The *REAL* Smackdown Spoiler Thread

[Guest Choken One]

Dark Matches:

 

The FBI (Palumbo & Stamboli) defeated Slater Slayne & Derek Stryker

 

WWE Velocity Tapings (to air 8/2):

Matt Hardy defeated Brian "Spanky" Kendrick

 

The Basham Brothers & Sean O'Haire defeated The APA & Funaki

 

Ultimo Dragon defeated Nunzio

 

WWE SmackDown Tapings (to air 7/31):

 

Kurt Angle comes to the ring and cuts a promo about how he is the new WWE Champion four months after his neck surgery. Brock Lesnar interrupts and challenges Angle to a re-match. Angle accepts but Vince McMahon comes out and claims Angle does not want a re-match and calls him a backstabber. McMahon says no re-match until Brock earns it. Vince says Lesnar will earn that tonight as he teams with Kurt Angle against two opponents of his choosing.

 

Rey Mysterio w/ Billy Kidman defeated Shelton Benjamin w/ Charlie Haas

 

First segment involving Torrie Wilson and Jamie Noble. Torrie gets to the room. Jamie Noble is waiting in the room in his underwear in a cowboy hat. Shows off some sex toys to Torrie and she starts to get sick.

 

Chris Benoit defeated Doink the Clown - Before the match, Rhyno cut a promo backstage saying he needs a warm-up before he can face him. After the match, Rhyno says he isn't coming to the ring and calls Benoit a joke.

 

Second segment involving Torrie Wilson and Jamie Noble. Nidia joins the fun and her and Noble go at it while Torrie looks on disgusted. I guess they were "doing it" in many numerous positions that made Torrie disgusted.

 

Backstage promo between Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar.

 

Eddie Guerrero defeated Tajiri to retain the WWE United States Championship - Tajiri came out of the trunk of Eddie's low rider and gave Eddie the green mist to the face. Guerrero tries to get out of the match but the referee warns Guerrero to wrestle or forfeit the title. Guerrero eventually gets the win to retain the belt.

 

Shannon Moore w/ Matt Hardy defeated Zach Gowen - After the match, Matt Hardy beat on Gowen and got a McMahon type "ASSHOLE" chant from the crowd.

 

John Cena defeated Orlando Jordan - Before the match started, Cena challenged The Undertaker to a match next week on SmackDown.

 

Third segment involving Torrie Wilson and Jamie Noble. Nidia and Jamie Noble get out of the shower and say it will now turn into a threesome. Someone knocks on the door and it turns out to be Billy Gunn. Noble backs up and says he hasn't layed a finger on Torrie tonight and he pleaded with him not to hit him. Gunn asks Torrie if she is okay and she says yes. Nidia and Noble start going at it again in the background. Gunn and Torrie look in surprise.

 

Backstage, Brock Lesnar comes into Vince McMahon's office and challenges Vince for a match next week on SmackDown. Vince said he will take it into consideration.

 

Fourth segment involving Torrie Wilson and Jamie Noble. They open the video with all four people (Gunn, Torrie, Nidia and Noble) all in bed together, looking like they all just had sex. Yes, it ended that way. Said to be very funny.

 

Sable came to the ring. She cut a promo about how she is the dominant female on SmackDown since she defeated Stephanie McMahon at Vengeance. Sable then introduces the mystery opponents for Kurt Angle & Brock Lesnar tonight. Big Show and A-Train come out as the mystery tag team. Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar are then introduced.

 

Kurt Angle & Brock Lesnar defeated A-Train & Big Show - The match ended when Lesnar hit Big Show with the F-5 but Angle tagged himself in to get the pin on Big Show for the win. After the match, Lesnar looks at Angle like "what the hell just happened?" Lesnar gives Angle an F-5. Vince McMahon comes out and says he accepts Lesnar's challenge for next week but it will come with a stipulation. Vince says the match will be in a 15 foot high Steel Cage.

 

OTHER NOTES:

 

- The arena was about 95% full. Only 5 rows on the top deck were tarped off.

 

- The biggest pop of the night came for Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle and Rey Mysterio. Biggest heat of the night came for Vince McMahon, when Matt Hardy attacked Zach Gowen and Big Show/A-Train.

 

- Afterwards, Kevin Lowery was waiting outside of the arena and some funny spots took place. Johnny Stamboli came up and signed autographs in addition to Rey Mysterio. Shelton Benjamin then started walking towards the crowd like he was going to sign autographs but he stopped and gave everyone the finger and smiled. John Cena also appeared but he went straight to his car, giving everyone the peace sign followed by the finger. Said to be very funny in person.

[Guest Anglesault]

Backstage promo between Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar.

No good can come of this.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

And I was looking forward to this show...

[Guest tpww7]

Shannon Moore beat Gowen??

 

HAHAHAHA

[Guest ViciousFish]

 

Backstage promo between Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar.

No good can come of this.

As long as they don't make out we're safe.

[Guest Choken One]

 

Backstage promo between Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar.

No good can come of this.

Brock: What the hell was that at Vengeance?

Kurt: I had to do what it takes to win this *rubs belt*

Brock: You go ahead and rub that belt...IT BELONGS TO ME!

Kurt: Really...Interesting seeing that it says "KURT ANGLE" on here...

 

*Brock Shoves Kurt*

*Kurt Shoves Brock*

 

Refs and Officials break it up

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

*rolls eyes, ignores thread*

[Guest Coffey]

Sounds like a blah show. Velocity has two potentially good matches though.

