The One And Only NWA:TNA Thread FOr 7/30

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YES!

 

Shark Boy has a partner with TALENT!

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As Keith said, they NEED Drain STH's "Simon Says."

 

Shark Boy and Smiley are on job duty tonight most likely.

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What the fuck is with Swinger's pants?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I had pegged Mad Mikey as the new partner.

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I just noticed the number of masks in the crowd.

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Yes! KILL BORASH!

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Storm, of course, with the Johnny the Bull hat going.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

James Storm is Johnny Stamboli?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

LOL, Placebo beat me to it.

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Rawhide Strap Match.

 

This is like WCW Apple Pie Strap Match or whatever the real name was.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Why does Russo have the belt?

[Guest BoboBrazil]

HAHA Ron Killings signed his name on the belt!

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Why does Russo have the belt?

Because, apparently, he's got the power.

 

???

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HAHA Ron Killings signed his name on the belt!

HAHA I got a glimpse of that before it cut to the interview.

 

Too bad Ron will never see that again.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

OH FUCK NO KAZARIANS BACK

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Ugh...

 

When Kazarian got his match with Sabin, wasn't it non-title at first because TNA didn't want to be handing out title matches to newcomers who hadn't "earned" it.

 

Michael Shane comes in, and right away gets it.

 

Jesus Christ. This federation makes my head hurt.

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Note to Michael Shane: NEVER wear those tights again, nor put your hair in a ponytail. You look like a tool.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Shane should have been brought in as a heel to face Kazarian, as a roadblock to the title.

 

I know the X Division needs faces (and Kazarian is NOT the type of superface to build around), but Shane ain't it, IMO.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

They're hitting some sweet spots.

 

Kazarian swipes the belt, allowing Shane to get a nearfall!

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Great spots.

 

But wasn't it Russo who complained about the belt finish?

 

This Mikey video is fucking awesome.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I agree. That video got the Mikey thing over in a big way I think, because I thought it was awesome too.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

MIKEY RULES! Fuck Kazarian. Give Shane a rematch and get rid of Kazarian. He does not deserve the belt!

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I can only hope for two minutes of Morton dropkicking Kash, and an Abyss run-in.

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Odd. Right as the beginning of the interview, I knew Morton would bust out, "I taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything *I* know."

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That clothesline spot was... awkward.

 

I can't believe Morton just bustedout a tope.

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Abyss....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

I beg of you....

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YES!!!!!!

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Well, I guess that was supposed to be a Smash Mouth, or whatever he calls it.

 

Hopefully this will be good.

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"Lose the Jorge Estrada - Elton John look"

 

 

The Killings stuff is funny, but BG's shit was unfunny.

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Ugh.... These fucking Bitch Slap/TNA girls segments never end.

 

Show me boobs, or leave.