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Guest The Old Me
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Fuck the cookies and get some damn strippers in here. What is this, a sausage party?

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Guest The Old Me
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GImme some cookies JSYK

Oh, cuz I'M your bitch.

 

Get your own damn cookies.

Dance fur' me BOY!

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Get some of those strippers you keep jabbering about to dance for you. I'm not in the mood....I just walked out to the parking lot at work and a fucking tree fell onto my car. Add that with the fact that on Thursday I discovered that my car stereo, as well as $2600 worth of CDs, had been stolen from my car, and I'm pretty pissed.

 

But not to take away from the thread: No, I will not dance. Get WJM to dance for you. She'd do it.

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But you are a bitch, just not any one person's.

"Good one".

 

Just because a couple people are glad to have you back and are starting to warm up to you doesn't mean that you're welcome here.

 

Just thought you might like to know that.

Guest The Old Me
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But you are a bitch, just not any one person's.

"Good one".

 

Just because a couple people are glad to have you back and are starting to warm up to you doesn't mean that you're welcome here.

 

Just thought you might like to know that.

He'll never fully understand that.

 

 

*throws 5 dollar bill at you*

 

Now dance!

Guest The Old Me
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*wipes eyes just waking up*

 

 

Who jizzed on the ceiling?

Guest Dynamite Kido
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sorry guys, I forgot the hookers and beer.......

 

:: :ph34r: approaches::

 

But the ninja didn't forget....

 

WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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::Joins in. Brings Hair Metal CDs, Plsuh cthulhu doll, Mr. Stay Puft doll, Vaseline, ropes, Jason Voorhees, Freddy glove, and the Necromonicon::

 

 

Note: There is no "No Logans rule in place!"

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Guest The Old Me
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I still want to know who shot their man juice up on the ceiling?

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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I still want to know who shot their man juice up on the ceiling?

You're first The New Me.

 

::Grabs TNM by the back of his shirt, and tosses him into the corner, hilarity ensues::

Guest The Old Me
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I still want to know who shot their man juice up on the ceiling?

You're first The New Me.

 

::Grabs TNM by the back of his shirt, and tosses him into the corner, hilarity ensues::

Does that even make sense?

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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I still want to know who shot their man juice up on the ceiling?

You're first The New Me.

 

::Grabs TNM by the back of his shirt, and tosses him into the corner, hilarity ensues::

Does that even make sense?

Look at what is in my sig.

Guest The Old Me
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I still want to know who shot their man juice up on the ceiling?

You're first The New Me.

 

::Grabs TNM by the back of his shirt, and tosses him into the corner, hilarity ensues::

Does that even make sense?

Look at what is in my sig.

You're a sick fucker.

 

Plus my asshole is wide, you don't need lube.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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You're a sick fucker.

 

Plus my asshole is wide, you don't need lube.

Damn right, I'am! Plus you just made the hazing whole lot less fun. :(

Guest The Old Me
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You're a sick fucker.

 

Plus my asshole is wide, you don't need lube.

Damn right, I'am! Plus you just made the hazing whole lot less fun. :(

Lube is for pussies. You gotta squeeze that shit in there.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
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::Feels bad. Gets revenge for fat jokes by sitting on TNM. Jason Voorhees just stands there with Plush Cthulhu doll::

Guest The Old Me
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:::throws JSYK another 5 spot:::

 

 

Have some dignity, kid.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

::Mario runs in from the bar, and clotheslines everyone to Hell, and "hazes" them::

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