Lockdown Predictions.

[Guest Kibagami]

OPENING PROMO

 

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Atlas vs. CIA

 

 

 

BEST OF 5 SERIES - PICK A PARTNER TAG

Janus/??? vs. Crow/???

 

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

 

 

NON-TITLE TAG MATCH

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night & Va'aiga) vs. Quiz/???

 

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

 

 

 

MAIN EVENT

ICTV TITLE MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

[Guest Kibagami]

OPENING PROMO

 

Promo maintains his undefeated record.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Atlas vs. CIA

 

Drew.

 

BEST OF 5 SERIES - PICK A PARTNER TAG

Janus/??? vs. Crow/???

 

Uh...Crowe?

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

Sacred.

 

NON-TITLE TAG MATCH

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night & Va'aiga) vs. Quiz/???

 

Trinity.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

 

Strangler.

 

MAIN EVENT

ICTV TITLE MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

 

No prediction.

 

K.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

SINGLES MATCH

Atlas vs. CIA

-> Atlas

 

BEST OF 5 SERIES - PICK A PARTNER TAG

Janus/??? vs. Crow/???

-> Janus/???

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

-> Sacred

 

NON-TITLE TAG MATCH

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night & Va'aiga) vs. Quiz/???

-> Trinity

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

-> Strangler

 

MAIN EVENT

ICTV TITLE MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

-> Franchise

[Guest Crowe]

OPENING PROMO

- I called it. I'm going to walk out there, dack my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks. How yall like that?

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Atlas vs. CIA

- Atlas is Atlas.

 

 

BEST OF 5 SERIES - PICK A PARTNER TAG

Janus/??? vs. Crow/???

- YOU WANT ME TO PREDICT THIS MATCH~!? Ok, myself and my fiend are going to win.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

- ... Muzz. (Y)

 

 

NON-TITLE TAG MATCH

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night & Va'aiga) vs. Quiz/???

- Trinity to murder Quiz and his sideshow Bob type.

 

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

- STTRRRRANNNNNGGGLEEEEEERRRRR!@

 

 

MAIN EVENT

ICTV TITLE MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

- Mak to retain, close though.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

SINGLES MATCH

Atlas vs. CIA

-I see this being a really solid match and I think it's a good idea pitting Atlas against the other SWF masked man when he's dealing with Beezel already. When CIA is on, he's damn tough to beat and I think tagging with Mak recently has help energize him.

WINNER: CIA

 

BEST OF 5 SERIES - PICK A PARTNER TAG

Janus/??? vs. Crow/???

-Damn, the leader singer of the Mysterians clones himself again. Although, I have to say all this mystery wrestler shit is getting rideiculous. My guess is that Janus teams with Thoth and Crow with Danny Williams or Charlie Matthews, although both men should be aware that the Memphis Eel is available. Let's see, I picked Janus last time, I'll go with Crow here.

WINNER: CROW AND FIEND!

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

-Is it better to be sacred or superior? Should be a tight contest and possible match of the night, but how do you bet against Flesher? Well, if he's facing me, but that's not the case here. Or is it...maybe it's really Frost wearing a Sacred mask! OMGWTFWWJD ~SWERVE~!

WINNER: TOM FLESHER

 

NON-TITLE TAG MATCH

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night & Va'aiga) vs. Quiz/???

-C'mon, we all know who this is going to be. It's obviously Thugg and X doing another lame tag gimmick. Dace and Va'aiga surprised with the win over Justice and Rule and could use a win to solidfy them. Not that the new debuting Quiz/Show team, or whatever they're calling themselves can't use a win, but they're biting off more than they can chew here.

WINNER: UNHOLY TRINITY

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

-Judge looked solid last show and I've always liked him as a writer. However, with the way the World Title has been bouncing around lately, Strangler needs a win here to solidfy himself as champ. And isn't Flesher the number one contender again? When's that match going down? Tom's facing me at the ppv you know.

WINNER: TBS

 

MAIN EVENT

ICTV TITLE MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

-The roll Kibs has been on recently is due to no-shows, but then again that's like 80% of my wins. Mak is a great writer and a good wrestling character. I want to see him hold onto the belt for a very long time and think he can get past Kibagami here without much trouble, although you can never count Silent totally out, just most of the way.

WINNER: MAK FRANCIS

[Rawknight 0]

NON-TITLE TAG MATCH

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night & Va'aiga) vs. Quiz/???

[Atlas 0]

SINGLES MATCH

Atlas vs. CIA

- The ending to this should be prety obvious, what with Beezel on commentary. Either way, I'll enjoy writing this one, win or lose.

 

 

BEST OF 5 SERIES - PICK A PARTNER TAG

Janus/??? vs. Crow/???

- The question mark men turn on their partners and form The ??? Alliance...

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

- Superior > Sacred.

 

 

NON-TITLE TAG MATCH

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night & Va'aiga) vs. Quiz/???

Ah, the third member of The ??? Alliance. Unholy Trinity over the newly formed team of Pop Quiz.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

- World Champ over Judge. It just wouldn't make sense for Hearford to go over now, not with the PPV coming in two weeks.

