The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2003 BURBANK, CA - Walt Disney Company Contracts Professional Wrestler. While some may call this the biggest mistake in the history of Disney, others are appluading the new direction the company is taking to bring in potential customers to the company. The Walt Disney Company announced last week that it has aquired a contractual agreement with the Smartmarks Wrestling Federation and it's subsidiaries for the use of one of their superstars. Tense negotiations brought forth Alan Clark to be the superstar used in promotional campaigns and even as a true cast member, helping out in the parks when on days off or when needed by a set schedule. The SWF has given Clark an undisclosed amount of sabbatical leave to train and work for the company in the hopes that more money can be brought in for all involved...and possibly to help push rumored talks of a Disney/SWF action figure line that may be appearing in the near future along with any other cross-promotions. What will this new partnership bring? Only time will tell. [Note: SWF veteran Frost has been heard being quite adamant about Disney placing an Iceland pavillion into the World Showcase of Epcot...and is pushing for the removal of Norway. Frost's exact quote on the matter is "F**k Norway!" and while some find this approach a bit un-disney-like, they are taking notice.] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrestlingDeacon 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2003 Yes, fuck Norway, fuck them. Very intriguing premise, like to see where this goes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted September 16, 2003 It's a world of headlocks, a world of slams, It's a world of holds, and a world of hams. There's so much ass that we kick That it may make you sick! It's a Smark world after all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaertos 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2003 ::sniffle:: That was beautiful man... *Has image of all the SWF/JL superstars represtened by creepy little abstract dolls bobbing up and down to this song* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2003 Janus - The 8th Dwarf either that...or... Annie Eclectic and the Magnificent Seven Dwarves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted September 17, 2003 Gold, Rando. Just gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