[Guest Anglesault]

 

Backstage promo between Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar.

No good can come of this.

Brock: What the hell was that at Vengeance?

Kurt: I had to do what it takes to win this *rubs belt*

**Brock begins rubbing Kurt's waist area as well**

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Benoit vs Doink.

 

Yeah, that's just really really bad.........

[ANKLELOCK 0]

Eddie vs Tajiri now? I thought they would save that for SummerSlam.

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

Good Lord, Shannon Moore beat someone. I wonder if it was clean? If it was, there may be a God.

[Guest Downhome]

This sounds like one hell of a fake SD report. I mean, almost everything on it from the good to the fucking horrible sounds like something that would HAVE to be made up.

[ANKLELOCK 0]

Ya know, after reading that again, it is conceivable that it could be fake. Benoit vs DOINK?? Gunn, Noble, Nidia, and Torrie in bed together? Come ON.

[Guest Choken One]

This sounds like one hell of a fake SD report. I mean, almost everything on it from the good to the fucking horrible sounds like something that would HAVE to be made up.

No...Sounds like something WWE would do.

[Guest Choken One]

Ya know, after reading that again, it is conceivable that it could be fake. Benoit vs DOINK??

I don't understand why everyone is up in arms about it being DOINK.

 

 

Hello...Rhyno is mocking Benoit...Thus is why he put him against a CLOWN.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

 

Backstage promo between Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar.

No good can come of this.

Brock: What the hell was that at Vengeance?

Kurt: I had to do what it takes to win this *rubs belt*

**Brock begins rubbing Kurt's waist area as well**

Don't you know that's what MANLY MEN do? Often after playing a sporting event and talking about sexual exploits?

 

BTW, this report came from none of the main news sites. I checked them all.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

So does that match Chris Benoit the "Canadian Clowner" or "Clownless Aggression"

[Guest Anglesault]

Ya know, after reading that again, it is conceivable that it could be fake. Benoit vs DOINK??

I don't understand why everyone is up in arms about it being DOINK.

 

 

Hello...Rhyno is mocking Benoit...Thus is why he put him against a CLOWN.

Because it's STUPID.

 

And when did Rhyno gain the power to make matches?

[Guest JRE]

Hmm....since Doink is played by Nick Dinsmore....and Dinsmore is basically the Benoit of OVW....it could be a good match.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Rhyno = new General Manager maybe lol

[Guest BoboBrazil]

WTF happened to Zach Gowen. First being beat by McMahon and now Shannon Moore? Losing to Shannon Moore is like as low as you can get on Smackdown.

[Guest Downhome]

I'm all for a return of Doink the Clown in WWE. As long as he's an evil, son-of-a-bitch, heel.

 

Add that to a wrestler who is said to be pretty damn good, and I'd love it.

[Guest Choken One]

Ya know, after reading that again, it is conceivable that it could be fake. Benoit vs DOINK??

I don't understand why everyone is up in arms about it being DOINK.

 

 

Hello...Rhyno is mocking Benoit...Thus is why he put him against a CLOWN.

Because it's STUPID.

 

And when did Rhyno gain the power to make matches?

It was done in the Jerry Lawler/Bret Hart Summer Slam 1993 vein...

 

 

Rhyno didn't feel like wrestling (Lawler was "Hurt") but decided that DOINK was a suitable replacement...

 

Bret Killed Doink....Likely Benoit does too...

[Guest Anglesault]

 

Backstage promo between Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar.

No good can come of this.

Brock: What the hell was that at Vengeance?

Kurt: I had to do what it takes to win this *rubs belt*

**Brock begins rubbing Kurt's waist area as well**

Don't you know that's what MANLY MEN do? Often after playing a sporting event and talking about sexual exploits?

 

BTW, this report came from none of the main news sites. I checked them all.

It Looks very fake.

 

Hmm....since Doink is played by Nick Dinsmore....and Dinsmore is basically the Benoit of OVW....it could be a good match.

 

I heard that the "Benoit of OVW" thing is a huge over statement.

 

And I thought he was Conquistador#45?

[Guest Downhome]

If this report is real, I officially weap for WWE.

 

How could they put on this show, after that great PPV?

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Ya know, after reading that again, it is conceivable that it could be fake. Benoit vs DOINK??

I don't understand why everyone is up in arms about it being DOINK.

 

 

Hello...Rhyno is mocking Benoit...Thus is why he put him against a CLOWN.

Because it's STUPID.

 

And when did Rhyno gain the power to make matches?

It was done in the Jerry Lawler/Bret Hart Summer Slam 1993 vein...

 

 

Rhyno didn't feel like wrestling (Lawler was "Hurt") but decided that DOINK was a suitable replacement...

 

Bret Killed Doink....Likely Benoit does too...

You got all of that from one sentence?

[Guest Choken One]

If this report is real, I officially weap for WWE.

 

How could they put on this show, after that great PPV?

Is it the Doink thing?

 

GET OVER IT.

 

 

Jesus Christ...I think we hit a new low in complaints...

 

 

Did you notice we have

 

Eddy/Tajiri

Moore/Gowan

Mysterio/Haas

[Guest subliminal_animal]

So does that match Chris Benoit the "Canadian Clowner" or "Clownless Aggression"

What the hell?

 

Never post again.

[Guest Anglesault]

It was done in the Jerry Lawler/Bret Hart Summer Slam 1993 vein...

Just like Lesnar/Angle were the Chelsea Mega Powers?