An educated guess at Shane's SummerSlam role

[Guest Aero]

Have Kane roll under the ring...and when they all enter...

 

VOILA!

 

Since the wrestlers can't get out of the Chambers...they can't stop kane...

 

So Kane Chokeslams the first two guys (HBK and Jericho)...and then plays tic tat toe with the others...

 

He shatters Nash's Chamber and holds a Mirror up to nash and naturally Nash collaspses...

 

He moves on to Orton and he tells Orton to take a shot at him...Orton goes for a Dicus punch and shatters his Ankle (don't ask) and there's another...

 

HHH is next and Kane points out a seated Chyna in the crowd...HHH's groin explodes.

 

and that leaves GOOOLDBEEERG.

 

Kane steps out of the cage and drives a Limo to the aisle...It does the trick...VOILA!

 

NEW WORLD CHAMPION!

Awesome idea, but just to point out... rolling under the ring wouldn't help much, because the chamber only covers the ring and has a floor the same height of the mat outside the ring. If Kane rolled under, and rolled back out when the Chamber is down, he would be under the floor.

 

I see no reason why he can't just break down the chamber door though. Hell, in the first one, HHH & RVD inadvertedly broke it open within the first 5 min.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Maybe a pairing of RVD and Shane would actually give them a reason to push RVD???

 

naaaaaaa...........it is the WWE.

[Guest Choken One]

Have Kane roll under the ring...and when they all enter...

 

VOILA!

 

Since the wrestlers can't get out of the Chambers...they can't stop kane...

 

So Kane Chokeslams the first two guys (HBK and Jericho)...and then plays tic tat toe with the others...

 

He shatters Nash's Chamber and holds a Mirror up to nash and naturally Nash collaspses...

 

He moves on to Orton and he tells Orton to take a shot at him...Orton goes for a Dicus punch and shatters his Ankle (don't ask) and there's another...

 

HHH is next and Kane points out a seated Chyna in the crowd...HHH's groin explodes.

 

and that leaves GOOOLDBEEERG.

 

Kane steps out of the cage and drives a Limo to the aisle...It does the trick...VOILA!

 

NEW WORLD CHAMPION!

Awesome idea, but just to point out... rolling under the ring wouldn't help much, because the chamber only covers the ring and has a floor the same height of the mat outside the ring. If Kane rolled under, and rolled back out when the Chamber is down, he would be under the floor.

 

I see no reason why he can't just break down the chamber door though. Hell, in the first one, HHH & RVD inadvertedly broke it open within the first 5 min.

well...Yeah but he could make like his brother and pop out through the ring itself...

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Does anyone get the feeling that if we get Kane vs. Goldberg at the next PPV... that Goldbergmight slay the beast in another 6 minute match?

 

Is that a feeling of fear or nausea?

[Guest Choken One]

I doubt that

 

Kane=Loyal Hard working ratings draw...

 

Goldberg=Asshole Money whore sham that can't get buy rates...

 

Vince won't let Goldberg kill his best thing going...

[Guest Trivia247]

Problem with a Double Van Terminator you'd have to prop Kane up somewhere. Van Terminators are coast to coast so you can't expect shane and RVD t be on the same side of the ring hitting Kane on the other side. Also theres the issue of the Chair or Garbage can they use against Kane's face...the typical item to CRUSH into someones skull.

 

so if we eliminate the chair part...what they could do is Tangle up Kane in the middle section of the ropes. then perch on either side of Kane on the turnbuckles and Hit Stereo Van Terminator's hitting both sides of Kane's face.

[Guest Choken One]

It could work...

 

Have Kane laying prone like Vince was at Mania...

 

Shane goes to the post he went to at that show...

 

and RVD goes to the turnbuckle that is attached to the same set of ropes...

 

Which are both COAST TO COAST...

 

It would work.

[Guest NoCalMike]

Would be nice if Shane missed and fucked his up royally, so RVD can have the exclusive finish.

[Guest RollingSambos]

Uh...you're visualizing this all wrong.

 

Think of the ring as a baseball diamond.

 

Shane's at first, Kane's at home, RVD's at third.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Kane has to win, they don't want to waste this opportunity. RVD should skidaddle to TNA if he wants anything resembling a career again. If it is a double van terminator, I'd rather he no-sold it to be honest.

[NoCalMike 0]

Anyone who is fine with Shane beating up Kane on Raw 2 weeks ago, and having Kane merely sit up and smile, should have no problem with RVD getting a 3-count, and then afterwards have Kane blow up in fury.