The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*forms an unholy alliance with Caboose to take out CWM in Duckhunt*

[caboose 0]

::In their attempt to overthrow CWM, Caboose and FrigidSoul introduce the LIMITED EDITION NES ROBOT OF AUTONOMOUS PLAY!::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

...I can't top that.

 

*steps on LIMITED EDITION NES ROBOT OF AUTONOMOUS PLAY!*

 

huh...I guess I could...go figure

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*Sends in the Army of reinforcements to take out CWM*

[caboose 0]

...I can't top that.

 

*steps on LIMITED EDITION NES ROBOT OF AUTONOMOUS PLAY!*

 

huh...I guess I could...go figure

Bastard.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

yo mamma

[caboose 0]

You sir, have crossed a line. You will suffer my vengeance...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

OMG! I'm so scared~!

 

*shakes in his boots*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not

[caboose 0]

::Breaks into CWM family home...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM laughs from the other side of the city*

 

make sure to say hi.

[caboose 0]

::...Caboose ties up CWM's family and pours petrol in a circle around them...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM gets some popcorn and watches the show*

 

someone doesn't remember his OAOAST history...CWM hates his family.

[caboose 0]

::....Caboose gives up and tries to find TSS' family instead...::

 

I KNOW YOU LOVE THEM!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you.bastard.

 

*hops in the nirvanamobile and pursues Caboose*

[caboose 0]

::...Caboose arrives at TSS' old family home. It remains a pile of ashes since CWM's original act of arson almost two years ago. Caboose asks a neighbour for a forwarding address and sets off...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM arrives just as Caboose leaves, a chase ensues*

[caboose 0]

::...Caboose gets lost at various times trying to find TSS' new family home. But alas our plucky adventurer stops a nerdy comic book guy and brandishes a recent photo...

 

Caboose: Have you seen this boy?

 

Nerdy Comic Book Guy: Worst. Sub plot. EVER.

 

Caboose realises its Mr. Zsasz, Stunners him, and conitnues to hunt down TSS's home...::

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*CWM arrives just as Caboose leaves, a chase ensues*

*loads up the Benny Hill theme for this enthralling chase*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM calls 411 to get the address and manages to arrive before Caboose. CWM lies in wait with his tire iron*

[Adam 0]

*Forms alliance with CWM, calls the group 'The Can-Aus Connection*

[Guest MarioLogan]

::Makes a return by jumping up and landing on Caboose's head::

 

Seriously, I will be making sporadic run-ins, until I get online full-time.

[Guest BowserLogan]

*Makes sporadic run-in*

 

*Incinerates Mario with his fire breath*

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

[caboose 0]

::...Unlike the WWE, Caboose watches CWM arrival with Tire Iron on the backstage monitors (go figure). Caboose picks up his trusty Black Cricket Bat~! and proceeds to TSS' house...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM ambushes Caboose*

[caboose 0]

::...But using 'Bill & Ted' logic, Caboose remembered to travel back in time and set up a trap for CWM, after he successfully defeated CWM. CWM is caught in Caboose's home made human mouse trap!

 

Thus Caboose proceeds into TSS' home...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM gets a headache so he smokes some weed*

[caboose 0]

::...Caboose tries to poach a drag on the spliff...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Cdub roaches it with one toke and flicks the ashes in Caboose's face*

[caboose 0]

::...CCWM watches in horror as Caboose ducks and the just-sparking ashes land go through a window of TSS' house and sets the living room rug alight as TSS' family watch TV!

 

The TSS family panic and are entrapped by a circle of fire!...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM being high FEELS NO PAIN and charges into the burning wreckage where the bright colours trip him out so bad he retreats giggling*

 

CWM: Ah fuck it, they got me a shitty bday gift. who wants a Caboose action figure?