What is the origin of everyone's forum user name?

[Guest TheLukester]

My real name is Luke. Some time ago, many of my relatives and co-workers began referring to me as "The Lukester." I am not sure why they did this. I have never had it explained to me. But it has stuck and I have even begun to refer to myself as The Lukester. So when the time came for me to register here at The Smart Marks, I decided to use The Lukester as my username, rather than something reflecting one of my many interests, such as bird watching or music.

[Matt Young 0]

I was born Matthew Robert Young. I go by Matt. Simple, eh? I've never used anything but my real name on forums, although I will use variations like "Matt Fucking Young" or my current moniker at most places, "Matt Young Version 1."

[Guest JacK]

Ahh, simple, and un-interseting. Jack. It's my name. With a big 'k.' At the end. So it's 'JacK.' And that's because, in a Simpsons computer game, some real old one I had when I was like 5 or 7 or 9 or something; I got the high score, and I miss typed my initials as 'JKF' instead of JMF. So I stuck the 'k' on and went by JKF on other boards. But then peeps kept calling me JFK, which shitted me, so I changed it.

 

See, I told you. Uninteresting. Simple. But I didn't say 'lengthy' or 'boring.' Twas a trick.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Formerly FoleyDDP, two mof my favorite wrestlers at the time. Recently I've discovered the greatness of Flair, thus I became Lil Naitch.

[Guest Mad the Swine]

Mad the Swine is an early song of Queen's. They hated the mix of it and kept it off their first album. It has been released since, as a CD extra to the same album.

 

I thought it sounded interesting and that it brought a better connotation than Great King Rat.