Sable has a direct-to-video film coming out soon.

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http://www.mtivideo.com/mti/slaves_of_the_realm.htm

 

Yes, this is the big acting career that she was working on while away from the WWE for so long.

 

It's sad, MTI Home Video is a great direct-to-video company, but every quarter year they put out a Lorenzo Lamas, Kari Wuhrer, etc. type film. For the last part of 2003, I guess Sable is their savior.

 

Before you say it, that's a mistake done by a dumbass in their office. Sable was in Corky Romano. Why he's listed as an appearing actor I have no fucking clue.

 

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OMG OMG OMG I NEED TO SEE THAT!!!11!1!!

[the pinjockey 0]

This looks more like an attempt to be classy porno than it does a real movie.

 

And let me tell you Sable is no Misty Mundae and this is no Playmate of the Apes.

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OMG OMG OMG I NEED TO SEE THAT!!!11!1!!

Sadly, this is how select audiences react to the sight of Lorenzo Lamas or Sable on the front of a DVD case. I try to avoid making fun of Ice-T, Eric Roberts, or Michael Madsen, because their films are actually good fun for the most part, but the reason behind payng big bucks for the above to star in your DTV film is that it'll make money. There are idiots who see a movie, say, "Well, Lord of the Rings or this," and see that Sable is in it, thus making it a renter.

 

I know MTI's publicist because I review all their films at FlicksXXXPosed.com, so I should have this film by the end/middle of September. I can't fucking wait to tear it a new asshole.

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This looks more like an attempt to be classy porno than it does a real movie.

 

And let me tell you Sable is no Misty Mundae and this is no Playmate of the Apes.

If I could hook my digital camera up to my laptop, I'd take a shot of myself with a sealed Playmate of the Apes DVD and poster. I got that, along with like ten of the Seduction Cinema releases, sent to me a few months ago and have no motivation to watch them.

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WAIT WAIT WAIT

 

You have a copy of Playmate of the Apes.....the greatest movie of all time......and you have no desire to watch it?

 

You ought to have your movie watching privlages taken away indefinitely.

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Does this mean we're going to have to put up with Cole and Tazz shilling this movie on SD?

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so is she going to appear naked?

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You know you're working with a great company when they can't even spell 'innocence' correctly on the packaging.

 

EDIT: innocense

 

n : white and lavender to pale-blue flowers grow in perfect rings of widely spaced bands around the stems forming a kind of pagoda; California

 

Well, unless that's what they meant

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That would be great. Rena Mero's quest for revenge against the cads who stole and enslaved all of her flowers. I am there.

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WAIT WAIT WAIT

 

You have a copy of Playmate of the Apes.....the greatest movie of all time......and you have no desire to watch it?

 

You ought to have your movie watching privlages taken away indefinitely.

 

lol. I have so many films on my shelf that I've yet to watch. I have a bunch of other Seduction releases too.

 

Does this mean we're going to have to put up with Cole and Tazz shilling this movie on SD? 

 

Definitely not. I remember Ice-T going on Conan the day before a DTV film he made called Air Rage came on video. I was thinking, "Weird, is he actually going to shill for the film?" Well, Ice-T was there for L&O: SVU, and never made mention of it. All actors, minus those who never make it into Hollywood films, want to avoid their DTV films like the plague.

 

so is she going to appear naked?

 

Not likely. Sable got a shitload of money to go nude in Playboy, so imagine what she'd want for it to be in film.

 

You know you're working with a great company when they can't even spell 'innocence' correctly on the packaging.

 

I'm sure the error will be corrected for the package. I don't know the guy who does their website, but I'm sure he's an idiot, as he's made stupid mistakes in the past.

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The box cover art looks like what Jenna's later Vivid Video box covers looked like.

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WAIT WAIT WAIT

 

You have a copy of Playmate of the Apes.....the greatest movie of all time......and you have no desire to watch it?

 

You ought to have your movie watching privlages taken away indefinitely.

 

lol. I have so many films on my shelf that I've yet to watch. I have a bunch of other Seduction releases too.

You have to watch it ASAP. The opening spaceship set is made out of PVC pipe and what appears to be a spaghetti strainer.

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The box cover art looks like what Jenna's later Vivid Video box covers looked like.

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haha, look at her goofy ass mug

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Oh look.....Jenna......awwwwwww.