Jeff hardy

[Guest]

(Although I am kinda curious if he's still wearing that Vader-esque face thong. Gay or straight, that thing was just ugly.)

 

STILL???? I never saw him where anything like that even once.

[Guest Some Guy]

At the risk of prolonging this even further, Jeff has been wearing what looks like a thong on his face for the last few shows.

[Guest]

Televised shows? I didnt even notice that. Just to the ring or during matches? Damn I got to start paying better attention!

[Guest notJames]

(Although I am kinda curious if he's still wearing that Vader-esque face thong. Gay or straight, that thing was just ugly.)

 

STILL???? I never saw him where anything like that even once.

Yeah. He wore it at least once or twice, but just on the entrances. Maybe on a PPV, but definitely on a RAW, because my wife watches with me sometimes and when she saw it the first time she said he looked like a skinny Vader with that thing on his head.

 

And although she's not as big a fan today as I am of wrestling, she she knows who Vader is. And she remembers stuff like Ron Bass gouging Brother Bruti with his spurs and Shawn Michaels superkicking Jannetty through the Barbershop window. That's why I luv her

 

(Of course, she liked Steve Blackman too, but oh well...)

[Guest Human Fly]

Everyone knows the Hardys need something new, but wearing women's clothes and panties on your head isn't the answer. If it keeps up like this then Jeff Hardy is going to end up like Goldust with Luna. He got so freaky whenever he was on it was kind of like ".................um............."

[Guest BA_Baracus]

Well...

 

I'd say the fact that Jeff wears one of Lita's thongs on his face down to the ring is actually a point *against* him being gay.

 

Wouldn't you?

[Guest Some Guy]

If it was unwashed yes.

[Guest Anglesault]

Well...

 

I'd say the fact that Jeff wears one of Lita's thongs on his face down to the ring is actually a point *against* him being gay.

 

Wouldn't you?

...No.

 

::Nu Salt clocks BA with HIS European title and steals Molly::

[Guest notJames]

NICE~!

 

[Guest BA_Baracus]

Well at least he isn't wearing Pat Patterson's underwear on his head.

 

Hey!

 

Gimme' back Molly!

[Guest Anglesault]

Who knows. Maybe it's Pat's thongs.

 

And you'll never get Molly back!

 

::Nu Salt Runs with Molly into a waiting car and speeds off, leaving BA in the ring.::

[Guest Human Fly]

Ugggh! Don't even bring up Patterson's underwear. Didn't JR call him "Poopstain" Patterson? That was your classic example of too much info.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Nu Salt arrives back in the arena. Molly is NOT with him::

 

Maybe Jeff gets off on that?

[Guest BA_Baracus]

Ah yes...poopstain Patterson.

 

Can you believe that guy is one of the top powers backstage?  Now that's a stand-up guy who willing to humilate himself like that.

 

I'm not worried.  Molly will escape!

 

I'm not like Spike or Hurricane...I'm her true love and mentor!

[Guest Anglesault]

Who said she's being held against her will?

[Guest BA_Baracus]

[bA notices Molly walking in the front door.]

 

See?

 

Turned your back on her for a moment and she came running back to BA...

[Guest Anglesault]

Hey, she's with me until the next show when we findout if she turns heel!

 

::Salt Shakers BA and leaves with Molly.::

[Guest Risk]

I bet the Brawler absolutely HATES Patterson not wiping his ass more.

[Guest Human Fly]

Poor Brawler. He's a jobber in all aspects of life.

[Guest Some Guy]

"Poor Brawler. He's a jobber in all aspects of life."

 

LMAO, just thought you'd like to know I found that funny.

[Guest]

Lita wears pants.

 

OBVIOUSLY this means she's a lesbian, right? Because cross dressing is a sign of sexual deviancy, and pants are for BOYS.

 

(end sarcasm)

[Guest Some Guy]

Lita wears pants.

