believe ANYTHING is worse than Manos: Hands of Fate. That movie changed my life in all the wrong ways.

[Guest Retro Rob]

I refuse to believe ANYTHING is worse than Manos: Hands of Fate. That movie changed my life in all the wrong ways.

Even without MST3K, Manos is a pretty funny movie on it's own.

[Guest bob_barron]

12 Werewolf (1996) 2.1 (678 votes)

19 It's Pat (1994) 2.4 (1670 votes)

40 Problem Child 2 (1991) 2.9 (2109 votes)

41 Cop & 1/2 (1993) 3.0 (881 votes)

43 Spice World (1997) 3.0 (4755 votes)

46 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 3.1 (3361 votes)

51 Crossroads (2002) 3.2 (4920 votes)

58 Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997) 3.3 (837 votes)

74 Avengers, The (1998) 3.4 (7930 votes)

77 Jury Duty (1995) 3.4 (1220 votes)

80 Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 3.5 (4879 votes)

81 Super Mario Bros. (1993) 3.5 (2843 votes)

92 Gone Fishin' (1997) 3.6 (1134 votes)

95 Batman & Robin (1997) 3.6 (19701 votes)

97 Bio-Dome (1996) 3.6 (2661 votes)

[Guest Ripper]

I've seen 65 of those movies...

 

I still have to say that Troll 2 is tops although i haven't seen the 2 in front of it.

 

And fuck them for putting Mac and me on there...seriously. Fuck them.

 

That part when the wheel chair kid died...heartwarming.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Once again, Manos owned, they need to re-make it and have a mass release of it.

 

Now I'm going to go grab these off the shelf at work and pop them in, customers be damned.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Damn it, I LIKED 2002's Rollerball. I really did. Oh, it does belong on there, just a little closer to 100... I imagine that I am the only on on TSM that liked that movie, though.

You Are.

 

I'm ashamed that that movie isn't #1.

And the only reason I went to see it was to hear Heyman announce again.

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

TWO F13 movies in the bottom 100?!?!

 

BLASPHEMY!

[Guest caboose]

'Cop & 1/2' was Burt Reynold's best work outside of 'Bean'! How can it make any list of terrible movies?!

[Guest Bosstones Fan]

There needs to be a Police Academy DVD box-set.

Hell yes. Except for Mission to Moscow. That one's almost enough to completely ruin the series.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

11 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 2.1 (3533 votes) -Okay

19 It's Pat (1994) 2.4 (1670 votes) -Shoot whoever thought that this was good

28 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) 2.7 (2867 votes) -Not the best

31 Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994) 2.7 (1414 votes) -I actually bought the DVD

33 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) 2.8 (3382 votes) _Not bad

43 Spice World (1997) 3.0 (4755 votes) -Shit

44 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 3.0 (1065 votes) -Last thread of good in the Power Rangers concept

48 Street Fighter (1994) 3.1 (4004 votes) -Two thumbs up

67 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) 3.3 (1653 votes) -I bought the DVD

68 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) 3.3 (3676 votes) -One of the best

77 Jury Duty (1995) 3.4 (1220 votes) -MUST.....HOLD...BACK.......RAGE!

81 Super Mario Bros. (1993) 3.5 (2843 votes) -Meh

82 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) 3.5 (1803 votes) -I'm lokking for the DVD

83 Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 3.5 (2463 votes) -Not the worst film I've seen

85 McHale's Navy (1997) 3.5 (1054 votes) -I coulnd't pay enough attention to care

93 Leprechaun (1993) 3.6 (1339 votes) -Who the fuck put this on the list?!

95 Batman & Robin (1997) 3.6 (19701 votes) -Meh

97 Bio-Dome (1996) 3.6 (2661 votes) -Goddamn it, Shore is at it again

98 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) 3.6 (890 votes) -I hate the Beatles, so I never gave it a chance.

100 Poltergeist III (1988) 3.6 (1410 votes) -Crap

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

You know...it's not going to win any awards or anything...

 

but I laugh more at Freddy Got Fingered then many many comedies I see.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Ive seen 26 of them somehow..

 

2 Manos, the Hands of Fate (1966) 1.6 (4511 votes) - MST3K

 

9 Santa with Muscles (1996) 1.9 (1730 votes) - Gotta love bad Hogan movies, where the hell is Suburban Commando on this list?

 

11 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 2.1 (3533 votes) As with all the PA movies, I don't know which ones I've seen but Im sure I've seen em all.

 

28 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) 2.7 (2867 votes)

 

33 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) 2.8 (3382 votes)

 

40 Problem Child 2 (1991) 2.9 (2109 votes) - I've seen this about 17 times on USA..its not that bad..

 

41 Cop & 1/2 (1993) 3.0 (881 votes) - Burt Reynolds was actually funny..

 

44 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 3.0 (1065 votes) - I don't think you can say this is a bad movie given it was targeted towards 6 and 7 year olds.

 

46 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 3.1 (3361 votes) - I went to the theatre to see this, mistake.

 

48 Street Fighter (1994) 3.1 (4004 votes)

I went to the theatre to see this as well. Not as bad as everyone says IMO.

 

50 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) 3.1 (3501 votes) - Estelle Getty rules!

 

53 Double Dragon (1994) 3.2 (695 votes) - I've seen this a couple times on USA Network as well, they seem to run a lot of crappy movies.

 

55 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) 3.3 (2035 votes) - GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! oh wait..

 

56 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) 3.3 (4053 votes) - eh..

 

57 RoboCop 3 (1993) 3.3 (2564 votes) - I thought it was decent.

 

58 Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997) 3.3 (837 votes) - The guy sits at a table and tells a story. I tried to use it as way to fall asleep, but it actually made my insomnia worse.

 

67 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) 3.3 (1653 votes) - uh..come on, what do you expect?

 

68 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) 3.3 (3676 votes)

 

70 Mac and Me (1988) 3.3 (656 votes) - my mother took me to see this when I was like 5 or 6. I've seen it several times since. If you look at it as a ET ripoff, then yeah, it sorta sucks but its not like that.

 

75 Weekend at Bernie's II (1993) 3.4 (1299 votes) -hmm.

 

77 Jury Duty (1995) 3.4 (1220 votes) - uh..

 

80 Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 3.5 (4879 votes) - this should be #1.

 

81 Super Mario Bros. (1993) 3.5 (2843 votes) -I went to the theatre to see this. I see a pattern.

 

82 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) 3.5 (1803 votes)

 

83 Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 3.5 (2463 votes) - I actually liked it..

 

95 Batman & Robin (1997) 3.6 (19701 votes) - somehow I got duped into going to see this at the theatre.

[Guest cabbageboy]

This Police Academy hate on IMDB must stop NOW. PA 1-4 all rock due to Steve Guttenberg being the man, 5-6 were at least somewhat tolerable due to GW Bailey and Gaynes. I will admit the Moscow one sucked but I never considered it a real one anyway...it was made years after the series had run its course.

 

Batman and Robin was a lame movie to be sure, but at least it wasn't unpleasant and lame like Batman Returns was.

 

What the hell is Jason Takes Manhattan doing on this list? That's actually one of the few Friday the 13th movies that was decent to people who don't follow the series.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Batman and Robin was a lame movie to be sure, but at least it wasn't unpleasant and lame like Batman Returns was.

Wha?! At least Batman Returns had a good Batman and Catwoman. It was bad, but not Batman and Robin bad.