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Guest evenflowDDT
It's at the beginning of the movie- They have a sex scene in the tub.

OMG UES A SPOILERZ TAG U FUKCIN JAKCAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DAT RUNDE IT 4 ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!

 

I stand by my original statement. Although it is nice to know I should be on time for a showing for once, hahaha.

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Guest Zero_Cool

on the bright side, this girl i know works at the amc, so i might as well go with her, bring in some krispy kremes, and watch it for free mst3k style.

 

Regardless, they'll just spin this and say it was because of American Wedding.

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People are tired of Affleck, because he goes out and sleepwalks through movies and gets paid seven or eight figures, and then goes back to his Master, Kevin Smith, and actually shows he can act when playing a loveable loser. I saw Chasing Amy and that is the best acting I have ever seen Affleck do, in playing an insecure twentysomething, which prolly wasn;t anywhere near a stretch for him.

 

J-Lo on the other hand, she can be a passable actress when she feels like it, though she has bought into herself so much its not even funny. I was listening to Howard Stern this morning and he was going on about how she's crazy, because she gets married to guys and divorces them a year later, only to continue the cycle. I have to agree with him. She maybe rather luscious and I would hit it (hard and often), but she is looking for attention and she goes about getting it in the wrong way.

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Guest The Mighty Damaramu

I absolutely hate that bitch...plus I don't think she's that good looking at all...so yeah I wouldn't see this movie....

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I think Matt Stone and Trey Parker need to do a follow-up to their Ben / J-Lo South Park episode (one of the funniest ever).

 

BTW, there's already rumors of infidelity Ben at strip club) and a break-up. Yeah, it's just tabloid at this point, but hey, it's the dog days of summer, and I for one enjoy seeing these two fall to pieces after their sickening media saturation a couple weeks ago.

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Guest kkktookmybabyaway
J-Lo on bed with legs spread: "Come on, it's turkey time, gobble, gobble"

Oh lord.

 

I read Ebert's reviews because I know what to expect, but he has been a little on the love side lately.

 

One thing I can't stand, however, is his crush on Spike Lee. His reviews are like love letters in many cases regarding Lee's films...

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Guest notJames
...Seriously, if you let yourself get fucked in the ass by the high ticket prices, might as well stay there to make sure all that money goes back to cleaning the bloodstains off your seat.

If you allow yourself to pay top dollar for an obvious dog of a film like this, you should have to suffer through the entire movie, Clockwork Orange-style. That way the next time, you'll know not to give in to that part of the brain that makes allowances for certain movies on the off-off-off-chance that it might not be as bad as everyone on the planet and several sentient gaseous beings on Saturn say it is.

 

Needless to say, the money that I might have used toward a ticket for Gigli (yeah, right) is going toward something more useful, like a refrigerator for an eskimo or a screen door for a submarine.

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Guest DrTom
Somehow I don't think Dr. Tom is rushing out to review this one... ;)

Right you are, Ed. I don't buy into the hate for Affleck and Lopez... this movie just looks like a steaming turdburger.

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