cmclennan Posted August 14, 2003 Report Posted August 14, 2003 Them: Isn't that all fake? Me: Depends on your definition of "fake". If by "fake", you mean pre-determined, then yes, it is fake. Them: No, I mean Fake fake. Me:... Them: As in, "not real", And they don't actually hit each other. Me: Say, have you ever heard of Shinya Hashimoto? Them: No... Why? Me: You should see some of his stuff. Them: WHen did he wrestle? Me: He's still going. Them: Don't be stupid, I've never EVER seen him on Smackdown OR Raw! Me:...
Guest usmale Posted August 14, 2003 Report Posted August 14, 2003 back when the wcw nwo war was hot, i was in highschool at the time and i overheard a guy tell his friends that not to worry GLACIER was going to save wcw. classic
Guest TheArchiteck Posted August 14, 2003 Report Posted August 14, 2003 Lmao.... Glacier is a fucking gawd.
Mecha Mummy Posted August 14, 2003 Report Posted August 14, 2003 Legit Conversation between me and moron PimpJ50cent on the AOL wrestling chat early this morning. Him: is sting going to be in the wwe Me: Not any time soon, he still has dates to work for NWA-TNA. Him: i saw it on ppv Me: NWA-TNA, you mean? Him: ppv
Guest TheBigCalbowski Posted August 15, 2003 Report Posted August 15, 2003 Me: Coach's commentary really sucks ass My bro: Yeah it really does. My dad: It's all fake. Me: No really. My bro: So are movies My dad: How good could it be? My dad passionately hates wrestling. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At a Smackdown event a couple years back during the Invasion *Lance Storm enters* *My friends and I stand up and cheer* 6 year old? kid: You like Lance Storm? Friend: He's a terrific wrestler. Later that night *Bradshaw clubs Tommy Dreamer on the back* Friend: Owwwwww!!! 6 year old? kid: Is there anyone in WCW you don't like? Later that night *RVD comes out* *My friends and I stand up and cheer* 6 year old? kid: RVD stands for Very Dumb Retard ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last time I went to Raw Mark: Triple H may cheat to win, but other than that he's the man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a message board Mark: *posts pic of Brock Lesnar kissing Kurt Angle* Now tell me that wrestling isn't gay. Me: *explains ribbing and asks him why he went out of his way to find that picture* Mark: Actually, my friend sent me that pic two years ago and I found it on some old web space. Me: That's impossible. Brock Lesnar wasn't even around two years ago. Mark: Ok I just found that pic today. C'mon wrestling is fake and gay.
Guest The Decadent Slacker Posted August 15, 2003 Report Posted August 15, 2003 My brother & I discussing wrestling way back when. I was smarter than he was, thanks to a shitty little cut-and-paste website, & the fact i rule & he's a douche: Me: You seen Austin yet? Him: Who? (keep in mind he's watched since birth & is 28) Me: Steve Austin. Stone Cold... Him: Oh yeah. He sucks. Me: How do you figure? Him: WWF & that other place suck ass. Me: WCW? Him: Whatever it is. ECW is the best. Me: Why? Him: Cause they do it FOR REAL! I calmly leave. I list that as Reason #2443 i hate that fucker. ---------------------------- Watching Bret/Austin from WM13 with an old friend Me: Isn't this cool? Him: DUDE THIS RULES! Can I have it? Me: What? Hell no. Him: OMG HE JUST HIT HIM & HE'S BLEEDING! THIS SHIT AIN'T FAKE! Me: Well, it's called blading. They hide their face &- Him: HE NEVER GAVE UP! AUSTIN IS GOD & THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! BRET RULES TOO! Me: Bret's a bad guy now. Him: Really?...FUCK BRET HART! YOU SUCK! More forthcoming, since these people orbit around me.
LaParkaYourCar Posted August 15, 2003 Report Posted August 15, 2003 Me: Hey I went to an Indy Wrestling Show last night. It was cool Friend: A what? Me: An Independent Wrestling Fed. Friend: Doesn't Vince McMahon own all those? ------------ Now I guess for someone who doesn't watch much wrestling that would be an easy mistake since WWE is the only big time around.
LivingLegendGaryColeman Posted August 15, 2003 Report Posted August 15, 2003 I don't want to sound like a pompous jackass, but I mean, I love wrestling, I love talking wrestling, but if someone just doesn't know what they are talking about, I rather not talk at all. Not too many people know I am a fan, although I know tons (well, at least compared to other people I've talked to in person). One guy I know is pretty much the same as me, we could go on forever. Most others, I just rather not talk to. Actually, I had one tonight in work. Guy: Summerslam is going to be the best event ever! Me: No... it's not! Guy: C'mon! Look at it, it's going to be great! Me: Not when one of the few heavy promoted matches is going to be Shane/Bischoff Guy: What are you talking about? That match is going to be the best! It makes it even better that those two hate each other in real life! I mean, Bischoff took Shane's job! While he tried to justify Shane/Bischoff being the top match on the card, I figured it was best to return to working.
Guest Ray Posted August 15, 2003 Report Posted August 15, 2003 I have some wonderful new quotes for you, The topic was The Rock vs. Brock Lesnar: "the only reason that the match wasn't longer at summerslam last year was because rock was going off to do a movie. now if The Rock had really tried, he would have won (I think) but what do u think?" "I think that if the Rock really tried he could beat Brock, he would have won against Brock." "all i have 2 say is brock lesnar would kick rocks ass wanna know y cuz da rock is busy wit his fuckin movies and will have no time 2 wrestle so he's fed up like we havn't seen him on raw in how long a month and something" "What you guys have to remember is that The Rock had injured Ribs made by Triple H on Raw. If he wouldnt have had those than The Rock would have beaten Brock in my opinion." "Well i really have to give it to the Rock. He really would have won but Brock has the upper strength in Power but Rock has it all." my god.......
LaParkaYourCar Posted August 15, 2003 Report Posted August 15, 2003 Here's a doozy that my sister said. She's not a fan of wrestling at all. She saw me playing a Wrestling VIDEO GAME! Royal Rumble for the old SNES I think. Sister: That looks so fake...look I can see him stomping his foot. Me: Ummm.....it's a video game why would they fake it in a video game? Sister: Oh.....yeah. Atleast she admited her mistake, but the fact that she said that made me laugh.
Mecha Mummy Posted August 15, 2003 Report Posted August 15, 2003 Another gem from the AOL chat room yesterday... "Triple H sucks, he's only the champ because he sucks up to Bischoff."
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