Lita's Book and Her Return...

[Guest Retro Rob]

She looks like a transexual in that picture

Doesn't she always?

 

 

Why exactly does Lita have a book anyway?

[the pinjockey 0]

:marks out like a little bitch for Shawshank reference:

 

How did her DVD sell? If it sold decent I can understand the book, if not then it should never have been made. Simple as that.

[Guest God Junior]

I wonder if Lita will talk about all the people she had sex with while she worked the circuit in the Carolinas. I've heard from very reliable sources that she participated in three ways and lesbian sex.

I want names and phone numbers.

[buffybeast 0]

LOL, I haven't spoken to these people in three years. They are all indy wrestlers and promoters who worked with her in North Carolina.

[Guest Coffey]

I wonder if Lita will talk about all the people she had sex with while she worked the circuit in the Carolinas. I've heard from very reliable sources that she participated in three ways and lesbian sex.

Who gives a shit? No one should want to read about that.

[Guest graph9]

Oh Lord..what in the hell is her ugly ass going to talk about that deserves to be printed on paper...

 

This how it should really be one paragraph...

 

Hi, My name is Amy: I was a child, i grew up. Wanted to become a wrestler. Got a nasty ass tat on my arm, i trained for about a hr in Mexico. I was a slut in the Indy Leagues. I played a nasty trailer trash girl in ECW. I came to the WWE, i sucked there. I broke my neck, i screw Matt Hardy, who calls me buddy....The End...

 

(i heard those stories to how she was a complete slut in the NC Indy's)...

[Guest nikowwf]

I have no reason to doubt you, but its bogus to say "LITA HAD ALL THIS WILD SEX from my references who i won't mention and none of you know and i can't possibly prove."

 

niko

[Guest graph9]

True you have a point..but i notice when certain people are called sluts, others want the exact source of where it came from so they can see for themselves that it's true...

 

But i bet if someone replaced Lita's name with Terri's or HHH's...no one would have questioned where it came from..and would have took it as truth...

[Vyce 0]

*A group of inmates are in the library sorting out books.*

 

Heywood: "Lita: The Less Travelled ROAD" by Amy Dumb-Ass.

 

Andy: What?

 

Heywood: It says right here *points to book* Dumb-ass.

 

Andy: Lemme see that.

 

*Heywood hands Andy the book*

 

Andy: That's "Dumas", do you know what this book is about?

 

*Heywood shrugs*

 

Andy: It's about how to succeed in Wrestling by only knowing 3 moves, and frequently botching 2 of them.

 

Red: Why, we aught to put that by Hulk Hogans.

CLASSIC.

[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

Seeing as her book is coming out no doubt she will be returning to shill it.

 

Seeing as she was 'fired' from RAW it would make sense for her to turn up on SmackDown! in some sort of return against Matt Hardy.

 

Providing Matt Hardy hasn;t turned face by then, he can always say her book is nothing compared to his and she has no Mattitude etc. etc. and build on their past.

 

Err...don't have much more of an idea than that but I am sure there is something there.

Edited August 29, 2003 by webmasterofwrestlegame

[Guest Ram]

I wonder if Lita lisps when she types too.

 

For some reason I always thought "O" wasn't included in acronyms, but I guess I wasn't feeling it.

 

TROAD, lol.

No, you're right. Acronyms only contain the important words, and not regular wording like 'and', 'or', 'of', 'the', amongst others.

[Guest JMA]

Anyone else think "Lita" is a dumb name? Especially since Essa Rios isn't even there anymore. I prefer her real name.

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

"I beat that bloody police mon over the heed with a dingo so boddly he was blading out of de ee-yas!"

 

Nathans Jones mentality, lol - Raven1919

 

Simple and to the point. Good.

 

*A group of inmates are in the library sorting out books.*

 

Heywood: "Lita: The Less Travelled ROAD" by Amy Dumb-Ass.

 

Andy: What?

 

Heywood: It says right here *points to book* Dumb-ass.

 

Andy: Lemme see that.

 

*Heywood hands Andy the book*

 

Andy: That's "Dumas", do you know what this book is about?

 

*Heywood shrugs*

 

Andy: It's about how to succeed in Wrestling by only knowing 3 moves, and frequently botching 2 of them.

 

Red: Why, we aught to put that by Hulk Hogans. - RavishingRickRudo

 

An overbooked mess. Apply for a writer or booker position at the WWE.

The Dumb-ass thing still makes me laugh.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I wonder if Lita will talk about all the people she had sex with while she worked the circuit in the Carolinas. I've heard from very reliable sources that she participated in three ways and lesbian sex. 

 

Who gives a shit?

 

::raises hand::

 

*To borrow a page out of Nevermortal's book*

 

Unless one of her book's chapters contains her having had hot, steamy, sweaty sex with Trish in the women's locker room one night, I ain't buying it.

