One and Only Where is Sub_Animal Thread

[Guest The TRUE Fonzie]

Consider dat you been warned, yeh poindextrous faggot.

Fonzie would never say that.

Why you say dat I wuhn nebbah say dat? Youze slow uh sumpin'?

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'Poindextrous'?

[Guest The TRUE Fonzie]

Dat you, some square, would got da nerve outta heck ta call Fonzie "poindextrous" is lappable. I ain't eben gon' respond ta such nonsensitivity.

 

And by da way Fonz Fans, I jus' taught you might all be in'rested to know dat via usin' my knowledge o' dis compotorer here, I man'ged to eyeball dat dat pose-ee-uh "Henry Winklah" was here. But I guess he chickened out, huh gang? Bock-bock-BACAAAWWW!

 

Dat's what Fonzie would say if he wud like a fahm aminal chicken. Jus' I bet I would say "Heeeyyy!" a real lot more and be a real ladies' chicken. Imagine dat...a chicken who gets all da chicks! Not like dat chicken Henry Winklah, who just gets beated up a lot by da girl chickens fuh not bein' as smooth as Fonzie!

 

Heeeeeyyyy!

[Guest The TRUE Fonzie]

Hold da phone, Fonzie Fans! It seems dat coward Henry did reply ta me, but he such a wimp dat he put his big thing o' wuhds before mine, 'cuz he was hopin' he could think like he was a big man and get da last word in on 'count uh me not seein' 'em. Da's a dehty trick, you scumbag.

 

Fonzie is a real civil gen'leman, so's I responds to him as so:

 

What the...

 

I am Henry Winkler. I made Fonzie. I was responsible for everything he did.

Whadda liah. His wantin' to be me has turned him agginst me, dee object o' his affection and ehdolizin'.

 

Apart from jumping the shark. That was Ron Howards idea. Cunt.

I did dat 'cuz I was brave and smart enough to comed up with it.

 

Anyway, youre prancing around here pretending to be Fonzie? Thats illegal, biatch!

Fonzie don't prance. He struts and hits on broads.

 

If you don't stop it, I will be forced to take drastic action against you and all the other Fonzies.

If dere's any other Fonzies here, I'll take drasdic akshen myself, cour'sy of a drag on the gravel from my mo-mo, as I got a chain sittin' pretty aroun' dehr noodle-necks. But you go do dat too. You kill each uddah and the duh winnah ge's killed by me...cour'sy of a drag on the gravel from my mo-mo, as I got a chain sittin' pretty aroun' dehr noodle-necks.

 

And I don't talk like that...

You talk like my Henry Winklah charactah, da's what you talk like. 'Cept you a idiot, a insin'ifcant so's youze got it all wrong. But if all my charactahs was so easily impersonatable, I wuhn't be a big Hollywood stah like I am a bigtime stah.

 

Heeeyyy[i/]

[Guest JudasSault]

fonzie, do you want to join the ministry of gimmicks?

[Guest Billy Stark]

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

I'd be cool with dat.

[Slayer 0]

What is this? Revenge of the Gimmick posters?

[Guest JudasSault]

huss

[Guest The Old Me]

Yosh?

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Are you registered at UGS yet?  Do it man!!!

I'm going to assume The New Me's affection for me was genuine, which is kind of funny since I would've probably had him pegged as one of the five worst posters on the board.

 

I do kind of wish he'd held off on getting banned, since I was considering leading him on and getting all chummy with him right before turning his world on its ear with one of those posts where you get on him for ruining his marriage. After a shocker of that magnitude, I doubt our dear pal Mr. New Me would've been able to scrape together enough of his bearings to punch out that ellipsis of his.

 

I suppose that maybe I shouldn't have said this, since if he comes back it would still be a neat thing to do.

 

 

Why? So you can ban him>

Why? So you can ban him>Why? So you can ban him?

 

 

EDIT: I bet you didn't get it. I won't explain it, though, since it's bad enough as it is.

 

 

EDIT: I can’t believe you didn't get it.

 

 

And B-X' date=' we don't ban people without a reason...[/quote']

Yeah, he says that, but you never know ... there was always the chance this whole deal was just a charade to lure me in and then ban me, had my hunch about The New Me's motivations made asses of us all, and you especially.

 

Then the next time I zap on the haircut one of you probably has, I run the risk of getting hit back with something like, "Yea but at least I can Post at UGS since Im not lame enough to get Tricked off," and then I would gotta say something to show just how little I care about this dumb Internet bullshit. But in reality, I am thanking my lucky stars that that wasn't in reality, because if it was, you would see the sting from your comment had most definitely put me ill at ease—knocked back into an ever-deepening distress, I discover that language has become alien and communication ... elliptical ...

