Identity of Easter Bunny

[Guest Choken One]

How do you get "Shower" out of Storm?

 

Isn't "The Lance and Dustin Connection" good enough?

[Guest Downhome]

How do you get "Shower" out of Storm?

 

Isn't "The Lance and Dustin Connection" good enough?

The fuck if I know. It just sounds like something WWE would do in trying to be, well their version of, witty.

[Guest Eagan469]

DustStorm - there it is

[Guest Choken One]

Bleh.

 

Stormdust flows easier and types better

[Guest Downhome]

Bleh.

 

Stormdust flows easier and types better

We are kidding ourselves. They'll just be known as Lance Storm & Goldust.

[Guest Eagan469]

"Dust after the Storm" or DATS

 

they'll probably enter that way too, so it works

[Guest Choken One]

Bleh.

 

Stormdust flows easier and types better

We are kidding ourselves. They'll just be known as Lance Storm & Goldust.

No....No...No

 

 

We're just deciding what cutesy name WE the IWC will give them

 

Like BlackGold. Or SuckaDust or Gold T

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I just think their catchphrase should be "we'll bore our way into your hearts"

[Guest Choken One]

"You'll never forget the name of...zzzzzzzzzzz"

[Guest Downhome]

Bleh.

 

Stormdust flows easier and types better

We are kidding ourselves. They'll just be known as Lance Storm & Goldust.

No....No...No

 

 

We're just deciding what cutesy name WE the IWC will give them

 

Like BlackGold. Or SuckaDust or Gold T

Ohhhhhhh, ok.

 

First we'll call them "pretty damn entertaining". Then as time goes by they'll be "ok now, this is getting fucking stupid". Eventually, before it's all said and done, we'll know them as "are they trying to destory Lance and Dustin's careers forever".

 

Honestly, I can't think of any good name to call them, at least not any combination of their names or anything. I like Seriously Charismatic.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Lance Storm & Goldust: Personality Mismatch Comedy Act #644

[Guest Army Eye]

RAW writer Brian Gewirtz is pushing the Lance Storm “boring” gimmick to set up for a comedy tag team in the future. The plan is to have Storm team up with a semi-main-eventer and do skits of the superstar trying to teach Storm how to be charismatic, but he just won’t getting it.

Exactly what they did with Al Snow and Steve Blackman.

 

It did kind of get Blackman over too, IIRC.

 

Not that Storm needs it, he can get over as a heel just fine if he's given the chance, but whatever, management has made up their mind that he is boring.

[Guest Choken One]

RAW writer Brian Gewirtz is pushing the Lance Storm “boring” gimmick to set up for a comedy tag team in the future. The plan is to have Storm team up with a semi-main-eventer and do skits of the superstar trying to teach Storm how to be charismatic, but he just won’t getting it.

Exactly what they did with Al Snow and Steve Blackman.

 

It did kind of get Blackman over too, IIRC.

 

Not that Storm needs it, he can get over as a heel just fine if he's given the chance, but whatever, management has made up their mind that he is boring.

It's not just WWE Management.

 

Lance Storm,Jericho, Edge, Christian, and others have said on numerous times that Lance is a boring guy.

[Guest vincecima]

The entire FBI has been sent over to OVW because there is simply no place for them in WWE right now, according to management.

 

Hmm, lets see. As a stable, they are tough opponents for midcard faces and can be sacrificed to a rising face to give him some rub. Also they can hang with top guys using their mob and heel tactics. Nunzio can be the shooter/techincal cruiser that does his best to ground some of the other flyers. Stamboli and Palumbo are a tough bruiser tag team right under TWGTT that the challenging face team beats to gain credibility.

 

That took all of one minute, and people who get paid to sit in a room can't do it, sad.

[Guest Choken One]

at least Vince Likes Nunzio...

 

God Knows Why

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Hmm..

 

Nunzio should come back as a plumber.

 

Super Nunzio!

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

The entire FBI has been sent over to OVW because there is simply no place for them in WWE right now, according to management.

