WWE Conversation Inspired by a Fucking Retard.

[Guest JaKyL25]

Ten years from now we get another classic Heyman "shooting" on Vince promo:

 

"...and what about the TELEPORTATION DEVICE you bought with Fake Leg's hopes and dreams?"

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Fake Leg probably cuts a more confident promo than Zach does.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Head vs Gowen's Prosthetic Leg: 3 Stages of Hell - Arm Wrestling Competition, Push-Up Competition and Coalminer's Glove Match. Hilarity!

 

And the ghost of Pepper appears on the Titantron to inform us it will not rest in peace as the Big Bossman melts down its urn to make a gold nightstick, culminating in Snow's Pepper vs the returning Ted DiBiase's Pepper at SummerSlam!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Snow's Pepper vs the returning Ted DiBiase's Pepper at SummerSlam!

In the Kennel From Hell!

[Guest JaKyL25]

Special Guest Referee: Pepe, Mongo's dog.

[Guest JaKyL25]

Lawler on commentary: Oh my God, JR! Puppies! So Many Puppies!

 

(Gah, maybe the well's running dry tonight.)

[Guest The Czech Republic]

As I listen to "Not The Same" by Ben Folds, I think a special bond has been formed between us all tonight. I will not be the same after this. (cries)

[Guest rawmvp]

Damien vs. Pepe vs. pepper vs. head vs. mathilda vs. mongo's dog vs. zach gowen's prosthetic leg in an ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD.

 

Mathilda will win because she's bizarre!!!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Mathilda would need interference from Frankie The Parrot.

[Guest JaKyL25]

As I listen to "Not The Same" by Ben Folds, I think a special bond has been formed between us all tonight. I will not be the same after this. (cries)

Nah. I'm Still Fighting It myself.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

As I listen to "Not The Same" by Ben Folds, I think a special bond has been formed between us all tonight. I will not be the same after this. (cries)

Nah. I'm Still Fighting It myself.

I want to throw a Brick at Chuck E Cheese's head.

[Guest JaKyL25]

Well, if you could, you'd be The Luckiest one of us all. Better hurry before he's Gone.

 

Too bad we have insomnia instead of Narcolepsy, eh?

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Screw Elimination Chamber. BRAWL FOR IT ALL, MOFOS! BRAWL FOR IT ALL!!!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Well, if you could, you'd be The Luckiest one of us all. Better hurry before he's Gone.

 

Too bad we have insomnia instead of Narcolepsy, eh?

Chuck E Cheese would've gotten banned quicker if he didn't do The Best Imitation Of Himself.

 

 

As awful as some of the content in this is, this should be a classic thread. So should the one where we made Photoshops of Brock Lesnar's head on various other wrestlers in attempts to get him over, but the overwhelming amount of dead links disqualifies that great, great thread.

[Guest rawmvp]

I've always wondered why Vince McMahon didn't change the WWF's name to the WWL (World Wrestling League). Anything is better than WWE.

 

Have you guys noticed that the ring announcer and broadcast announcers rarely say, "World Wrestling Entertainment or the NEW World Wrestling Entertainment Champion is..."

 

They are quite aware that "Entertainment champion" sounds ludicrous.

[Guest JaKyL25]

Well, if you could, you'd be The Luckiest one of us all.  Better hurry before he's Gone.

 

Too bad we have insomnia instead of Narcolepsy, eh?

Chuck E Cheese would've gotten banned quicker if he didn't do The Best Imitation Of Himself.

 

 

As awful as some of the content in this is, this should be a classic thread. So should the one where we made Photoshops of Brock Lesnar's head on various other wrestlers in attempts to get him over, but the overwhelming amount of dead links disqualifies that great, great thread.

I'm in total agreement, Czech, but only on one provision:

 

The thread be re-named One Angry Dwarf & 200 Solemn Faces.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Chuck E Cheese's minutes are numbered...

[Guest The Czech Republic]

And that's it for Prince Paul until next time

[Guest JaKyL25]

....annnnndddd.....they've just slipped onto the negative side of the number line.

 

Thanks for the memories, you silly mouse you!

 

OMG, RACIST.

[JN News 0]

Bub bye, Chuck E. Cheese.

 

 

 

 

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

[Guest JaKyL25]

Bub bye, Chuck E. Cheese.

 

 

 

 

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

10:1 odds you never thought you'd ever be saying THAT pair of sentences in your lifetime.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Bub bye, Chuck E. Cheese.

 

 

 

 

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

10:1 odds you never thought you'd ever be saying THAT pair of sentences in your lifetime.

LOL, true dat. True, that.

 

 

Showbiz Pizza > Chuck E Cheese

[Guest JaKyL25]

The other thread Charlie Cheese started in the WWE folder is now kaput.

 

Is this thread about to abruptly go the way of the dinosaur as well?

 

STAY TUNED~!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

This thread is getting shorter.

 

And Leon's getting l-l-l-l-larger!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I told Dames to give this one a reprieve, though it looks like Chuck's work is getting taken out.

[Guest JaKyL25]

Nice work, TCR.

 

My GOD what a piece of work this thread is. Can it get any dorkier than a convo about a Fake Leg heel turn that devolves into two guys batting Ben Folds song titles back and forth, all the while no-selling a newb's posts, from 3-5 A.M. EST?

 

Possibly. Same SmartMarks time, Next Paul Channel?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Nice work, TCR.

 

My GOD what a piece of work this thread is. Can it get any dorkier than a convo about a Fake Leg heel turn that devolves into two guys batting Ben Folds song titles back and forth, all the while no-selling a newb's posts, from 3-5 A.M. EST?

 

Possibly. Same SmartMarks time, Next Paul Channel?

Don't forget that one of the dorks in the Ben Folds title face-off has TWO references to Teen Girl Squad.

[JN News 0]

Prince Paul is a waste of human flesh! OMG~!

 

Shut the fuck up.

 

Dames

Yes, Dames is truly unfuckwithable. My hats off to him.

[Guest Prototype450]

Pepper > Pierre > Head > Leg < Mae Young's Hand

Does that mean that Pepper is equal to Mae Youngs hand!?

[Guest wrestlingbs]

Just woke up. I'm glad Dames saved this thread. It was fun, idiotic poster aside.

 

Oh yeah, and Showbiz pizza rocked. do they still have any around now?