What are the most quotable movies?

[Guest Dmann2000]

For me, it's gotta be Robocop. I'll throw out pretty much every line in there, but the ones I use the most are:

 

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

 

and

 

"Dick... you're FIRED!"

 

For a while I started replacing the fired quote with "Screw you, you're FIIIIIIRED!" after Vince McMahon, but now it's back to the original.

You can't forget the classic...

 

"Bitches leave"

[Guest Dmann2000]

I'm starting to like quoting L.A. Confidential

 

"This one is for ours Pancho"

 

"Merry Chrsitmas"

"Merry Christmas to you officer"

"That obvious"

"It's practically stamped on your forehead"

 

"And Ed, lose the glasses"

 

"You know you're the first man I've met who hasn't said I look like Veronica Lake in under a minute"

"You look better then Veronica Lake"

 

"A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker. She just looks like Lana Turner"

"She is Lana Turner"

 

"Have you valediction boyo?"

"Rolo Tomasi"

 

"The Niteowl murder made you, you really want to bring that down?"

"With a wrecking ball, wanna help me swing it?"

 

"Off the record, on the QT and very hush-hush"

[Guest razazteca]

100 Million Dollars

is everywhere now, hell its in at least 2 movies this summer.

 

S.W.A.T.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Bad Boys 2 which is probably the biggest cliche movie this year.....its what you get when you combine 2 Fast 2 Furious and SWAT

[Guest Youth N Asia]

American Pie 2

 

Stifler: "So Jessica, How many chicks did you bag at college?"

 

Jessica: "Wouldn't you like to know... "

 

Stifler: "Fuck yeah I would!"

 

-----------------------------

 

Stifler: "Finch I don't want to hear about you and your boyfriends...go jerk off. "

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Big Trouble in Little China:

 

"Hollow?"

 

"Hollow."

 

"Fuck it."

 

 

 

"It's like I told my last wife; I says, 'Honey, I never drive faster then I can see, and besides, it's all in the reflexes.'"

 

 

 

"Listen, I'm gonna report an accident and I don't wanna hear act of god!"

 

 

 

"Son of a bitch must pay."

 

 

 

 

"It didn't happen like that Uncle Chu."

 

"Yeah it did, Uncle Chu. Tall guy, funny hat, first ya see him then ya don't."

 

 

 

 

 

"China is here, Mister Burton..."

 

"What does that mean? "China is here?" I don't even know what the hell that means!"

 

 

 

 

 

"On the count of three, everybody follow the leader: 1...2...3!"

 

*Opens door to find dozens of kung fu guys on the other side. Closes quickly.*

 

"We may be trapped."

[Guest Youth N Asia]

"You want 500 dolla?"

 

"Yes I want 500 dollars."

 

"500 dolla!?"

 

"500 dolla!"

 

"500 DOLLA!"

 

"500 DOLLA!"

 

Sorry, but Bubbleboy kicks ass

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

You missed my favorite from Big Trouble in Little China.

 

"I can see things no one else can see and hear things no one else can hear."

 

And a favorite of mine from LA Confidential.

 

"Some people get the world and other just get a trip to Phoenix with an ex-hooker."

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Reservoir Dogs

 

"You gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

[Guest godthedog]

You missed my favorite from Big Trouble in Little China.

 

"I can see things no one else can see and hear things no one else can hear."

 

And a favorite of mine from LA Confidential.

 

"Some people get the world and other just get a trip to Phoenix with an ex-hooker."

i thought the line went like, "i can see things no one else can see...why are you dressed like that?"

 

'godfather' is a good one too.

[Guest Crucifixio Jones]

"Bitches...leave."

 

Dmann2000 is now my favorite poster.

[Guest Dmann2000]

"Bitches...leave."

 

Dmann2000 is now my favorite poster.

If nothing else Kurtwood Smith should be worshiped for that line.

