The One and Only RAW Thread

[Guest Lightning Flik]

it's Shane's yearly BUMP OF DEATH at Summerslam

As 'Saulty pointed out, Shane wasn't there last year.

[Guest Eagan469]

best part of that:

 

Coach: He went through tables...and WIRES!

 

 

GOOD GOD, NOT WIRES!!!!!!!!!

[Guest MixxMaster]

No RVD makes baby Jebus cry!

[Guest Choken One]

Where the fuck was RVD in all of this?

has a SEVERE concussion

[Guest CronoT]

Where the fuck was RVD in all of this?

He's "convalesing at home" after last week.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Coach said "RVD sustained a serious concussion and wont be here this week" and said he'd be back next week.

[Guest CanadianChris]

best part of that:

 

Coach: He went through tables...and WIRES!

 

 

GOOD GOD, NOT WIRES!!!!!!!!!

Hey, man, wires can short out and give you Tourette's.

[Guest deadbeater]

Great Raw with Molly main eventing. That will get ratings.

 

The first few seconds of Stripperella is the best in this show.

[Guest MixxMaster]

well, time to watch the webcast of Vengeance again, and Laugh at the Cena marks, crying over the crappy wrestling wigger's loss.

[Guest Vyce]

This is just stupid.

 

By all rights, the way he's been booked up until tonight, KANE should be the one given the Goldberg destroy-everything-in-his-past push.

 

Shane McMahon shouldn't get the best of him at the end of a meaningless RAW.

[Guest Choken One]

best part of that:

 

Coach: He went through tables...and WIRES!

 

 

GOOD GOD, NOT WIRES!!!!!!!!! 

Hey, man, wires can short out and give you Tourette's.

which would make this angle even BETTER!

[Guest NoCalMike]

So I guess since RVD got a concussion, Kane should be depushed and RVD's wife should publicly complain that Kane is unfit to be a prowrestler(assuming it was the throwing into the raw set last week that did it).

[Guest nWoScorpion]

1999: Shane does flying elbow from top rope through a table.

 

2000: Who doesn't remember the 30+ foot drop from the Summerslam set.

 

2001: Nothing except selling Bradshaw lariat like he died 5x over.

 

2002: Wasn't around, actually STAID OFF TV for a while, unlike another McMahon.

[Guest Choken One]

This is just stupid.

 

By all rights, the way he's been booked up until tonight, KANE should be the one given the Goldberg destroy-everything-in-his-past push.

 

Shane McMahon shouldn't get the best of him at the end of a meaningless RAW.

WELL...He got up and Laughed...

 

That evens things out

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

well, time to watch the webcast of Vengeance again, and Laugh at the Cena marks, crying over the crappy wrestling wigger's loss.

Can you give out the url to put in Media Player for the webcast?

[Guest MixxMaster]

well, time to watch the webcast of Vengeance again, and Laugh at the Cena marks, crying over the crappy wrestling wigger's loss.

Can you give out the url to put in Media Player for the webcast?

ummm, NO...quit being a cheap bastard, and PAY for it...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

2001: Nothing except selling Bradshaw lariat like he died 5x over.

I guess you forgot Backlash where he jumped off the top of the set.

[Guest CanadianChris]

well, time to watch the webcast of Vengeance again, and Laugh at the Cena marks, crying over the crappy wrestling wigger's loss.

Can you give out the url to put in Media Player for the webcast?

ummm, NO...quit being a cheap bastard, and PAY for it...

You PAID for it?

 

:lol::lol::lol:

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Hell no I haven't given WWE money in any way since early 2002 and I plan on keeping it that way.

[Guest CanadianChris]

2001: Nothing except selling Bradshaw lariat like he died 5x over.

I guess you forgot Backlash where he jumped off the top of the set.

Talking about Summerslam. Besides, if we're talking about 2001, there was that small event called King of the Ring where he died about four times during the course of the match.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

im talking SUMMERSLAM.

 

EDIT: Woops, CanadianChris got there before me. Shane should have been dead after that KOTR beating.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

im talking SUMMERSLAM.

 

EDIT: Woops, CanadianChris got there before me. Shane should have been dead after that KOTR beating.

Yet he was on RAW the very next night.

[Guest Anglesault]

2002: Wasn't around, actually STAID OFF TV for a while, unlike another McMahon.

So why can't he keep it that way?

[Guest Choken One]

He gotta rotate...if Shane is on...Stephanie moves out...

 

At leas that's my ideal world...

 

BTW...Has he been in Patterson's suitcase?

[Guest nWoScorpion]

I think Shane is the only tolerable McMahon, as long as he doesn't make it a habit of hogging T.V time for months.

[Guest CronoT]

Actually, Shane is on TV rarely enough that he's not overdone yet.

[Guest Anglesault]

He gotta rotate...if Shane is on...Stephanie moves out...

 

At leas that's my ideal world...

Ideally they're both gone.

 

I think Shane is the only tolerable McMahon, as long as he doesn't make it a habit of hogging T.V time for months.

 

 

Nope, he's never done that.

 

So what Wrestler gets kicked off the PPV so Shane can get on? RVD?

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Actually, Shane is on TV rarely enough that he's not overdone yet.

Thats why he's tolerable, he's made it a point to NOT be on TV a lot anymore. He had plenty of time from 1999-2001, and got smart and decided to stay backstage for most of the time, and make a rare cameo appearence now and then. I think his last was WM XIX, but im not sure.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Hopefully they kick Orton off the PPV< but they won't. Christian is a good candidate or Nash to be left off.

[Only The Strong Survive 0]

I find it hilarious how long it took Nash to get to the ring while Michaels got beat down by Orton and Jericho. The time from when the crowd first saw him to him getting to the ring was so long. I would have loved to see Nash as he "ran" to the ring.