The One and Only Calvin Szechstein Thread!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Comes in.::

 

Kotz:"Uh...uh...hey Zack...uhhhh..."

 

::Runs the hell out of the thread.::

[Papacita 0]

(skullfucks him for liking Jar Jar)

Now how would you sell that?

 

*takes a home pregnancy test*

[Art Sandusky 0]

You sell it like you would if someone shoved a 17 inch salami into one of your eye sockets.

[alfdogg 0]

You sell it like you would if someone shoved a 1.7 centimeter vienna sausage into one of your eye sockets.

Edited for accuracy.

[Patty O'Green 0]

SNAP!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

don't mind if I do...

 

*Chair shots to everyone and tosses Northstar off a convinetly placed ledge*

 

I'm Back baby.

[Art Sandusky 0]

(dickslaps CWM)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I assume you're using someone else's dick, since you'd have to be AWFUL close to me otherwise.

 

Calvin EDIT for grammar. Christ, CWM, I'm not your maid.

Edited March 12, 2004 by Chuck Woolery

[Art Sandusky 0]

(freaked out by CWM's assumption of multiple personalities in one post)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

man what did i write?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i'm tired so...

 

*chair shots kotz*

[Art Sandusky 0]

(sells by falling backwards and turning it into a spinaroonie)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Can you did that?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

SUCKA~!!

[Art Sandusky 0]

(can indeed "did" that)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

uh...

 

fuck off

[Art Sandusky 0]

(fellates himself once he is alone again)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*comes back and gives Kotz a Pollycutter*

[Art Sandusky 0]

(doesn't know what a Pollycutter is, can't sell for it)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

it's a diamondcutter.

 

*hits a pollycutter again*

[Adam 0]

*sells the Pollycuytter so Kotz doesn't have to*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Kicks kotz in the gnads*

 

sell that

[Richard 0]

*Pyromaniac sees he's still on the roster, so he sets the ring on fire*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*sets pyro on fire*

 

OH THE IRONY!

[alfdogg 0]

*Dumps shit on CWM*

 

OH THE IRONY!

[caboose 0]

::Points out that Alf's last post caused this thread's rating to drop::

 

OH THE IRO...

 

Hold on, thats prefectly normal.

[KingPK 0]

*To be nice, PK decides to sell "Best of Alfdogg" tapes*

 

MAN: "Hey!! This box is empty!!"

 

Insert your own punchline, it's fun for kids 9-99.

[Richard 0]

*stops, drops, and rolls*

[caboose 0]

::Rolls Pyro into a massive carpet and unrolls him down a massive staircase::