 

I'm waiting to see him sneak it into an episode of "That 70's Show"

[Guest Dmann2000]

One more classic Clarence quote:

 

"Just gimmie my fucking phonecall"

[The Dames 0]

Fuck all of you for not quoting anything from Scarface.

 

Dames

[Guest Retro Rob]

I liked the two takes for Marla's scene after sleeping with Tyler:

 

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

 

"I want to have your abortion"

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Dames, we all knew it would be YOU who would do Scarface, I mean, we kinda figured as soon as you saw this that you'd put some in...

 

Oh, and one more from American Pie 2:

 

Oz: Stifler, get off!

Stifler: I am, man!!!!

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

You missed my favorite from Big Trouble in Little China.

 

"I can see things no one else can see and hear things no one else can hear."

 

And a favorite of mine from LA Confidential.

 

"Some people get the world and other just get a trip to Phoenix with an ex-hooker."

i thought the line went like, "i can see things no one else can see...why are you dressed like that?"

 

'godfather' is a good one too.

I got them mixed up a bit. Jack does say that later on. When the Chinese guy first gives him the potion he says something like, "Take this and you can see things no one else can see and hear things no one else can here."

[NYU 0]

Damn, now that I think about it, Forrest Gump is a pretty quotable movie too.

 

Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does.

 

Jenny Curran: His name's Forrest.

Forrest Gump: Like me.

Jenny Curran: I named him after his daddy.

Forrest Gump: He got a daddy named Forrest, too?

Jenny Curran: You're his daddy, Forrest.

 

Jenny Curran: Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?

Forrest Gump: I see them in my Home Economics class all the time.

 

John F. Kennedy: Congratulations, how do you feel?

Forrest Gump: I gotta pee.

John F. Kennedy: [turning to camera] I believe he said he had to go pee. Heh heh.

 

Lyndon B. Johnson: [Putting medal on Forrest] America owes you a debt of gratitude, son. Now I understand you were wounded. Where were you hit?

Forrest Gump: In the buttocks.

Lyndon B. Johnson: Oh that must be a site.

[Whispering to Forrest]

Lyndon B. Johnson: I'd like to see that.

[Forrest shows him; Johnson walks away embarrassed]

Lyndon B. Johnson: God damn, son.

 

Bumper Sticker Guy: [running after Forrest] Hey man! Hey listen, I was wondering if you might help me. I'm in the bumper sticker business and I've been trying to think of a good slogan, and since you've been such a big inspiration to the people around here I thought you might be able to help me -- WOAH! Man, you just ran through a huge pile of dog shit!!

Forrest Gump: It happens.

Bumper Sticker guy: What, shit?

Forrest Gump: Sometimes.

 

Dorothy Harris: Are you coming along?

Forrest Gump: Mama says I shouldn't take rides with strangers.

Dorothy Harris: This is the bus to school.

Forrest Gump: Hi I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump.

Dorothy Harris: I'm Dorothy Harris.

Forrest Gump: Well I guess we aint strangers anymore.

 

And of course...

 

Forrest Gump: Mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Edited July 28, 2003 by OlympicHeroRVD

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Roger Dodger

Zoolander

Chasing Amy

[Guest Vitamin X]

Yeah pretty much any Kevin Smith movie, I've been quoting Dogma all day today. Except for Chasing Amy, only seen it once and am not particularly fond of it.

 

For me, I also find myself quoting South Park, Kung Pow, and Zoolander a lot. Especially 'Betty''s laugh from Kung Pow.

[Guest notJames]

I can quote from beginning to end:

 

Breakfast Club

Some Kind of Wonderful

Pump Up the Volume

Heathers

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

When Harry Met Sally

The Princess Bride

Chasing Amy

 

There might be a couple more, but I can't think of them right now.

Edited July 28, 2003 by notJames

[Guest Goodear]

You know I was dreading actually watching the movie, but 'Dude, Where's My Car' is just soooo freaking quotable.

 

"ZOLTAN!"

 

"Trust no one."

"Except for ue."