 

 

Why would I invite him to join the board just so I could ban him?  Somebody didn't put their "logic hat" on today.

Yeah, I never actually joined the board. I don't recall even entertaining the thought, but my thoughts entertain me because I'm a thinking man's entertainer.

 

 

I am just personally curious as to why I am a poor excuse for a friend who is no longer a friend indeed.

Almost completely lifted from what I used to have in my signature. What a stealer. Sorry to poop the party, but my signature isn't like some place of business, where you're allowed to steal as long as you bust in with a potty mouth pointing handguns or you think the management is always fucking on your case man they need to chill the fuck out is what they need to do yeah like they're so goddamn fucking smart what a bunch of fucking pricks c'mon stapler you're coming home with me tonight

 

 

EDIT: oh hey there assistant store manager oh that um I must have just almost took it on accident or something.

 

 

Maybe you stole his woman.

I hear that isn't all he steals.

 

 

She was 6'2 and 265 lbs' date=' with a bad weave.[/quote']

Alright.

 

HOW COULD I RESIST??????

I don't know if you mean the actual joke or the woman. If it's the first one, that would mean you stole it from either a movie or "The Simpsons." I'm gonna say movie, since I don't think I know enough about "The Simpsons" to be confident that's where it's from, and thus have my expertise of the program listed as a strength in the second part of the draft summary. In fact, I would go so far as to say that area could be considered a weakness, making me very susceptible to attacks from crandamaniac.

 

The latter would mean you probably figured the capitalization and multiple question marks that characterize that there second line there would be sidesplitting enough to make the whole thing really worth it. Alas, adding a coat of overexcitement where there is no wall leaves you with but empty stylization and, by way of my lack of interest in waking up before noon, pointless analysis.

 

 

Subliminal Animal is easily my favorite poster on the boards. Although The Upright Man is really close. They should fight.

Sorry, I can't—it'd be like fighting one of my own brothers. Though, to be fair, that doesn't really say much, since I still hit my baby sister every other time I see her.

 

As for my favorite poster, it has to be the fuzzy one with the skull—it's got these two snakes coming right up out the eye sockets and wrapping around the top, and plus it even glows at you when you put it in with some blacklight.

 

That sweet stuff you said about being real sweet on me was real sweet of you to say, but I'm afraid while Upright Man is only your number two, he's my number one. I guess we're too different to ever really get along, which is probably why the only private message exchanged between us was about something great you said to Mik at Cornell instead of something about how we should set this board ablaze with our friendship.

 

Speaking of Doctor Mik, I'd like to say that big nerd was my least favorite poster, even less my favorite than the Chester Cheetah one that's actually a bookcover they had out to take when I was in high school and that I still own for some reason, but such a thing wouldn't be true. In fact, he was probably near the top, since there was this one time he made a cute quip about taking a wine-tasting class at snob school I enjoyed, which is more than I can say about the garbage I get from lowlifes like Zack Malibu, or AndrewTS.

 

 

EDIT: I just saw my sister, but all she managed to see was an open palm smacking flush against the bridge of her nose, followed by series of stars. And after concluding her little Galileo adventure, I got to see her starting to cry and locking herself in her room, not to mention that I am a terrible brother and also a real man for being able to take out a little girl with just one shot like that.

 

 

Ok guys I'm really gonna do it.

 

*commits suicide*

 

*is dead*

Ho ho this guy is so random and weird that's why we all love him I'm just glad he doesn't have a picture of me because he maybe might edit it so I look like Santa Claus what with that laugh of mine!

 

 

Hey I made a thread 4 weeks ago where I urged you all to off yourselves for my amusement.  You pussies are still here though.

Just about anyone could make this joke. I'm not gonna, since I'm not just about anyone—I'm just about better than everyone.

 

 

 

I'm only halfway through all the posts put up in my absence from this thread, but after that last one, TRUE Fonzie and Henry Winkler came and kind of derailed everything with intelligent debate. Whatever got those two banned, I bet it was bunk.

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Happy (belated) Birthday(s)!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Maybe you stole his woman.

I hear that isn't all he steals.

wtf dude. I never posted in this thread.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Meh.

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

I don't know if you mean the actual joke or the woman. If it's the first one, that would mean you stole it from either a movie or "The Simpsons." I'm gonna say movie, since I don't think I know enough about "The Simpsons" to be confident that's where it's from, and thus have my expertise of the program listed as a strength in the second part of the draft summary. In fact, I would go so far as to say that area could be considered a weakness, making me very susceptible to attacks from crandamaniac.

 

 

Well, I wouldn't attack you, but I would correct you. But I wouldn't do it in the "Puro bash anybody who gets something wrong" way. And while I do know a lot about the Simpsons, I still believe there are a few posters here who know a lot more then I do.