CobainWasMurdered's solution...

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

Smarkboard poster CobainWasMurdered (CWM) has recently come to a conclusion which would fully enhance his online social life: ban everyone on the BBS with the exception of him.

 

"You see, it's all very simple. I come online not to add stress to my life, but to escape life's problems", said CWM. "I don't need to come here and read right-wing rhetoric from people like Cancer Marney or Powerplay. They need to be stopped! The same goes for lefties like JMA and Tyler McClellan. Ban them, please. I also don't need to have to deal with people that have vision deficiencies like The Dames. So ban his ass, too!"

 

But, isn't The Dames the owner of The Smarkboard?

 

"Oh," retorted CWM. "I have no problem with him owning, and paying for the Smarkboard. If he wants to do that, that's fine with me. I just don't want him posting on it. Ban, plz~!"

 

CWM has successfully lobbied for the banning of several former posters of the Smarkboard. If you are a poster of the Smarkboard, and have yet to see a request for your banning, sit diligently and wait for CWM to come through.

 

-AP Wire Services

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I thought Eagan brought up the whole "ban Johnson" thing...

 

Also: you're next.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Look Jango. I wasn't the one who started the whole ban Johnson thing.

[Guest The Old Me]

Looks like we've got plenty of people trying to ban Johnson. Ben Johnson?? OMG BAN PLZ~! STEROIDS!!!!!

[Guest Eagan469]

I started it because of what he said in the other threads.

 

If you don't like it, oh well.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Also: Jango - are you Johnson?

[Guest Eagan469]

Also: Jango - are you Johnson?

:: cue dramatic music ::

 

The plot thickens!

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

Dude, that's nasty. Don't call me a Lakers fan. I bleed Celtic Green.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Dude, that's nasty. Don't call me a Lakers fan. I bleed Celtic Green.

Aw, I thought I'd done something interesting for once.

 

*Dramatic music screeches to a halt*

 

Oh well, people. Carry on, nothing to see here.

[Guest Incandenza]

Dames should just randomly ban people. It'd be like The Lottery, except really fucking funny.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Dames should just randomly ban people. It'd be like The Lottery, except really fucking funny.

I'd mark if people's post counts just suddenly became -15,000.

 

THAT'D be funny.

 

WHO WILL BE NEXT?!

[Guest DrTom]

I'd mark if people's post counts just suddenly became -15,000.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Oh, it's on...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Dames should just randomly ban people. It'd be like The Lottery, except really fucking funny.

It would be an irony if I survive Dames' "lottery."

[Guest Dangerous A]

This thread is just dumb.

[Guest MaxPower27]

I'd mark if people's post counts just suddenly became -15,000.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

~!

 

I love it!

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

congratulations, you now have a gay gimmick to point out as a conversation starter. Kudos for NOT absolutely begging for it...

[Guest MaxPower27]

congratulations, you now have a gay gimmick to point out as a conversation starter. Kudos for NOT absolutely begging for it...

Fleh.

 

It's happened before, when I went to -777.

 

 

Of course, I didn't mean do that to me, but, oh well.

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

Sox traded for Jeff Suppan...

 

that has as much to do with that CWM's ban crusade as Max's 50K posts!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Didn't SK do a lottery system of banning towards the end?

 

No?

 

Sure felt like it.

[Guest razazteca]

Dames should just randomly ban people. It'd be like The Lottery, except really fucking funny.

Have it like the Dragon Slayer movie.

[Guest DrTom]

Max, I'll set it back if you prefer. It just seemed amusing to choose you as the first victim for the rampaging ABUSE OF POWER~! you called for.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I remember an episode of Sliders where people won the lottery and got killed (or something like that..)

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Hey Dr. Tom, since it fits my character around here, and it sufficiently suits my -retarded by lack of sleep- thought process, I feel I should have my post count locked at -666. Plaisir?

 

Oh what insidious fun it is indeed...

[Guest MaxPower27]

Max, I'll set it back if you prefer. It just seemed amusing to choose you as the first victim for the rampaging ABUSE OF POWER~! you called for.

Meh.

 

Maybe sometime.

 

I actually don't mind, this is the second time I've had negative posts. The only thing that sucks is being unable to change my member title, because technically, I've "yet to post".

 

 

 

 

But, I still think that it should be a monthly thing. Like the person that posts the most per month should be entered twice into the lottery, draw a name and BAM negative posts.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

Sometimes life imitates art...

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I prefer the random banning idea.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

One good thing about the crash = wicky wicky is back...

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

 

 

beats the hell out of Hell-O Kitty.