"Good point Daniel. Trust no one, except us."

 

"I want to go on that ride Daddy."

"Me too son."

 

"To my mom's minivan!"

 

"To my stepdad's pickup truck!"

 

"Does your dog do any other tricks than... not moving?"

 

"And then?"

"NO AND THEN!"

 

"Shibby!"

 

"Is it red? Then its not a barn!"

 

"We will banish you to Hoboken."

 

"Llamas."

[Guest Goodear]

Big Trouble in Little China...

 

"You know what Jack Burton always says..."

"Who?"

"Jack Burton... Me!"

 

Smokey and The Bandit

 

"You can think about it... but dawnnn't do it."

 

and of course...

 

"There is no way you are the fruit of my loins. When we get home, I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth."

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

More Smokey and the Bandit glory:

 

"I need a Diablo sanwich and a Dr. Pepper to go! I'm in a god damn hurry."

 

"You know I can't talk to you when you have those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah."

 

"You sum-bitches couldn't close an umbrella!"

 

"Nice matching suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 69 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf."

 

Bandit looks at Little Enis funny after they tell him they need 400 cases of Coors

"My daddy's thirsty."

 

"Big Enis Burdett...Be...Berd...Bu...Bue...ah hell I gotta' go."

[Guest Flyboy]

Although these movies have already been mentioned:

 

Young Guns II, The Long Kiss Goodnight, and Desperado.

 

FUCK!

 

How did I forget Tombstone?

Edited July 29, 2003 by Flyboy

[Guest Goodear]

Hey Bandit! <whispering> Nice Ass!

<Frog whispers back> Thanks!

 

Put the EVIDENCE in the CAR~!

 

And let us not forget THE SONG... cause we got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

[Guest godthedog]

i'll second the love for 'the last boy scout'. that's my favorite guilty pleasure movie ever, solely because of the one-liners.

 

"why did mister milo cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

"she's thirteen years old, and if you so much look at her funny i'll shove an umbrella up your ass and open it."

 

"i think i fucked a squirrel to death."

 

and on and on.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Each and every line Arnie utters in T2 is sheer greatness, simply because of the Arnie-ness of it all.

 

"Get down."

"I need your clooothes, your booots and your motorcycle."

"Because you told me to."

 

And of course Edward Furlong's epic, "DYSON! DGGIDGIUHSUH GOTTA Be DYSON! She's gonna blow HIM AWAAAAAAY!"

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

More Smokey, because you can never quote Smokey and the Bandit enough.

 

"Boy, where's Sheriff Branford?"

"I AM Sheriff Branford."

"Oh...haha...you sounded taller on the radio."

 

"Is there a woman wearing a wedding dress in your car?"

dress goes flying out of the car

"She was?"

"What she wearing now...HER MIND? BWAHAHAHA!"

 

"I'm the mother of a son of a trunk driving boogey-boogey-boogedy. Ah Fred, I otta' be in Nashville."

 

"Fred, Frog, Frog, Fred, Frog feed Fred."

 

"Do you know who Brenda Lee is?"

"Is she dancer?"

"Uh...she spins...she's a little spinner."

"Oh, the Spinners, they were a good group."

 

"What the hell do you call that?"

"A left turn...or half a U."

 

"I know we'll call you Frog."

"Frog?"

"Yeah, becaus you're always bouncing around like a Frog. You're kind of cute like a frog. And I'd like to jump ya'."

 

"What do you think there is to do around here?"

"Oh, I imagine they just sit and watch the cars rust."

Edited July 28, 2003 by WrestlingDeacon

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

Zoolander

Caddyshack

Fletch

Tommy Boy

Animal House

Blazing Saddles

Ferris Bueller

[Guest slabinskia]

what about full metal jacket.

one of my favorite lines is something like this.

drill sgt:who said that

pvt joker:i said it sir

sgt:well,no shit.what do we have hear a fuckin comedian.private joker.hell i like you.you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.