Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 8, 2003 *listens to the commentary* I think Tazz is on something tonight He has seriously Channeled Ventura it seems these days... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Anyone notice the subtle thing Knoble did with his wardrobe? He Started wearing Hilfiger pants after he got his money...He used to not wear designer pants... Talk about paying CLOSE attention to detail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Good little TV match, and we're back on track. Bashams vs. Gunn/Noble match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Gotta love the crowd going "ZZZZ" when Gunn made the save. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 I wouldn't mind The Bashams if it weren't for the whole S&M thing. Especially with Linda freakin Miles. She looks like a man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Army Eye Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Why is Cole's reaction to EVERYTHING "wait a minute!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted August 8, 2003 That match was at least *** if I was rating. John Cena v. Undertaker. Cena has a weak rhyme, putting “Python” with “Tyson” while accusing Taker of being gay, and then threatening to rape him. Talk about your mixed messages. Taker takes him down to start and knees him out of a facelock, then pounds away in the corner. Slam and legdrop get two. He starts working the arm, but Cena hammers him in the corner. He walks into a clothesline, however. UT goes back to the arm and slowly pounds on it, but Cena stops the ropewalk by punching the knee. He pounds away in the corner with elbows, but Taker returns fire. It’s so weird to hear them talking about “ground and pound” and “strong style” with regards to Cena, and both terms totally in the wrong context. Taker comes back and goes to the arm again, and a pair of flying wristlocks follow. Another try at the ropewalk works, which Cole calls a “foolproof gameplan”. Except of course for two minutes ago, when Cena punched him in the knee to stop it. Taker takes him down with an armlock submission, but releases it and slowly slugs him out of the ring. Back in, Cena gets put on top and Taker slowly follows with a slow superslowplex. This match is very slow. We’re at 10 minutes, most of it Taker working on Cena’s arm. Apparently Taker has reinjured the ribs as a result of superplex, however, and we take a break as he yells in pain. So we return with Cena kicking at the ribs. Taker tries to bail, but Cena brings him back in for two. He stays on the ribs and Taker bails again, but catches Cena on a dive and posts him. Back in, he gets two. Cena catches him with a facelock and knees the ribs again, setting up the Throwback for two. Taker comes back with a boot and an elbow for two, however. Snake Eyes follows, but a boot misses and Cena gets the MAIN EVENT SPINEBUSTER for two. Cena slugs away on the mat, but Taker reverses and slugs back. He gets a sloppy clothesline and sets up for the Poochiebomb, but Cena escapes and the ref is bumped. Taker chokeslams him for the visual pinfall, and A-Train runs in and attacks. Backbreaker and he puts Cena on top, which gets two. Taker tries a tombstone, but Cena reverses to the FU, which finishes at 21:21. Very slow match that was more about setting up an A-Train-UT feud than putting over Cena. And it definitely didn’t need 20 minutes for Taker to hit Cena’s arm for a while and Cena to hit Taker’s ribs for a while. At least he did a semi-clean job to Cena’s finisher this time. ** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Anyone notice the subtle thing Knoble did with his wardrobe? He Started wearing Hilfiger pants after he got his money...He used to not wear designer pants... Talk about paying CLOSE attention to detail Congrats, you get a cookie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Hey Boo was that Scott Keith? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Everyone says Mullets will suck What about Rock Me Baby? Cause that show doesn't seem to have a poorly thought out plot device, ala The Mullets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Why do you annoyingly post SK's rant in the fucking thread every fucking week... If we cared...We go to his rant AFTER the show or now... Last week...Like a assclown you posted the ENTIRE rant before the show ended... You're reaching Rico-Johnson-Eagen levels here boo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 I see the smartass kid! I wonder if he could outrun me carrying a baseball bat? Let's find out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 8, 2003 I hate that kid with a intensity so fierce I can't describe it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 I see the smartass kid! I wonder if he could outrun me carrying a baseball bat? Let's find out... *Puts the 15 year old smart ass kid in a race with Ultimate Warrior in his prime. Say what you will about Warrior, but at least he had the condition to run around like a wildman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Since we were comparing **** I figuring SK's opinion would mean more than my own. And I'm a good little sheep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 8, 2003 I likie that match decision... Why doesn't Kidman Wrestle this week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Hey, there's a keeper for next week. Is Heyman booking again? These SDs have been kicking ass lately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Hey, there's a keeper for next week. Is Heyman booking again? These SDs have been kicking ass lately. Wasn't he still staying on as a consultant? I think he still gives out ideas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 8, 2003 I'm digging Haas's goatee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 I likie that match decision... Why doesn't Kidman Wrestle this week? Hmm--can Kidman win DEAN's love next week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Hey, there's a keeper for next week. Is Heyman booking again? These SDs have been kicking ass lately. Wasn't he still staying on as a consultant? I think he still gives out ideas. Ah but is he...an EXECUTIVE Consultant? ...sorry, (restores mind to 2003 and not 1992) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Kidman is on his Honeymoon.......I wonder why they didn't say who he married??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Hey, there's a keeper for next week. Is Heyman booking again? These SDs have been kicking ass lately. Wasn't he still staying on as a consultant? I think he still gives out ideas. yeah but he must have been locked in the closet during the Gowan Era... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 I likie that match decision... Why doesn't Kidman Wrestle this week? Well they acknowledged the Billy's on his honeymoon, although they don't mention who he married. OK folks good posting with ya'll I'm heading to Mexico for a little vacation time. See ya'll Sunday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Kidman is on his Honeymoon.......I wonder why they didn't say who he married??? Because that would ruin kayfabe. Torrie on-air isn't just a stupid bimbo, she's a stupid bimbo AND a voracious, insatiable cock-gobbler who likes group sex with filthy redneck white trash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Im reading the SK rant and he STOLE my Jamie Got a Gunn idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Plug for Atlanticus by Tazz for that high angle Rack! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert T 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 HAAS OF PAIN, I thought he stopped using that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Nice little match. Great finish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 That Haas of Pain was fucking SICK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites