One And Only Observations About Nothing Thread

[Guest El Satanico]

But then you run the hazard of bumping into someone who was just wanking it in the stall or something

what sort of bathrooms are you visiting...

 

Stay out of those bath houses

[Art Sandusky 0]

It was either that, or drag the integrity of this fascinating thread with mention of feces.

 

I think I went the highbrow route.

[Ripper 0]

Okay, Everday for the past 2 years I see this fat guy riding his bike to work and think, whats the deal with that. Its not working AT ALL.

[Ripper 0]

Why are there braille letters on DRIVE-UP ATMs. REally. WHY!!

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

Why is it everytime somebody counts down the register at work, the first person I get hands me a $100 for a $5 item?

 

Why do people even pay for $5 things with a $100?

 

Why is it when I check said $100, the person always responds "I just printed that an hour ago" or something like that?

[King Kamala 0]

I had a dream last night that I bought a soda that cost $1000 and all the soda was a Cherry Coke knock off. I wonder if that's a sign of anything to come.

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is banned there?

 

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

 

If animals are not meant to be eaten, why are they made of meat?

 

If 7-11 is open 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the door?

 

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the frying pan?

 

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

 

When using your computer why does it never say 'Good command' or 'Excellent file name'?

 

In countries where they don't eat chicken, what do they say food tastes like?

 

How many haemorrhoids does it take to make a tube of haemorrhoid cream?

 

Do firemen smoke before sex?

 

What temperature is room temperature? - Every room is at room temperature!

 

Is there a do-it-yourself manual for midwives who get pregnant?

 

Why is there never a film about a plane that gets there safely?

 

Would anyone need an index in a dictionary?

 

Why do pubs ask for driving licences for ID when you can't drink and drive?

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

Why are sequels to movies always so bad?

 

Why do good guys always shoot better than bad guys?

 

What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares?

 

Where are the toilets on the U.S.S. Enterprise?

 

If Superman is so clever, why does he wear his underwear on the outside?

 

How many Babies does it take to make a tub of Baby Oil?

 

Do people who brush their teeth with baking soda cook with toothpaste?

 

Why is Phonetic not spelt the way it sounds?

 

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

 

And why is 'Big' such a small word?

 

If Madness takes it's toll, do you need exact change?

 

Wouldn't it be easier to get a solution, then find a problem?

 

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to as well?