 

 

MAIN EVENT

ICTV TITLE MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

- Finally, an ICTV match I care about. Kibs deserves a title already, and Mak seems to be busy with the tag division. I'd just hate to see Kibs win it, then lose on a no-show. Either way, he ought to take it here.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

SINGLES MATCH

Atlas vs. CIA

-Fun opener, CIA takes it.

 

BEST OF 5 SERIES - PICK A PARTNER TAG

Janus/??? vs. Crow/???

-???

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

-Former World Champions in an epic battle....in the middle of the card. I'll go with Tom for the win.

 

NON-TITLE TAG MATCH

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night & Va'aiga) vs. Quiz/???

-My boys better not lose to somebody named Quiz.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

-Should be a great match reminist of the Taue/Steven Williams series from 96 if they can pull it off, not athletic men, but smart men that can work a match. The Judge has a very good chance of going over the Champ here.

 

MAIN EVENT

ICTV TITLE MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

-This kind of reminds me of a Francis/Ordonez match I once reviewed, in which they got a little carried away with the nuttiness. If they can keep it under control, and keep it from turning into "top this bump fest" it should be great.

[Guest The Superstar]

OPENING PROMO

 

~Huzzah!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Atlas vs. CIA

 

~Atlas is the man.

 

BEST OF 5 SERIES - PICK A PARTNER TAG

Janus/??? vs. Crow/???

 

~Crow and Galatea.

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

~Taamo!

 

NON-TITLE TAG MATCH

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night & Va'aiga) vs. Quiz/???

 

~Oh, Jesus. Oh sweet, sweet Jesus.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

 

~Judge humbled me in spectacular fashion, but TBS will probably pull something out (even though he SUCKS~)

 

MAIN EVENT

ICTV TITLE MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

 

~Back the Mak!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

OPENING PROMO

Something stupid no doubt...or something having to do with either Michael Craven or MVS...where the hell is MVS? Did he die? Anyway...???-man wins this anyway.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Atlas vs. CIA

Sean Atlas is a beast...CIA is a beast...BUT...I don't think that CIA has returned to his earlier form just yet, so Atlas will win. Either that or ???-man will interfere and somehow win the match for himself.

 

 

BEST OF 5 SERIES - PICK A PARTNER TAG

Janus/??? vs. Crow/???

I don't think I even need to tell you that ???-man will win this match...I mean seriously. I think the true question is...how in the hell is ???-man going to be partners with both Janus AND Crow at the same time??? Huh?? He...or she I guess...is going to have to pick a side, and whoever's side it picks will be the winner. My gut and love of hosses says Janus.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

I mark like a bitch for Sacred...and I mark like a bitch for Flesher. In fact, for a while there, Flesher was untouchable...but recently, he has shown that he is, in fact, still human and can be beaten. And that's what Sacred will do here, in somewhat of an upset. Of course the real swerve will be ???-man turning heel and attacking Sacred after the match.

 

 

NON-TITLE TAG MATCH

The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night & Va'aiga) vs. Quiz/???

I'm so out of touch...but who the hell is this "Quiz" guy, and who let him in this fed?? Did you ask my permission...? No?? That's it...

 

GET OFF MY LAWN!

 

...anyway...here's that goddamn ???-man again. What the hell? He's gonna be one tired dude....OR CHICK! OR CHICK...at the end of this night.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

Now this is a damn good match!! TBS can solidfy himself as a true, solid champion, and Judge can continue his quest to become the greatest JTTS that ever lived! I'm just kidding....hee hee. But I mark for hosses, and I mark for TBS...so he's gonna beat Justice...or is he Rule...or is he just a big fat stupid head...or a doo doo brain...or...fuck, this bit's going nowhere. Oh, and of course, ???- will make his presence felt in the match, but will end up having a rail spike driven throgh his skull...which ???-man will no sell easily.

 

 

MAIN EVENT

ICTV TITLE MATCH

"The Franchise" Mak Francis © vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

The Francise is going to win...either that or Nathaniel Kibagami will win. Hey, Nathaniel, I'm just gonna call you Silent, cause it's easier to type than all that crap you got going on up there. But I think the real winner here will be the great SWF fans who...wait...sorry...wrong...I meant to say ???-man. He's getting the monster push, so he'll go over in this match and capture the ICTV title.

 

Da "lame ass attempt at being funny" H

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Thugg, I just want to commend you on selecting the joke, very clearly realizing halfway through that it was getting old, and sticking with it anyway. That's the kind of devotion I like to see from the old guard. Always go down with the ship, or the $5 whore, for that matter.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

C'mon, my jokes about ??? being just clones of the front man for the Mysterians are a lot lamer and obscure.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Damn right! Although, it would be nice if someone told me who this Quiz person is. But hey, I say, if I'm going to fail miserable at being funny, i might as well go all the way with the shit.

 

Da "am I funny yet?" H

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

C'mon, my jokes about ??? being just clones of the front man for the Mysterians are a lot lamer and obscure.

They do have an obscurity edge, and there's mad "96 Tears" points to be had, but in the end, Thugg just came off a bit blunter, stupider, and dead-in-the-water.

 

I'm sorry, Frost. Better luck next time.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

HA! I WIN!! BITCH!

 

 

 

 

 

uhhhh...

 

 

Wait...

 

Da "what exactly did I win?" H