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I went to Wal- mart today and boy oh boy were there some freaky people there...

 

 

1> The Lil ole lady in the wheel chair with the air tank and the arm covered in liver spots (I think thats what there called)

 

2> The Cashier who was a female, but had a buzz cut, dyed blond and was dressed in "boys" clothes

 

3> The 7 year old kid who had a deformed head... crooked eyed, misshapen skull... I thought of Sloth right away...

 

4> A family of 6 all wearing dirty clothes, and snarled mangly hair, 2 of them spoke with a heavy slurred style, the other 4 had southern accents... The kicker was when the 11 year old son said: "Mom, you don't have to buy me any pencils...I'll just take the other kids"

 

I came home and took a flea bath...

 

Any Horror stories to share? Wal-marts, State fairs whatever....

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Guest Choken One
I went to Wal- mart today and boy oh boy were there some freaky people there...

 

 

1> The Lil ole lady in the wheel chair with the air tank and the arm covered in liver spots (I think thats what there called)

You insenstitive bastard...that isn't a freak.

 

 

It's an old woman whose dying...

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Guest The Real Nosferatu

::takes a long shower::

 

I see tons of these types of people all the time. (I work in a Publix Supermarket) Once this woman came in and she had tits the size of...well...um...lets just say they looked like an extra large basketball each. Me and all the other people working couldn't stop laughing after we saw it, it was hilarious.

 

Of course we get the hunchbacked people too.

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Guest The Real Nosferatu
I went to Wal- mart today and boy oh boy were there some freaky people there...

 

 

1> The Lil ole lady in the wheel chair with the air tank and the arm covered in liver spots (I think thats what there called)

You insenstitive bastard...that isn't a freak.

 

 

It's an old woman whose dying...

+1

 

Making fun of old people rules, especially ones that have disabilities. LOL

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Guest Boo_Bradley
I went to Wal- mart today and boy oh boy were there some freaky people there...

 

 

1> The Lil ole lady in the wheel chair with the air tank and the arm covered in liver spots (I think thats what there called)

You insenstitive bastard...that isn't a freak.

 

 

It's an old woman whose dying...

There's a reason this is in NHB...

 

Didn't you freak out on me in the Big T thread as well???

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Guest The Real Nosferatu

What Big T Thread? ::interested in some good thread reading lol::

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Guest Boo_Bradley

I like offending people :)

 

*stops self before making ban worthy comment*

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Answer this, please. Why is it no matter WHERE you are in the nation, a Wal-Mart will have people with Confederate paraphernalia and southern accents running the place? Illinois and Wisconsin both have this phenomenon, and for all I know, the same in Massachusetts, Washington State, Nova Scotia, et cetera. Do they have a Redneck Factory down in Bentonville, Arkansas, and the deploy hicks to each Wal-Mart location?

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Guest Boo_Bradley

There's a little Prince Paul in all of us...

 

plus I find it fascinating how much more fucked up my mind is compared to others...

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Guest Boo_Bradley

I thank you good sir... Now I'm going to have sex with the hot blond in my bed...

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Guest The Old Me

No, the NHB rule is to make sure every thread sucks, or something. Well, that and calling for someone's banning like, twice a day at least. Carry on.

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To answer the point of this thread.

 

I think Wal-Mart makes a good chunk of its money via customers that come in because they want to get a product cheap PLUS the opportunity to get a boost of confidence by seeing people truly in need of a(n) batch/dentures/deodorant/education/birth control/job/car that passes emissions inspections/etc.

 

My favorite "Wal-Martian" is the 500lb nimrod that always hangs out in the in-store eatery, annoying customers, harassing employees and scaring children.

 

Is making fun of these people mean? Sure. But that's why God gave us the under-class...

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Why is it no matter WHERE you are in the nation, a Wal-Mart will have people with Confederate paraphernalia and southern accents running the place
I think they prefer to be called Hillbillys.

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