If they'd cut the McMahon TV time every week in half (they could cut it completely, but let's keep an ounce of realism) they would have plenty of time and a place for a good midcard heel stable like the FBI. It's not like Smackdown is stacked with credible heel tag teams or good cruiserweight heels.

[Guest Choken One]

Hmm..

 

Nunzio should come back as a plumber.

 

Super Nunzio!

Damn It!

 

 

Fink is reading this ya know!

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

This is also a prime example of WWE not planning anything through. They produced all those FBI vignettes, gave them matching outfits and everything. And now it's obvious that the only thing they had really planned for them was the feud against Taker and Jones (who they'll meet again in OVW now), where they'd of course be squashed. Because since then they have done jack shit.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

RAW writer Brian Gewirtz is pushing the Lance Storm “boring” gimmick to set up for a comedy tag team in the future. The plan is to have Storm team up with a semi-main-eventer and do skits of the superstar trying to teach Storm how to be charismatic, but he just won’t getting it.

Exactly what they did with Al Snow and Steve Blackman.

 

It did kind of get Blackman over too, IIRC.

 

Not that Storm needs it, he can get over as a heel just fine if he's given the chance, but whatever, management has made up their mind that he is boring.

If teaming with Al Snow gets Blackman over, they should team Lance with him instead of someone higher up on the card.

 

Plus, it's not like Al is doing anything right now.

 

As a bonus, we don't have to struggle to come up with a witty name. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: SNOWSTORM!

[Guest Deviant]

Snow Storm was one of the names that Snow proposed that he and Blackman use. Remember the yellow raincoat and kiddy umbrella?

 

List of guys that would work well with Lance Storm: Al Snow, Chris Jericho(just because there is no god, and he's not going anywhere anyway), Goldust, RVD and Hurricane(despite the stupid Rosey thing)... and for the truly sick, how about Rico?

 

Speaking of which, with Hurricane/Rosey and this proposed Lance Storm team, isn't that the same gimmick twice on the one show? That's a bit too stupid even for Raw, right? And no, you don't need to point out which writing team it is...

[Guest Anglesault]

HOORAY! NO MORE FBI!!!!!!!

 

No more Chuckie, no more Mamaluke, no more horrible mob acting! YES!

[Guest Retro Rob]

Another tag team bites the dust on SD. How is their no place for them? Just throw them on Velocity and in occassional tag title matches on SD to keep the division fresh.

[Guest Anglesault]

Another tag team bites the dust on SD. How is their no place for them?

THEY SUCK.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Another tag team bites the dust on SD.  How is their no place for them?

THEY SUCK.

Not as much as Billy Gunn & Zach Gowan and they're still around.

[Guest Vyce]

Hmm..

 

Nunzio should come back as a plumber.

 

Super Nunzio!

There's some promise to this, provided they have one of the other workers feud with him while dressed up in a Koopa costume.

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

There's some promise to this, provided they have one of the other workers feud with him while dressed up in a Koopa costume.

Forget the Koopa, he needs an evil twin who only cares about money and uses the 360° Piledriver as his finisher.

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

Sigh, the FBI was just getting over too.....

 

It was always hilarious to see Palumbo wrestle with that stupid cigar in his mouth, and the fact that he never smoked it was even better. Oh well.

 

Oh, here's a golden oldie quote....

 

"Why does Booker T always get the shit tag team partners." -Posted the first night heel Booker and heel Goldust teamed up.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Best thing they could do at this point is turn Storm face. WWE fans are trained to have their heels be goofy or badass' and Storm doesn't fit either. Storm could finally get over as a side kick to Goldust, Hurricane or RVD.

 

Goldust/Storm sounds the best to me.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

I like the idea of Storm/Goldy. That has money written all over it.

 

But when the hell did they say the freakin' EASTER BUNNY would be in the APA Brawl for All?

 

On behalf of the Jews everywhere, I say that Chanukah Harry Runs in and costs him the win.