The One and only Steffi on Kimmel thread

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Watch it, comment.

[A Happy Medium 0]

She tried to sell one of the dumbest ideas and storylines ever...while sitting right next to Quentin Tarantino.

 

She didn't come off too great.

[cbacon 0]

What did she say?

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Ah Christ, She's Kayfabin'

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

"Me Stuffy, Me like Foody, You Jimmy, hahahaha!. Daddy Bad, Daddy Hurt Stuffy, now Stuffy mad! Daddy and Stuffy fight! Grrrrr. Fight! Grrrrrrrrrrr!! Me big Boobies! Stuffy Stuff Stuffy! Triple H so strong and virile and have sex with Stuffy for long! HAHAHHA! SEX! HAHHAHA! Oh... Stuffy tired now... No Mercy soon, give money, Stuffy smart writer..."

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Jimmy:

"Why are you wrestling?"

 

Her: "I have no idea!"

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Quentin's very energenic!

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

WWE Head writer Steffi McMahon explained her intricately written storylines...

 

Jimmy responds with "I have no clue what's going on!!"

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Neither do they.

[razazteca 0]

Well it comes on in an hour right after Jerry Springer so I might watch it. I think it would be funny to see Quentin's response to whatever daddy's girl says.

 

Quentin: Ok Ok Ok Ok so as you might know I have this huge collection of tapes of all the great fights since the begining of time

 

Steph: I was in several PPVs

 

Quentin: Ok Ok Ok Ok but you're no Megumi Kudo, now that was hardcore Joshi, my friend

 

Steph: Yoshi? I like Nintendo games.............you know Westlemania 19 an exclusive for Gamecube.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oh god...

 

Now we'll get a storyline where Steph and HHH are about to get married on Smackdown when all of a sudden Lita, Jackie, and Trish along with Stevie Richards come in and shoot everyone dead, everyone but Stuffanny. Stuff wakes up 3 years later from a coma and exacts revenge on those who ruined her life and their leader... a big, muscular and bald Jewish fellow from WCW.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Wait, that's silly... HHH would never get killed off.

[razazteca 0]

HHH sure as hell is not Mr. Blond.

[razazteca 0]

Damn flashbacks, I don't know if I was to wait until 1:30 AM to watch this train wreck.

Edited October 10, 2003 by razazteca

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Oh god...

 

Now we'll get a storyline where Steph and HHH are about to get married on Smackdown when all of a sudden Lita, Jackie, and Trish along with Stevie Richards come in and shoot everyone dead, everyone but Stuffanny. Stuff wakes up 3 years later from a coma and exacts revenge on those who ruined her life and their leader... a big, muscular and bald Jewish fellow from WCW.

I was gonna post something about watch for a 3 way shootout on SD!...

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

How about Mark Henry getting raped by Shawn Michaels?

[razazteca 0]

Austin: Rico's dead baby Rico's dead

Dawn Marie: Who is Rico?

[Karc 0]

So what was she wearing?

[Guest rawmvp]

THE LINE OF THE NIGHT BY KIMMEL: "QUENTIN, YOU NEED TO STEP IN AND REWRITE SOME OF THESE STORYLINES."

[Guest JMA]

Kimmel sure has a lot of people from the WWE on...

[Guest EternallyLazy]

THE LINE OF THE NIGHT BY KIMMEL: "QUENTIN, YOU NEED TO STEP IN AND REWRITE SOME OF THESE STORYLINES."

lol did he REALLY say that?!?

[TSA09 0]

Yes he really did say that. Jimmy also suggested that they call Social Services on Vince for child abuse......

 

...Although before commerical he did say that children do get out of line sometimes.

[AndrewTS 0]

Stephanie was ON Kimmel?

 

He survived?

 

Were there any others in the area that got hurt?

[DerangedHermit 0]

Also, there was another good line by Tarentino:

 

"This stuff reminds me of DC Comics and Superman. Superman can do something on Earth 1, but when he goes to Earth 2, he doesn't have that power."

[AndrewTS 0]

A friend of mind is going to hate hearing of this, because he loathes Tarantino.

 

Still, funny stuff.

 

I WANT A TRANSCRIPT!!!

 

So, is Quentin just basing this on what he heard, or is he a smark?

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Didn't sound like he was a smark.

Just probably thought that Vince/Steph story was stupid.

[haVoc 0]

Recap Of Stephanie McMahon On Jimmy Kimmel Live

Posted By Matt Biscuiti on 10.10.03

 

Steph compares her and HHH to Ben and J-Lo... Hilarity ensues!

 

Here's my quick recap of the show:

 

Guests so far are co-host Bobcat Goldthwait and Quentin Tarantino, so they're sitting on the couch as Stephanie is introduced...

 

Great line as Jimmy claims that "Not since OJ's daughter called 911 have father/daughter relations been so crazy..." or something like that. They show clips of last night's SmackDown! catfight w/Steph and Sable, and then Steph comes out.

 

Jimmy asks if he should call child protective services, but Steph claims that she may already be enrolled. Steph gives a storyline explanation of the upcoming I Quit match (at No Mercy on PAY PER VIEW!), and then denies being related to Ed McMahon or Jim McMahon.

 

The following quotes may or not be accurate:

 

Jimmy: "Does it get any stranger in your family?"

Steph: "Maybe."

Jimmy: "Are you in therapy?"

Steph: "We air our problems out in the ring."

Jimmy: "Why did you start wrestling?"

Steph: "I don't know. I started working behind the scenes, interned variety of positions for my dad, and one day the team of writers thought 'we can write her into the storylines' and that was it."

Jimmy: "Did you see a lot of violent movies as a kid?" (This is a reference to Quentin claiming his parents took him to see R-rated movies during his childhood, which Jimmy of course made fun of.)?

Steph: "I like Quentin's movies!"

Jimmy: "Do people yell at you?"

Steph: "Well, when I was 'bad' they chanted slut at me."

Jimmy: "Is the match with your father going to be a regular match? Will their be weapons involved? Is it a cage match?"

Steph: "Bare-knuckled, with my mom in my corner and dad's mistress in his."

Jimmy: "So are you getting married to HHH? When?"

Steph: "Yes, by the end of the year."

 

Then she explains how they were married in the storylines...

 

Jimmy: "So will this be a fake marriage, like the Ben and J-Lo marriage?"

Steph: "Well, you never know, they were real up to the last minute..." (Does that mean there's hope, 411movies writer Steven Coogan wonders...)

 

Steph then talks about the storyline mariage vs. the real marriage, and the storyline fake pregnancy and divorce -- getting Jimmy all confused, to the point he suggests Quentin come in to WWE to clean up the storylines.

 

Of course then Quentin starts to talk about Superman in Earth 1 vs. Superman in Earth 2 or 3 or something... Jimmy: "You'd just make it more complicated."

 

And... that's it. Woo!

 

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[Guest netslob]

QT should of just tired her to a chair, doused her with gasoline and lit it, all to the tune of "Stuck in the Middle with You".

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

That was it in a nutshell!

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

QT should of just tired her to a chair, doused her with gasoline and lit it, all to the tune of "Stuck in the Middle with You".

Was that a reference to bobcat starting the Tonight show's chairs on fire a few years ago?

 

 

TONIGHT Nikki Cox (Bobcat's girlfriend) Wow, just WOW