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Guest Boo_Bradley
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I'm srunk aqnd barly coherenbt, and horny,.....I am now Wal-mart's target market, *eats banana*

Guest Boo_Bradley
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Correction, Im drunk and barely coherent, thus making up a good chunk of Wal mart's target audience...

 

 

25 beers and counting...

Guest Boo_Bradley
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Doesn't it turn you on.... ???????

 

PREPS FOR Backlash

 

 

Sobering up a wee bit

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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The Green Cockstrider of Netheril is a rare creature indeed. Borne of sexual misadventures between the lower caste of gods, the cock was regarded as an infidel, and removed due to the lower gods' pursuit of ascention.

 

The removed godprick was flung into the Void, and left to its own devices. The regenerative qualities of the gods is also in their detatched genitalia, however, so the diseased ungodcocks continue to live. Older ones have evolved small, but sturdy, legs which they use to prance in place.

 

They are to be respectfully admired. If you do so, a small smile will gradually creep across your face.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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It's because of the Nasum. Get their shit.

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Answer this, please. Why is it no matter WHERE you are in the nation, a Wal-Mart will have people with Confederate paraphernalia and southern accents running the place? Illinois and Wisconsin both have this phenomenon, and for all I know, the same in Massachusetts, Washington State, Nova Scotia, et cetera. Do they have a Redneck Factory down in Bentonville, Arkansas, and the deploy hicks to each Wal-Mart location?

Wait... there are Americans in Massachusettes? :huh:

Guest Boo_Bradley
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I forgot to mention my disgust in the fact that Wal-mart has had its Xmas Aisles set for 3 weeks

Guest The Real Nosferatu
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I forgot to mention my disgust in the fact that Wal-mart has had its Xmas Aisles set for 3 weeks

....IN AUGUST?!?!?!

Guest Boo_Bradley
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Exactly... in August, Xmas balls, singing Santas...its all there

Guest Boo_Bradley
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Went back to Wal-mart today, saw a woman walk bow-leggedly pushing a shopping cart, a retarded girl touched my shoulder from behind and when I turned to look who tapped me she stuck her mug in my face and grinned, and I was 10 feet away from a kid whose mother left in the shopping cart's seat portion as she checked out movies... the kid stood up, slipped, and landed head over heels on the hard Wal-mart floor... the manager swamped him and made me sign a Witness waiver... plus a used car lot/dump started on fire nearby and traffic had to be rerouted off Green Bay's main in road through the Wal-mart parking lot.... Crazy ass Wally's World...

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But did any Christmas decorations get damaged?

 

Oh, this is kinda related to a Wal-Mart story (can't believe I forgot about this):

 

Sunday night when my better half and I were returning from Wal-Mart (wait, it was SUPER Wal-Mart), we stopped off at this restaurant called Kings. Anyway we were sitting there when all of a sudden our waitress starts putting tables together and placed at least a dozen kids menus. I cringed.

 

Minutes later these three black women (one of them at least 7 months pregnant) come in with 18 KIDS!!! We counted. And no, there was no hint of this being a birthday party -- it looked like a regular family outing. My favorite line was when one of the kids shouted, err asked, for some grahmcrackers and one of the "adults" said, "You ain't getting no goddamn grahmcrackers boy, now shut the hell up."

 

Needless to say I didn't stay around to order ice cream. And boy did our waitress look mad (MikeSC, if you read this, I'm sure you know why she was mad)...

  • 3 weeks later...
Guest Boo_Bradley
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Went to Wal-mart last night, and a bunch of inbred looking people were in Pets, the "Mom" had a wired "hump" prodding out of her side and the "Kids" were all triangle faced... lovely

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