The One and Only RAW Thread

[Guest Prototype450]

Kane gets tazered!

 

 

NAh Vince wants a match a Summerslam in whic Kane botches a tombstone and Vince will be off of WWE tv for 9 months.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

And why does vince care so much about a women he has cheated on numeroustimes and wanted a divorce from not to long ago?!

SHHHH... don't remember that.

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

and the #1 reason I avoid watching Raw?

 

 

KANE

[Guest Choken One]

Sigh...Vince hugs Kane...Austin comes out...Brawls...Kane kicks the shit outta austin...fade to black.

[Guest Prototype450]

And why does vince care so much about a women he has cheated on numeroustimes and wanted a divorce from not to long ago?!

SHHHH... don't remember that.

Alrite, I'll keep that on the DL.

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

Where's Vince's big scar from getting busted open last night?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Did anyone else hum the first bars to "Frankenstein" when he said that?

[Guest Nevermortal]

You're Isaac Yankem!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Umm that's Freedom Fried Freak Vince.

[Guest Quik]

...Big Red Retard

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Vince HUGGED Kane? Austin gets beat up to hype a match that won't happen due to injuries? No Shane? WTF?!

[Guest Vyce]

Just cue Shane so we can get the hell out of here.

[Guest CronoT]

Uh-oh, Vince has that tone in his voice.....

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Vince: Who do you think you are?!

 

Kane: I'm DIESEL~!

 

*powerbomb...JR comes out to complete THE ULTIMATE SWERVE*

 

JR: IT WAS ME AND DIESEL, VINCE! IT WAS ME AND DIESEL ALLLLLLL ALONG!!!!

[Guest Prototype450]

Kane is vince's hired muscle

 

 

 

 

WAIT did Vince just call Kane a munster!?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Where's Vince's big scar from getting busted open last night?

On the back of his head...where he got hit.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

If only Taker showed up now........

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Johnson is right again!

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

Vince can't manage Kane.......there's only room for one top heel on Raw, and Hunter will never stand for this!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

FOCK FEAR!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Vince and Austin in the ring for the first time in...

 

...how long has it been?

[Guest Choken One]

well...That was inevtiable...

 

Austin relinquishes his GM duties over to Kane so they can "BRAWL" at Slam...

[Guest Prototype450]

Austin come out to book a match with Kane and someone. Take you pick

[Guest Quik]

Fuck Fear, Hate Queers

 

Fuck Fear, Kill Steers

 

Fuck Fear, Shoot Deers

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Johnson is right again!

Whoa.....I thought I said this first, but got no sold!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Vince can't manage Kane.......there's only room for one top heel on Raw, and Hunter will never stand for this!

HHHe wants to turn...remember...

[Guest Choken One]

well fuck my ass

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

Where's Vince's big scar from getting busted open last night?

On the back of his head...where he got hit.

Can't see it.........

[Guest MixxMaster]

FUCK..Austin stays...SHIT

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wait......where's Shane?