The One and Only Smackdown Spoiler Thread

[Gert T 0]

Hey guys, where is SD! being taped at tonight?

[Guest Choken One]

Canada. West coast!

 

God...It's going to suck when they return to the east/midwest...where spoilers come in at 11.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

just start the whore thread earlier

[Guest Choken One]

good point.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Although it does get fun once you hit about 2 am..

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My usaul source for early spoilers is on vacation, so we gonna have to wait for the Meltz in all likelyhood again.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

good, I was away for the first couple hours of the whoring Metalling it up with my brother

[Gert T 0]

Thanks, and yeah it is going to be weird when its on the east coast again, I'll have to go bed. But if we had to start early that's fine considering my busy work schedule, unless I'm out writing a 68 cent check for some milk.

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So we gonna start right after Raw ends huh?

[Guest Choken One]

Why not DURING raw?

 

Gotta Entertain ourselfs SOME HOW!

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

At least at this point tomorrow night I'll be watching Smackdown. I don't know why I read spoilers some times..

[Guest Choken One]

yeah...Lucky fawking bastard...

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

wild satellite feed?

[Guest kane3212321]

Smackdown eh..........

 

Spoilers eh......

 

+1

[Guest Choken One]

I guess No one has Whoreation left in them?

 

Ah...It's a shame.

 

we made it to nine pages and we just died.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

DIRTY JOKE TIME!

 

A man had to go to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at the Motel in town, he found that he had a lot of time before the meeting.

 

He asked the clerk where the nearest golf course was and was given directions on how to get there.

 

While playing on the front nine, he was going over the speech in his mind and became confused as to where he was on the course.

 

Looking around, he saw a Lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and told her about his big meeting and the speech he was to make and his confusion about where he was on the course, asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

 

She replied "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."

 

He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened. and he approached her again with the same request.

 

She said "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, So you must be on the 13th."

 

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went into the club house where he saw the Lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the Lady.

 

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help. I understand that you are a sales lady, well I am in sales also. What do you sell"?

 

She replied, "if I told you, you would only laugh." "No I wouldn't", he said and persisted that she tell him what she sold.

 

"Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell Tampax."

 

With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She said "see I knew you would laugh."

 

"That's not what I'm laughing at" he replied, "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you!"

 

That joke right there was worth clicking this thread.

 

Now, what happened on Smackdown?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Keeping hope alive!

 

Bring the thread back to life!

[Guest Choken One]

figures you'd like that joke.

[Guest Choken One]

I see some people coming likely cursing my very soul for starting ANOTHER 9 page thread with No spoiler in sight...

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

You'd think they would have figured out the gimmick by now.

 

Perhaps a little game to keep the whorization alive?

 

This Or That.

 

I'll start.

 

Real Spoiler Thread or Whoring spoiler thread?

[Guest Choken One]

whoring. Less bitching.

 

This or that

 

Ben Affleck Or Matt Damon

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

figures you'd like that joke.

So what does that mean? If you don't mind be asking?

[Guest Indy]

Damn it, I wonder if Doink is still WWE? LOL

[Guest Choken One]

figures you'd like that joke.

So what does that mean? If you don't mind be asking?

It figures you would admire and find humor in a Dirty Joke involving Tampax.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

whoring. Less bitching.

 

This or that

 

Ben Affleck Or Matt Damon

Eh... Matt Damon.

 

King Of Foul Language:

 

Colin Farrell or Ozzy Osbourne

[Guest Choken One]

Ozzy.

 

Colin can't sing...

 

Battle of da Booty

Beyonce Vs J-Lo

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

figures you'd like that joke.

So what does that mean? If you don't mind be asking?

It figures you would admire and find humor in a Dirty Joke involving Tampax.

I am a person who tries to find humor in everything. But I thought the irony of the joke was funnier then the Tampax reference or the TP reference.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Ozzy.

 

Colin can't sing...

 

Battle of da Booty

Beyonce Vs J-Lo

Bastard.

 

I will not choose.

 

Choken One or Anglesault

[Guest Choken One]

Puh.

 

CK1

 

Battle of WHores

 

CK1 Vs CWM

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Beyonce for ever

 

The simpsons or Family guy