[CanadianChick 0]

Rico, buy a porno. Even if there is a chapter about that (come on people, you just know Trish has better taste than that though), save your money.

[Guest Lilly]

I have no interest in this book. Didn't the Hardy's book just come out and a lot of the stories there talk about experiences with Lita, so she's just going to repeat so many of the stories they wrote. Very lame money grab

 

And yes it will sell. Why? Because I think you guys have forgotten. Lita has some of the most whacked out insane fanatical fans in wrestling history. They will buy any junk with her name on it, hell they'll buy the paperback just because it has one "bonus" photo.

 

I always considered Lita of a somewhat of a dissapointment, she had all the advantages to really be amazing, the unique look, the connection with the fans. But she got lazy and stayed contempt with her 3 moves that gets a pop

[Guest MikeSC]

LOL, I haven't spoken to these people in three years. They are all indy wrestlers and promoters who worked with her in North Carolina.

Well, it might generate a pop or two for her when she gets back.

 

Her act was getting a bit stale.

-=Mike

[Guest Choken One]

I always considered Lita of a somewhat of a dissapointment, she had all the advantages to really be amazing, the unique look, the connection with the fans. But she got lazy and stayed contempt with her 3 moves that gets a pop

Worked for Hogan

[Guest Coffey]

Oh c'mon!

• 3 Punches

Big Boot

Running Leg Drop

I'm sure that's what you were talking about, however, what about:

• Eye Gouge

Back Rack

Atomic Drop

Hogan weak clothesline of doom

Double Elbow Drop followed by head stomp

9 Punch & bite in the corner

Ab Stretch

[Guest MikeSC]

I have no interest in this book. Didn't the Hardy's book just come out and a lot of the stories there talk about experiences with Lita, so she's just going to repeat so many of the stories they wrote. Very lame money grab

 

And yes it will sell. Why? Because I think you guys have forgotten. Lita has some of the most whacked out insane fanatical fans in wrestling history. They will buy any junk with her name on it, hell they'll buy the paperback just because it has one "bonus" photo.

 

I always considered Lita of a somewhat of a dissapointment, she had all the advantages to really be amazing, the unique look, the connection with the fans. But she got lazy and stayed contempt with her 3 moves that gets a pop

So, Gail Kim is Lita, just a little too late?

-=Mike

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

At least Gail Kim doesnt do shitty moonsaults.

 

She does shitty everythings. LoL

 

Litas Promos = God Awful

Gail Kims Promos = ARGH! MY EARS!!

 

Lita = Gal Kim in a oriental body suit.

[Red Baron 0]

unless the book contains nude photo shoots of lita, its not even worth it

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

If it has nude photos of Lita, im burning it.

 

If it has nudesa of Steph or Trish i'll keep it though. Hehehe...

[Guest Lilly]

Gail kim vs. Lita Hmm

 

One thing Lita has is that she's got a natural charisma to be over, she can fluck up a lot but the fans forgive her for it. Big lucky advantage on her part.

 

On Gail's side she's still new and being in the WWE for 3 months is a whole differnt story of being in the WWE for 3 years. With a good work effort and the right trainers we might make a wrestler out of her yet. I thought you guy were hard on the Gail vs. Trish match this monday, I thought they played out decent mat wrestling and psychology (gail hooking the headlock and Trish working on escaping ) . I thought it was gails best match since arriving because it wasn't just meaningless armdrags -hurricaranas in there but some actual planning.

[Guest Korgath]

I've never understood the Lita-love.

 

But Lilly is ABSOLUTELY right about many (if not all) Lita fans - they're crazy about their "goddess". RajahWWF.com's women's section proves that most of its fans (a hefty number) still think Lita the most over female after Trish. WTF?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I always did want to see a Lita / Victoria match, with Victoria going over of course.

[Guest graph9]

I've never understood the Lita-love.

 

But Lilly is ABSOLUTELY right about many (if not all) Lita fans - they're crazy about their "goddess". RajahWWF.com's women's section proves that most of its fans (a hefty number) still think Lita the most over female after Trish. WTF?

I know..WTF..alot of her fans are irritating, everything turns into a Lita is move over than Trish thing. Lita Vs Trish. I think it gets their little undies in a bunch that Trish has been the number 1 Diva since Lita Left, as has basically surpassed her in wrestling skill and everything else...i also think Trish works a match way better than Lita ever did...

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

Wait a minute...Lita has wrestling skills?!

[Guest graph9]

Wait a minute...Lita has wrestling skills?!

My bad....i know, what skill...haa

 

Yep..you know it's a damn shame, when a former fitness model..who never intended to be a wrestler..looks 100 times better than you in the ring...

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

Trish has always been better.

 

Anyone remember the *** miracle of Steph/Trish from NWO 01? This was before Trish trained to be a full time wrestler too.