Guest JangoFett4Hire Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 Smarkboard poster CobainWasMurdered (CWM) has recently come to a conclusion which would fully enhance his online social life: ban everyone on the BBS with the exception of him. "You see, it's all very simple. I come online not to add stress to my life, but to escape life's problems", said CWM. "I don't need to come here and read right-wing rhetoric from people like Cancer Marney or Powerplay. They need to be stopped! The same goes for lefties like JMA and Tyler McClellan. Ban them, please. I also don't need to have to deal with people that have vision deficiencies like The Dames. So ban his ass, too!" But, isn't The Dames the owner of The Smarkboard? "Oh," retorted CWM. "I have no problem with him owning, and paying for the Smarkboard. If he wants to do that, that's fine with me. I just don't want him posting on it. Ban, plz~!" CWM has successfully lobbied for the banning of several former posters of the Smarkboard. If you are a poster of the Smarkboard, and have yet to see a request for your banning, sit diligently and wait for CWM to come through. -AP Wire Services
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 I thought Eagan brought up the whole "ban Johnson" thing... Also: you're next.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 Look Jango. I wasn't the one who started the whole ban Johnson thing.
Guest The Old Me Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 Looks like we've got plenty of people trying to ban Johnson. Ben Johnson?? OMG BAN PLZ~! STEROIDS!!!!!
Guest Eagan469 Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 I started it because of what he said in the other threads. If you don't like it, oh well.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 Also: Jango - are you Johnson?
Guest Eagan469 Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 Also: Jango - are you Johnson? :: cue dramatic music :: The plot thickens!
Guest JangoFett4Hire Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 Dude, that's nasty. Don't call me a Lakers fan. I bleed Celtic Green.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 30, 2003 Report Posted July 30, 2003 Dude, that's nasty. Don't call me a Lakers fan. I bleed Celtic Green. Aw, I thought I'd done something interesting for once. *Dramatic music screeches to a halt* Oh well, people. Carry on, nothing to see here.
Guest Incandenza Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 Dames should just randomly ban people. It'd be like The Lottery, except really fucking funny.
Guest MaxPower27 Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 Dames should just randomly ban people. It'd be like The Lottery, except really fucking funny. I'd mark if people's post counts just suddenly became -15,000. THAT'D be funny. WHO WILL BE NEXT?!
Guest DrTom Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 I'd mark if people's post counts just suddenly became -15,000. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 Dames should just randomly ban people. It'd be like The Lottery, except really fucking funny. It would be an irony if I survive Dames' "lottery."
Guest MaxPower27 Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 I'd mark if people's post counts just suddenly became -15,000. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! ~! I love it!
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 congratulations, you now have a gay gimmick to point out as a conversation starter. Kudos for NOT absolutely begging for it...
Guest MaxPower27 Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 congratulations, you now have a gay gimmick to point out as a conversation starter. Kudos for NOT absolutely begging for it... Fleh. It's happened before, when I went to -777. Of course, I didn't mean do that to me, but, oh well.
Guest JangoFett4Hire Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 Sox traded for Jeff Suppan... that has as much to do with that CWM's ban crusade as Max's 50K posts!
Guest The Czech Republic Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 Didn't SK do a lottery system of banning towards the end? No? Sure felt like it.
Guest razazteca Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 Dames should just randomly ban people. It'd be like The Lottery, except really fucking funny. Have it like the Dragon Slayer movie.
Guest DrTom Posted August 1, 2003 Report Posted August 1, 2003 Max, I'll set it back if you prefer. It just seemed amusing to choose you as the first victim for the rampaging ABUSE OF POWER~! you called for.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 1, 2003 Report Posted August 1, 2003 I remember an episode of Sliders where people won the lottery and got killed (or something like that..)
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 1, 2003 Report Posted August 1, 2003 Hey Dr. Tom, since it fits my character around here, and it sufficiently suits my -retarded by lack of sleep- thought process, I feel I should have my post count locked at -666. Plaisir? Oh what insidious fun it is indeed...
Guest MaxPower27 Posted August 1, 2003 Report Posted August 1, 2003 Max, I'll set it back if you prefer. It just seemed amusing to choose you as the first victim for the rampaging ABUSE OF POWER~! you called for. Meh. Maybe sometime. I actually don't mind, this is the second time I've had negative posts. The only thing that sucks is being unable to change my member title, because technically, I've "yet to post". But, I still think that it should be a monthly thing. Like the person that posts the most per month should be entered twice into the lottery, draw a name and BAM negative posts.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted August 8, 2003 Report Posted August 8, 2003 I prefer the random banning idea.
JangoFett4Hire Posted August 8, 2003 Report Posted August 8, 2003 One good thing about the crash = wicky wicky is back...
JangoFett4Hire Posted August 8, 2003 Report Posted August 8, 2003 beats the hell out of Hell-O Kitty.
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