Train can wrestle, talk, and not injure someone

[Guest The Hamburglar]

The RVD-Eddie matches were boring cock. I can't believe RVD managed to have irritating matches with Benoit and Eddie in the space of three months. RVD should only be allowed to wrestle Taker for ever, given that for some bizarre reason they rule the earth together. Actually, RVD's allowed to wrestle Jericho too because for some reason(most likely fear of a prospective Jericho goatee TO THE HEART) RVD decides to sell against Jericho. That Unforgiven 01 match was PHAT and indeed RVD's best match ever. He had trouble jumping to the top and everything. Raar.

 

Is this the thread to point out Taker's random cool brawlingness recently? I know DEAN mentioned it, but it deserves a bit more spotlight. Taker shouldn't be allowed to alternate between good and shit like he does. Remember the really cool heel champion Taker of last year? Did fuck all for ratings but I loved it when he MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHED Popcorn over the dead corpse of Maven. And a kernel of a corn fell and stuck between his giant man-tits. Why can't I get a reeeeeeeee-wind?

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Hamburglar...while I agree that the Backlash match sucked and that the ladder match was way overrated...

 

RVD vs. Eddy at Judgment Day was the BEST RVD match Ever.

[iggymcfly 0]

Well, I missed the Judgment Day match, but the ladder match certainly wasn't overrated. What you forget is that the match was before the days of regular 20 minute television main events. At the time, it was the best TV match in years. Basically, the success of that match is what convinced Vince and Co. to show all the long TV matches we enjoy today.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

I like the match...but at the time there were a ton of snowflakes being thrown out.

 

The first problem was that the first several minutes (before the commercials) were sloppy and all over the place. After that there was some real nice stuff though.

[Guest deadbeater]

Guys! Big dudes are not going to move as fast as Rey Mysterio! So why are you waiting for someone who does to get your cheers.

 

The day 300-500 pounders start winning in Gymmnastics competition, do the 100 meter dash in 9.70, the mile in 3:30, and the marathon in 2:05, the small guys might as well quit. The big dudes don't, yet you act as if they should.

 

Albert's best match was against Kane for the IC title on Raw. Two big guys reversing finishers and other moves, not power out, reversing. Who would have thunk it? Buffybeast would have loved that match.

Edited August 18, 2003 by deadbeater

[buffybeast 0]

Albert's best match was against Kane for the IC title on Raw. Two big guys reversing finishers and other moves, not power out, reversing. Who would have thunk it? Buffybeast would have loved that match.

I did see that match. I have it on my best of Albert tape.

[Guest Anglesault]

I have it on my best of Albert tape.

Short tape.

[Sideburnious 0]

A-train for a big man is very good and does have an impressive move set, its just that he has been getting aload of shit gimmicks e.g A-train. Who would ever want that gimmick? Id rather be call Repo man jr. If he just sheved his back or put on a shirt or something id be perfectly fine with his appearance. His back hair is probably my biggest peeve about him

[Guest hosserific]

he cant wrestle, thats the thing

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

He *can* wrestle. Whether you feel he does it well or not is another issue, but to say he can't wrestle is ridiculous.

 

Nathan Jones can't wrestle.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Yeah, other people do that "can't wrestle" thing MUCH better than Albert.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Alot of people do that "can wrestle" and "are over" thing better than Albert too...

 

Thus rendering this thread useless...and yet...PAGE 5!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

This is a thread?