 

OBVIOUSLY this means she's a lesbian, right? Because cross dressing is a sign of sexual deviancy, and pants are for BOYS.

 

(end sarcasm)

 

No because women wearing pants has become a social norm in our society. Men wearing jock straps on their faces and women's clothing has not.  Before you think of it, I'll beat you to the puch about Raven wearing a skirt, no that doesn't make him gay, just wierd.

[Guest Anglesault]

I think Someguy's post needs and exclamation point.

 

::Nu Salt WALLOPS Hollow with HIS European title::

[Guest Human Fly]

Hollow makes his debut wielding bitterness and contempt as his weapons.

[Guest]

I have to admit, I thought Jeff Hardy looked like a blueberry what with the blue skin/clothing and the green hair all up in pigtails and such...

I was pretty disappointed as I was about to fall asleep at the prospect of a Hardyz vs. Bossman/Perfect match that I turned the TV to a hispanic channel (I'm Cuban so I understand what they're saying) to watch a band play with 5 extremely atractive dancers in miniskirts dancing around for no apparent reason other than get my attention. Needless to say it worked, but I was also fairly disappointed when I switched back to TNN and Brock Lesnar had killed everybody. Thank God for "Moments Ago"...

[Guest nl5xsk1]

Lita and Jeff Hardy just dress like ravers (as in people who frequent raves), which is a rather androgynous look.  Most likely he's into that scene when he's away from the ring, and thus feels more comfortable like that (and digs the look) so he carries it over into his ring image.  And even though bi-sexuality is kind of prevalent in that sub-culture, it's not necessarily the norm.  I have a lot of friends who are into that whole scene, and some of them have really girlfriends.

[Guest swan]

He was dressed in Lita's clothes for Christ's sake, cross dressing is usually an indication of some sort of sexual devience.  If he is gay, which seems likely, that's fine but there is a reason that people read into stereotypes, it's because most are at least loosly based in truth.

Oh I thought it was Lita. My bad.

[Guest]

No because women wearing pants has become a social norm in our society.

Obviously that just means that most of the women in society are sexual deviants.

 

(Don't we all wish)

 

Anyhow, I've been lurking for a while, and have stopped doing so to fill the board with my cheery perspective, I'm a bitter person, this I'll admit, plus the fact that I tend to post late at night, just before I start hallucinating that Stuyvesant is sending Y-Rays into my brain... I'll get you Stuyvesant...

 

I agree with the person a couple of posts up, yeah, it's pretty much a raver image/gimmick that they have. Glowsticks will probably be next, as will posts proclaiming them to be "the height of gayness" or something.

[Guest Ripper]

And HHH wears small tight under wear to the mall. Ray Traylor wears a cop uniform to the grovery store.  Edge wheres a pleather coat and cheap shades to church!!!  Stephanie wears tight revealing outfits to writers mettings and sqeals alot and Vince McMahon walks up to people and shouts you're fired and Kane is really burned on his body and Undertaker was really dead for a lot of years and....well you get the point.  The Hardys are playing characters that are meant to be ravers.   The wear outlandish outfits, and do crazy, daredevil things in the ring because that is the CHARACTER that they play.  Not only did what Jeff Hardy wear to the ring not make his character seem gay(wear do you people live that you have never seen people dress different?) But it certainly doesn't have any validity on what he is like in real life.  Do you REALLY think that he came into the arena wearing that outfit.  It was for show.  When it comes down to it, Jeff Hardy is young, in shape, famous, and making 6 figures....meaning he could be screwing basically any woman that you have a little crush on now.

 

And for christ sake, how in the name of god are you all calling that MASK that he has been wearing to the ring a thong.  Unless you know alot of 4 legged people, there are a few to many holes in it...morons.

[Guest Anglesault]

 Not only did what Jeff Hardy wear to the ring not make his character seem gay(wear do you people live that you have never seen people dress different?)

No, women's clothing and pigtails never makes anyone look gay...